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Four Fingers of Death is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Kung Fu Comic Book Guy to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Kung Fu Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark Hey, look, everybody! It's the Kung Fu Panda! Judge me by my girth, do you? You are a foolish child, unwise in the ways of gongfu. I have devoted years to studying the eldritch secrets of the East, learning from the greatest masters: Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Keanu Reeves in “The Matrix,” Chris Farley in “Beverly Hills Ninja…” …and, yes, the aforementioned Kung Fu Panda. Seriously, I know he's a cartoon, but the dude knows his stuff. I can teach you much, if you would but listen. Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Teach Kung Fu". The job takes place at the Community Center or Android's Dungeon and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Bart Attend Kung Fu Class". The job takes place at the Community Center or Android's Dungeon and takes 60 minutes. A true Master can erect an impenetrable defense. I shall demonstrate. Please, young Bart, attack me however you like. Oof! Gah! Let go of the pony tail! Yowza! Right in the chi! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Kung Fu Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark Defeated by a child! I have brought shame upon my dojo and upon my family, two entities that were none-too-crazy about me to begin with. Clearly, I need further training. To the couch! Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Binge Watch Kung Fu Movies". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 24 hours. At last, the movies have revealed the weakness in my gongfu! Was I defeated because I can't do a sit-up without the aid of a gantry crane? No! I merely lack a strong revenge motive! Kumiko! I swear I will avenge your death at the hands of Bart Simpson! I'm not dead, my gigantic love. Obviously! I'm only FANTASIZING that my wife is dead. It's something all great husbands do. I was not aware of this, my strange, obese soul mate. Carry on. Oh, why have I been cursed with a wonderful, living wife?! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark My otherwise regal body is not, I admit, ideally suited to the exertions of hand-to-hand combat. Being struck by my fat-wrapped fists is like snuggling into a mountain of the softest eider down. Being kicked by my legs is like… well, I can't raise them more than six inches, so it's irrelevant. But I DO have something far more important -- the cunning reflexes of a jungle cat. Therefore, I shall dedicate myself to mastering that most ancient of weapons… Nice nunchucks, you wad! They are properly called “nunchaku!” A-doy! You just tied two Wii controllers end-to-end by the straps. THEY STILL COUNT! No they don't. Plastic nunchucks are no nunchucks at all, you dope. It's “nunchaku!” A-doy! A thousand times a-doy! Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Use Nunchaku". The job takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark Soon I will face Bart Simpson in a fateful and deadly clash of martial arts grand masters. A little more practice, followed by a lengthy fast food crawl through Springfield's Trans Fat District, and my body will be prepared. Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Practice Moves". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark Bart Simpson, I challenge you! Stand and face me, if you be man enough, in the ultimate gongfu arena: A head-to-head battle in “Martial Arts Eviscerators 7: Entrails of Fury Edition!” Wait. You want to challenge me to a kung fu VIDEO GAME? Not my original plan. Let's just say Krustyburger's new “Bacon-wrapped Fish Taco Pizzaburger with Ranch Drizzles” is not easy on the digestive system. I'm in no shape to fight. But enough talk. Choose your controller. Task: "Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Challenge His Rival". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, requires Bart, and takes 16 hours. Yes! You are defeated, Bart Simpson! I have proven myself the master! The “X” button on this controller doesn't work. And you were in “God Mode” the whole time. A true master makes full use of cheat codes. Let this be your first lesson, my pupil. Not for nothing, “master,” but you really need to move around more. Your flab is growing into the couch. Yes, I know. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the martial arts film King Boxer, also known as Five Fingers of Death.