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− | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Ah! [[Homer]], you're still here? You should have left for work an hour ago. | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' "Ah! [[Homer]], you're still here? You should have left for work an hour ago." |
− | :'''[[Homer]]:''' They said if I come in late for work again, I'm fired. I can't take that chance. | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' "They said if I come in late for work again, I'm fired. I can't take that chance." |
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− | :'''Marge:''' Stop! | + | :'''Marge:''' "Stop! Stop!" |
− | :'''[[Otto]]:''' Oh, you wanna drag? | + | :'''[[Otto]]:''' "Oh, you wanna drag?" |
− | :'''Marge:''' '' | + | :'''Marge:''' ''[gasps]'' "Hrmmm. I'm not racing! It's me, Marge Simpson!" |
− | :'''Otto:''' No, you eat my dust! | + | :'''Otto:'''" No, you eat my dust!" |
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− | :'''[[Terri]]:''' Red hair? | + | :'''[[Terri]]:''' "Red hair?" |
− | :'''[[Sherri]]: What's she trying to pull? | + | :'''[[Sherri]]: "What's she trying to pull?" |
− | :'''[[Janey]]:''' Those shoes look Canadian. | + | :'''[[Janey]]:''' "Those shoes look [[Canada|Canadian]]." |
− | :'''Boy with orthodontic headgear:''' She'll never fit in. | + | :'''Boy with orthodontic headgear:''' "She'll never fit in." |
− | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, it's tough being the new kid. Someone should go talk to her. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' "Oh, it's tough being the new kid. Someone should go talk to her." |
− | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, somebody should. '' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' "Yeah, somebody should..." ''[looking out of window]'' "One-hour dry cleaner? Man, that's fast." |
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− | :'''[[Sales lady]] | + | :'''[[Sales lady]]''': ''[as door is be-ing opened]'' "Your baby is dead..." ''[Marge and Homer gasp]'' "...that's what you'd hear if your baby fell victim to the thousands of death-traps lurking in the average American home." ''[she hands Marge a business card]'' |
− | :'''Marge:''' "[[Springfield Baby-Proofing]]" | + | :'''Marge:''' "'[[Springfield Baby-Proofing]]'?" |
− | :'''Homer:''' You... you really scared us! | + | :'''Homer:''' "You... you really scared us!" |
− | :'''Sales lady:''' Sorry about that. But the truth is, your baby [[Maggie Simpson]], is dead... '' | + | :'''Sales lady:''' "Sorry about that. But the truth is, your baby [[Maggie Simpson]], is dead..." ''[Marge and Homer gasp again]'' "...tired of baby-proofers who don't provide a free estimate." |
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− | :'' | + | :''[the sales lady puts on a baby bonnet]'' |
− | :'''Sales lady:''' Now, pretend I'm a baby. | + | :'''Sales lady:''' "Now, pretend I'm a baby." |
− | :'' | + | :''[she starts to crawl around the kitchen floor, making baby noises]'' |
− | :'''Sales lady:''' Goo, goo. Me wike to expwore! | + | :'''Sales lady:''' "Goo, goo. Me wike to expwore!" |
− | :'''Homer:''' '' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[to Marge]'' "That's a pretty big caboose for a baby." |
− | :'''Marge:''' Homer, don't be... wow, that is huge! | + | :'''Marge:''' "Homer, don't be... wow, that is huge!" |
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− | :'''Sales lady:''' Okay, with the window bars, toilet latches, dingo alarm and grapefruit squirt shield, your total cost would be... wow, I'm rich! | + | :'''Sales lady:''' "Okay, with the window bars, toilet latches, dingo alarm and grapefruit squirt shield, your total cost would be... wow, I'm rich!" |
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− | :'''Marge:''' Why don't you try reaching out to this new girl? See if you two have a common interest. | + | :'''Marge:''' "Why don't you try reaching out to this new girl? See if you two have a common interest." |
