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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Wreck of the Relationship|Treehouse of Horror XXV}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Wreck of the Relationship|Treehouse of Horror XXV}} | ||
| − | ==School is Hell== | + | == School is Hell == |
| − | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''' | + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system. |
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[laughing]'' Penal. |
| − | :'''Principal Skinner''' | + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile." |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[laughing]'' Penile |
| − | :'''Principal Skinner''' | + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' It's not like you made me say "penis"! |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[laughing]'' |
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| − | :'''[[Hellroads teacher]]''' | + | :'''[[Hellroads teacher]]:''' Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker. |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[gasps]'' This has never happened before... I have a crush on my teacher! |
| − | :'''Hellroads teacher''' | + | :'''Hellroads teacher:''' Down here, we can make that happen. |
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| − | :'''Hellroads teacher''' | + | :'''Hellroads teacher:''' Now, students, it's final exam day, and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass. |
| − | :'''{{ap|Hellroads student|4}}''' | + | :'''{{ap|Hellroads student|4}}:''' Torture? |
| − | :'''Hellroads''' | + | :'''Hellroads teacher:''' ''[sighs]'' Uh, Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you. |
| − | :'''[[Beelzebart Simpson|Beelzebart]]''' | + | :'''[[Beelzebart Simpson|Beelzebart]]:''' Homer? That-That's my dad. I can't hurt him. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' No, boy. I want you to do it. |
| − | :'''Beelzebart''' | + | :'''Beelzebart:''' What? Why? |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Bart, you went to [[Hell]] and came back a winner, like [[Jesus]]. Now, come on, boy. |
| − | :'''Beelzebart''' | + | :'''Beelzebart:''' Pull me apart like string cheese. |
| − | :''[strikes Homer]'' '''Homer''' | + | :''[strikes Homer]'' '''Homer:''' [[D'oh]]! D'oh! ''[shrieks]'' |
| − | ==A Clockwork Yellow== | + | == A Clockwork Yellow == |
| − | :'''[[Dum]]''' | + | :'''[[Dum]]:''' Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird, and she wants me to give up the glug life. |
| − | :'''[[Moog]]''' | + | :'''[[Moog]]:''' Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future could you have without your truest lunos by your side? |
| − | :'''[[Dum's wife]]''' | + | :'''[[Dum's wife]]:''' Dum got a job at the [[Tower of London]] as a Beefeater! |
| − | :'''Dum''' | + | :'''Dum:''' I hope it's what I think it is. |
| − | ==The | + | == The Others == |
| − | :'''Present Homer:''' Hey, if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license! | + | :'''[[Homer|Present Homer]]:''' Hey, if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license! |
:'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich. | :'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich. | ||
| − | :'''Present Homer:''' | + | :'''Present Homer:''' ''[gasps]'' He is me! |
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| − | :'''Present Marge:''' Homer, do something! | + | :'''[[Marge|Present Marge]]:''' Homer, do something! |
:'''Present Homer:''' Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know. | :'''Present Homer:''' Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know. | ||
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| − | :'''Ghost of Past Marge:''' | + | :'''Ghost of Past Marge:''' ''[to Present Homer]'' She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there. |
| − | :'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' | + | :'''Ghost of Past Homer:''' ''[yells at Ghost Marge]'' Quit making cracks! |
| − | :'''Ghost of Past Bart:''' | + | :'''Ghost of Past Bart:''' ''[to Ghost Homer]'' Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude. |
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School is Hell
- Principal Skinner: There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system.
- Bart: [laughing] Penal.
- Principal Skinner: Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile."
- Bart: [laughing] Penile
- Principal Skinner: It's not like you made me say "penis"!
- Bart: [laughing]
- Hellroads teacher: Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker.
- Bart: [gasps] This has never happened before... I have a crush on my teacher!
- Hellroads teacher: Down here, we can make that happen.
- Hellroads teacher: Now, students, it's final exam day, and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass.
- Hellroads student: Torture?
- Hellroads teacher: [sighs] Uh, Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you.
- Beelzebart: Homer? That-That's my dad. I can't hurt him.
- Homer: No, boy. I want you to do it.
- Beelzebart: What? Why?
- Homer: Bart, you went to Hell and came back a winner, like Jesus. Now, come on, boy.
- Beelzebart: Pull me apart like string cheese.
- [strikes Homer] Homer: D'oh! D'oh! [shrieks]
A Clockwork Yellow
- Dum: Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird, and she wants me to give up the glug life.
- Moog: Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future could you have without your truest lunos by your side?
- Dum's wife: Dum got a job at the Tower of London as a Beefeater!
- Dum: I hope it's what I think it is.
The Others
- Present Homer: Hey, if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license!
- Ghost of Past Homer: Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich.
- Present Homer: [gasps] He is me!
- Present Marge: Homer, do something!
- Present Homer: Why is it always me? I work 12 hours a week, you know.
- Ghost of Past Marge: [to Present Homer] She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there.
- Ghost of Past Homer: [yells at Ghost Marge] Quit making cracks!
- Ghost of Past Bart: [to Ghost Homer] Speaking of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.
