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The Italian Grenadessance! is an Event-exclusive premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It required Giuseppe to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark Mama Mia! It's-a New Years Eva! Also known as the January Kalends in Italy. A time of food, gifts, and excessive hand gestures. You're'a mistaken! It's the January Kleanse, where we celebrate the New Year by blowing up everything of the old year. It's-a great Italian tradition dating back to the intentional demolition of the Roman Empire. I don't think that- Or Pompeii, where we blew up Mt. Vesuvius totally on-a purpose! You can still see-a the smiling, happy faces of the people of Pompeii frozen in ash, mid-party. Are we talking about the same Pompeii? But-a nothing compares to the expressions of the people when they see my New Year party-poppers. I'm starting to think maybe I WON'T do my year abroad in college in Italy. Task: "Make Giuseppe Construct Fireworks". The job takes place at Giuseppe's Workshop and takes 12 hours. It looks like there's a new guy in town trying to edge in on our illegal fireworks racket! Is nothing sacred? Take him out, nice and clean. Send him a gift-wrapped package that will go boom. A subwoofer? So thoughtful. He means a bomb. But boss, he's full-blooded Italian – how do we know he's not untouchable? I'll touch who I want, when I want, however I want! Can't we just kill the guy? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark Someone has sent me a great gift! This package looks very suspicious. The return address is "Mafia HQ." And it's ticking... Also it says "Do Not Jostle Bomb" on the side. Just like momma used to make in The Old Country, which was the name of our bomb factory. Task: "Make Giuseppe Admire the Gift Bomb's Craftsmanship". The job takes place at Giuseppe's Workshop and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark Lisa, I have a special surprise for you! Is it dangerous? No! Now-a just put on that padding and approach slowly. I've-a turned the bomb into the biggest firework that-a Springfield has ever seen! And I had enough left over to make the second biggest firework Springfield has ever seen! Giuseppe, your kindness and ingenuity has made me want to turn over a new leaf. Legs, don't dump that body. Recycle it instead. Task: "Make Giuseppe Wow the Town with a Huge Firework Display". The job takes place at Giuseppe's Workshop and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 200 and 20