− | :'''Lisa:''' Hmm. Well, lots of people like jazz fusion. '' | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Hmm. Well, lots of people like jazz fusion." ''[she pulls out her sax and demonstrates]'' |
− | :'''Marge:''' Okay, that's in the maybe file. What if you two bond over your [[Malibu Stacy]] dolls? | + | :'''Marge:''' "Okay, that's in the maybe file. What if you two bond over your [[Malibu Stacy]] dolls?" |
− | :'''Lisa:''' They're not dolls, they're aspiration figures. | + | :'''Lisa:''' "They're not dolls, they're aspiration figures." |
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− | :'''Homer:''' That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets. But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away. '' | + | :'''Homer:''' "That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets. But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away." ''[he begins to draw]'' |
− | :'''Marge:''' She's not afraid of bunnies. | + | :'''Marge:''' "She's not afraid of bunnies." |
− | :'''Homer:''' '' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[ominously]'' "She ''will'' be." |
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− | :'''Homer:''' Now, do you realize how unsafe the American home is? Baby accidents occur every three minutes. | + | :'''Homer:''' "Now, do you realize how unsafe the American home is? Baby accidents occur every three minutes." |
− | :'''Marge:''' I'm the one who told you that! | + | :'''Marge:''' "I'm the one who told you that!" |
− | :'''Homer:''' Yeah, but this is me talkin'. Look! I already encased the phone in concrete. | + | :'''Homer:''' "Yeah, but this is me talkin'. Look! I already encased the phone in concrete." |
− | :'''Marge:''' How are you supposed to dial? | + | :'''Marge:''' "How are you supposed to dial?" |
− | :'''Homer:''' Reach into these holes. I use a carrot. | + | :'''Homer:''' "Reach into these holes. I use a carrot." |
− | :'''Marge:''' Isn't that a little excessive? I mean, how are the buttons dangerous? | + | :'''Marge:''' "Isn't that a little excessive? I mean, how are the buttons dangerous?" |
− | :'''Homer:''' Baby could order poison! | + | :'''Homer:''' "Baby could order poison!" |
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− | :'''Lisa:''' Would you bullies be interested in some body guard work? | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Would you bullies be interested in some body guard work?" |
− | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' Oh, this is so funny. We were just talking about moving into protection. | + | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' "Oh, this is so funny. We were just talking about moving into protection." |
− | :'''[[Dolph]]:''' We're offering a recess and lunch package that's very affordable. | + | :'''[[Dolph]]:''' "We're offering a recess and lunch package that's very affordable." |
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− | :'''Nelson:''' Sorry, we don't do girls. They bite and kick and scratch. | + | :'''Nelson:''' "Sorry, we don't do girls. They bite and kick and scratch." |
− | :'''Dolph:''' And sometimes we fall in love. | + | :'''Dolph:''' "And sometimes we fall in love." |
− | :'' | + | :''[the bullies sigh]'' |
:'''Lisa:''' Wow, there's so much I don't understand about bullying. | :'''Lisa:''' Wow, there's so much I don't understand about bullying. | ||
− | :'''Nelson:''' Yeah, there's a lot of history there. Did you know is predates agriculture? | + | :'''Nelson:''' "Yeah, there's a lot of history there. Did you know is predates agriculture?" |
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− | :'''Lisa:''' I just don't understand [[Francine]]'s motivation. Why does she only go after the smart ones? | + | :'''Lisa:''' "I just don't understand [[Francine]]'s motivation. Why does she only go after the smart ones?" |
− | :'''Nelson:''' That's like asking the square root of a million... | + | :'''Nelson:''' "That's like asking the square root of a million... No one will ever know." |
