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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Assemblywoman Lombard! You got my e-mails! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Maxine Lombard]]}} I'll go anywhere, anytime, to defend our precious [[Bay Area]] values. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Maxine Lombard}} So, Monty, shall we find a way to continue this... purely passionate affair? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} But you're a softhearted liberal! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Maxine Lombard}} And you're a hard-hearted capitalist. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Enemies by day, lovers by night. | |
:''[Lombard and Burns kiss]'' | :''[Lombard and Burns kiss]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Maxine Lombard}} Now, get out of my office. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Maxine Lombard}} You're destroying this [[Evergreen Terrace|neighborhood]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Just like you destroyed my [[Burns' manor|mansion]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Maxine Lombard}} I don't know what I ever saw in you, you planet-ruining monster! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Likewise, you planet-saving succubus! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[To Skinner and Agnes]'' Some folks will tell you that fracking's no good. But what they ''don't'' tell you is: hydraulic fracturing creates jobs. | |
:''[To Moe]'' And all those new workers are gonna want to spend their earnings, buying what you're selling: beer. | :''[To Moe]'' And all those new workers are gonna want to spend their earnings, buying what you're selling: beer. | ||
:''[To Luigi]'' Authentic Italian food. | :''[To Luigi]'' Authentic Italian food. | ||
| − | :''[To Ned]'' Useless left-handed crap. | + | :''[To Ned]'' Useless left-handed crap. |
:''[To Rev. Lovejoy]'' Magical nonsense. | :''[To Rev. Lovejoy]'' Magical nonsense. | ||
| − | :''[To Comic Book Guy]'' Expensive toys for grown-ups they don't open or play with. | + | :''[To Comic Book Guy]'' Expensive toys for grown-ups they don't open or play with. |
:''[To Apu]''' Pornography and nachos. | :''[To Apu]''' Pornography and nachos. | ||
| − | :''[To Bumblebee Man]'' High-quality Spanish language programming. | + | :''[To Bumblebee Man]'' High-quality Spanish language programming. |
:''[To Cletus and Brandine]'' High-quality methamphetamines. | :''[To Cletus and Brandine]'' High-quality methamphetamines. | ||
:''[To (in order) Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II]:'' Laundry, homework, pranks, poop, poop and poop. | :''[To (in order) Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II]:'' Laundry, homework, pranks, poop, poop and poop. | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Our water was on fire! | |
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- Lisa: Assemblywoman Lombard! You got my e-mails!
- Maxine Lombard: I'll go anywhere, anytime, to defend our precious Bay Area values.
- Maxine Lombard: So, Monty, shall we find a way to continue this... purely passionate affair?
- Mr. Burns: But you're a softhearted liberal!
- Maxine Lombard: And you're a hard-hearted capitalist.
- Mr. Burns: Enemies by day, lovers by night.
- [Lombard and Burns kiss]
- Maxine Lombard: Now, get out of my office.
- Maxine Lombard: You're destroying this neighborhood.
- Mr. Burns: Just like you destroyed my mansion.
- Maxine Lombard: I don't know what I ever saw in you, you planet-ruining monster!
- Mr. Burns: Likewise, you planet-saving succubus!
- Homer: [To Skinner and Agnes] Some folks will tell you that fracking's no good. But what they don't tell you is: hydraulic fracturing creates jobs.
- [To Moe] And all those new workers are gonna want to spend their earnings, buying what you're selling: beer.
- [To Luigi] Authentic Italian food.
- [To Ned] Useless left-handed crap.
- [To Rev. Lovejoy] Magical nonsense.
- [To Comic Book Guy] Expensive toys for grown-ups they don't open or play with.
- [To Apu]' Pornography and nachos.
- [To Bumblebee Man] High-quality Spanish language programming.
- [To Cletus and Brandine] High-quality methamphetamines.
- [To (in order) Marge, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II]: Laundry, homework, pranks, poop, poop and poop.
- Marge: Our water was on fire!
