Revision as of 19:32, June 11, 2024
Best New Year's Day Ever
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Best New Year's Day Ever is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
When the player logs in on January 1
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Woohoo! New Year’s Day! Finally that terrible Christmas update is finished.
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What? It’s still going on for another two weeks? Oh crap.
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It’s time to tell you people in charge what I think!
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You’re a bunch of slack-jawed, overpaid, ignorant f--
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Task: "Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 minutes.
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Quest reward: 2 and 10
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Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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What was that? I may be just a collection of pixels but I still have a right to free speech!
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I don’t even know what I just did in my own house, but I bet it was unspeakable!
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And all for 2 miserable donuts? The people who run this game are just cheap mother--
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Task: "Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 minutes.
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Quest reward: 2 and 10
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Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Fine. I get it. I’ll shut up. Just give me my next super-fun task.
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Task: "Make Homer Accept the Frozen-Bucket-of-Beer Challenge" (x3). The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 minutes.
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Quest reward: 6 and 10
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Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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How is that fun? I had to drop a thirty pound bucket filled with frozen beer on my head, three times in a row?
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I couldn’t even drink it because it was frozen. That’s insult to injury.
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Now please, make me do something worthy of a responsible adult male.
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Task: "Make Homer Play a Trashy Reality Star's Dress-up Game". The job takes 5 minutes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Homer, stop playing that inexplicably successful myPad game about that inexplicably successful woman.
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But Marge, I need to buy these over-priced sunshades so I’ll get invited to the VIP party and become a Z-list celebrity.
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This is the only way I’ll feel validated as a woman.
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Please, whoever is in charge, make Homer do something useful and productive with his time.
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Task: "Make Homer Play The Simpsons: Tapped Out on his myPad". The job takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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