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− | :'''Lisa:''' [[Willie]], I need to see the school security tapes. | + | :'''Lisa:''' "[[Willie]], I need to see the school security tapes." |
− | :'''Willie:''' Security tapes? There's no security tapes! | + | :'''Willie:''' "Security tapes? There's no security tapes!" |
− | :'''Lisa:''' '' | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[pointing at a camera]'' "It's hard to miss the cameras." |
− | :'''Willie:''' Aye. Willie's a stinkin' liar. | + | :'''Willie:''' "Aye. Willie's a stinkin' liar." |
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− | :'''Lisa:''' Why does the school need to watch us all the time? | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Why does the school need to watch us all the time?" |
− | :'''Willie:''' School? | + | :'''Willie:''' "School?" |
---- | ---- | ||
− | :'' | + | :''[[[Milhouse]], [[Martin]] and [[Database]], all shirtless, are exercising on StairMasters]'' |
− | :'''Lisa:''' Come on people! Move it! I want to see some sweat! | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Come on people! Move it! I want to see some sweat!" |
− | :'''Martin:''' I'm not mastering another step until you explain the purpose of this monstrous experiment. | + | :'''Martin:''' "I'm not mastering another step until you explain the purpose of this monstrous experiment." |
− | :'''Lisa:''' I believe the key to bully-nerd antagonism lies in your drippings. | + | :'''Lisa:''' "I believe the key to bully-nerd antagonism lies in your drippings." |
− | :'''Martin:''' Then I shall drip like a pot roast. | + | :'''Martin:''' "Then I shall drip like a pot roast." |
− | :'''Lisa:''' Excellent. Now don't mind the squeegee. | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Excellent. Now don't mind the squeegee." |
− | :'' | + | :''[she scrapes sweat off of Martin's body]'' |
---- | ---- | ||
− | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Thank you, [[Drederick Tatum]]. That was truly a K.O. - Knockout Oration. Heh. | + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' "Thank you, [[Drederick Tatum]]. That was truly a K.O. - Knockout Oration. Heh." |
− | :'''[[Edna Krabappel]]:''' '' | + | :'''[[Edna Krabappel]]:''' ''[flirting]'' "Need a ride home?" |
− | :'''Drederick Tatum:''' You really don't want that. Trust me. | + | :'''Drederick Tatum:''' "You really don't want that. Trust me." |
− | :'''Lisa:''' Mr. Tatum, do you mind if I swab you with this damp rag? | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Mr. Tatum, do you mind if I swab you with this damp rag?" |
− | :'''Drederick Tatum:''' No, not at all. Swab away. | + | :'''Drederick Tatum:''' "No, not at all. Swab away." |
− | :'' | + | :''[Lisa pulls out a beaker and starts pouring something onto the rag]'' |
− | :'''Drederick:''' Whoa, whoa! Nobody mentioned a beaker. | + | :'''Drederick:''' "Whoa, whoa! Nobody mentioned a beaker." |
− | :'''Lisa:''' Please? It's for science. | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Please? It's for science." |
− | :'''Drederick:''' Oh, for science! In that case, proceed. | + | :'''Drederick:''' "Oh, for science! In that case, proceed." |
---- | ---- | ||
− | :'''Scientist''': The Problem? UFOs! | + | :'''Scientist''': "The Problem? UFOs!" ''[holds up a fake UFO on a string]'' "The solution? This!" ''[cuts string]'' |
− | :'''Marge | + | :'''Marge''': "That's quite an act to follow, Lisa." |
− | :'''Lisa | + | :'''Lisa''': ''[stepping onto stage]'' "I know, and the crowd is so distinguished. The inventor of the walkie-talkie is out there." |
− | :'''Marge | + | :'''Marge''': ''[stepping after Lisa]'' "Where?" |
− | :'''Lisa:''' Third row, near the aisle. | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Third row, near the aisle." |
− | :'''Marge:''' '' | + | :'''Marge:''' ''[gasps]'' "Ooh, you're right. And that's not his wife." |
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− | :'''Lisa:''' But why do the bullies prey on the brainy? Is it jealousy? '' | + | :'''Lisa:''' "But why do the bullies prey on the brainy? Is it jealousy? ''[the scientists murmur assent]'' No! The reason is chemical." |
− | :'' | + | :''[the scientists murmur disagreement]'' |
− | :'''Male researcher:''' Tha-that's impossible! Chemicals are our friends. | + | :'''Male researcher:''' "Tha-that's impossible! Chemicals are our friends." |
− | :'''Dr. [[C. Everett Koop]]:''' She's a witch! | + | :'''Dr. [[C. Everett Koop]]:''' "She's a witch!" |
---- | ---- | ||
− | :'''Lisa:''' I have isolated the chemical which is emitted by every geek, dork and four-eyes. I call is | + | :'''Lisa:''' "I have isolated the chemical which is emitted by every geek, dork and four-eyes. I call is '[[Poindextrose]]'." |
---- | ---- | ||
(when [[Lisa]] shows off [[Poindextrose|her Bully repellent]]) | (when [[Lisa]] shows off [[Poindextrose|her Bully repellent]]) | ||
− | :'''Scientist:''' The little girl's invented some kind of bully repellent! | + | :'''Scientist:''' "The little girl's invented some kind of bully repellent!" |
− | :'''Lisa:''' '' | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[holding up an atomizer]'' "Actually, it's just ordinary salad dressing." |
− | :'''Marge:''' So that's where that went. | + | :'''Marge:''' "So that's where that went." |
− | :'''Lisa:''' The pungent vinegar and tangy Roquefort blocked the smell receptors, rendering the bully harmless. | + | :'''Lisa:''' "The pungent vinegar and tangy Roquefort blocked the smell receptors, rendering the bully harmless." |
− | :'''Homer:''' So all her bullying was just to get some attention. | + | :'''Homer:''' "So all her bullying was just to get some attention." |
− | :'''Lisa:''' No, Dad! Didn't you listen to anything I said? | + | :'''Lisa:''' "No, Dad! Didn't you listen to anything I said?" |
− | :'''Homer:''' Just to get some attention. | + | :'''Homer:''' "Just to get some attention." |
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- Marge: "Ah! Homer, you're still here? You should have left for work an hour ago."
- Homer: "They said if I come in late for work again, I'm fired. I can't take that chance."
- Marge: "Stop! Stop!"
- Otto: "Oh, you wanna drag?"
- Marge: [gasps] "Hrmmm. I'm not racing! It's me, Marge Simpson!"
- Otto:" No, you eat my dust!"
- Terri: "Red hair?"
- Sherri: "What's she trying to pull?"
- Janey: "Those shoes look Canadian."
- Boy with orthodontic headgear: "She'll never fit in."
- Lisa: "Oh, it's tough being the new kid. Someone should go talk to her."
- Bart: "Yeah, somebody should..." [looking out of window] "One-hour dry cleaner? Man, that's fast."
- Sales lady: [as door is be-ing opened] "Your baby is dead..." [Marge and Homer gasp] "...that's what you'd hear if your baby fell victim to the thousands of death-traps lurking in the average American home." [she hands Marge a business card]
- Marge: "'Springfield Baby-Proofing'?"
- Homer: "You... you really scared us!"
- Sales lady: "Sorry about that. But the truth is, your baby Maggie Simpson, is dead..." [Marge and Homer gasp again] "...tired of baby-proofers who don't provide a free estimate."
- [the sales lady puts on a baby bonnet]
- Sales lady: "Now, pretend I'm a baby."
- [she starts to crawl around the kitchen floor, making baby noises]
- Sales lady: "Goo, goo. Me wike to expwore!"
- Homer: [to Marge] "That's a pretty big caboose for a baby."
- Marge: "Homer, don't be... wow, that is huge!"
- Sales lady: "Okay, with the window bars, toilet latches, dingo alarm and grapefruit squirt shield, your total cost would be... wow, I'm rich!"
- Marge: "Why don't you try reaching out to this new girl? See if you two have a common interest."
- Lisa: "Hmm. Well, lots of people like jazz fusion." [she pulls out her sax and demonstrates]
- Marge: "Okay, that's in the maybe file. What if you two bond over your Malibu Stacy dolls?"
- Lisa: "They're not dolls, they're aspiration figures."
- Homer: "That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets. But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away." [he begins to draw]
- Marge: "She's not afraid of bunnies."
- Homer: [ominously] "She will be."
- Homer: "Now, do you realize how unsafe the American home is? Baby accidents occur every three minutes."
- Marge: "I'm the one who told you that!"
- Homer: "Yeah, but this is me talkin'. Look! I already encased the phone in concrete."
- Marge: "How are you supposed to dial?"
- Homer: "Reach into these holes. I use a carrot."
- Marge: "Isn't that a little excessive? I mean, how are the buttons dangerous?"
- Homer: "Baby could order poison!"
- Lisa: "Would you bullies be interested in some body guard work?"
- Nelson: "Oh, this is so funny. We were just talking about moving into protection."
- Dolph: "We're offering a recess and lunch package that's very affordable."
- Nelson: "Sorry, we don't do girls. They bite and kick and scratch."
- Dolph: "And sometimes we fall in love."
- [the bullies sigh]
- Lisa: Wow, there's so much I don't understand about bullying.
- Nelson: "Yeah, there's a lot of history there. Did you know is predates agriculture?"
- Lisa: "I just don't understand Francine's motivation. Why does she only go after the smart ones?"
- Nelson: "That's like asking the square root of a million... No one will ever know."
- Lisa: "Willie, I need to see the school security tapes."
- Willie: "Security tapes? There's no security tapes!"
- Lisa: [pointing at a camera] "It's hard to miss the cameras."
- Willie: "Aye. Willie's a stinkin' liar."
- Lisa: "Why does the school need to watch us all the time?"
- Willie: "School?"
- [[[Milhouse]], Martin and Database, all shirtless, are exercising on StairMasters]
- Lisa: "Come on people! Move it! I want to see some sweat!"
- Martin: "I'm not mastering another step until you explain the purpose of this monstrous experiment."
- Lisa: "I believe the key to bully-nerd antagonism lies in your drippings."
- Martin: "Then I shall drip like a pot roast."
- Lisa: "Excellent. Now don't mind the squeegee."
- [she scrapes sweat off of Martin's body]
- Principal Skinner: "Thank you, Drederick Tatum. That was truly a K.O. - Knockout Oration. Heh."
- Edna Krabappel: [flirting] "Need a ride home?"
- Drederick Tatum: "You really don't want that. Trust me."
- Lisa: "Mr. Tatum, do you mind if I swab you with this damp rag?"
- Drederick Tatum: "No, not at all. Swab away."
- [Lisa pulls out a beaker and starts pouring something onto the rag]
- Drederick: "Whoa, whoa! Nobody mentioned a beaker."
- Lisa: "Please? It's for science."
- Drederick: "Oh, for science! In that case, proceed."
- Scientist: "The Problem? UFOs!" [holds up a fake UFO on a string] "The solution? This!" [cuts string]
- Marge: "That's quite an act to follow, Lisa."
- Lisa: [stepping onto stage] "I know, and the crowd is so distinguished. The inventor of the walkie-talkie is out there."
- Marge: [stepping after Lisa] "Where?"
- Lisa: "Third row, near the aisle."
- Marge: [gasps] "Ooh, you're right. And that's not his wife."
- Lisa: "But why do the bullies prey on the brainy? Is it jealousy? [the scientists murmur assent] No! The reason is chemical."
- [the scientists murmur disagreement]
- Male researcher: "Tha-that's impossible! Chemicals are our friends."
- Dr. C. Everett Koop: "She's a witch!"
- Lisa: "I have isolated the chemical which is emitted by every geek, dork and four-eyes. I call is 'Poindextrose'."
(when Lisa shows off her Bully repellent)
- Scientist: "The little girl's invented some kind of bully repellent!"
- Lisa: [holding up an atomizer] "Actually, it's just ordinary salad dressing."
- Marge: "So that's where that went."
- Lisa: "The pungent vinegar and tangy Roquefort blocked the smell receptors, rendering the bully harmless."
- Homer: "So all her bullying was just to get some attention."
- Lisa: "No, Dad! Didn't you listen to anything I said?"
- Homer: "Just to get some attention."