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| − | :'' | + | :''[Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Who are you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lieutenant Smash|L. T. Smash]]}} Oh, you'll find out, in due time. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash. | |
| − | + | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal [[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]] doesn't want us to play! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Audience}} Boo! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink! | |
| − | + | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''She'' lives with ''me''. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa Simpson]]}} What does it mean? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer Simpson]]}} Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like ''Rama Lama Ding-dong'' or ''Give Peace a Chance''. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''Super''liminal? | |
| − | + | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} I'll show you. (''Leans out of window'') Hey, ''you''! Join the Navy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Uh, yeah, all right. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} I'm in. | |
| − | + | {{qf|L.T. Smash}} Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. ''[sees Lisa outside, walking away]'' Oh. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nelson Muntz}} They called me ''Smellson''. Ha ha! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer Simpson}} Smellson, that's funny 'cause you ''smell''. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} The [[Statue of Liberty]]? Where are we?! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[sulking]'' I wanna go home now! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Admiral}} The Hippy Dream, again? | |
| − | + | {{qf|L. T. Smash}} They've been getting less frequent, sir. | |
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Revision as of 02:35, March 17, 2019
- [Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):
- Bart: Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger.
- Bart: Who are you?
- L. T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
- Bart: Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
- L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.
- Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
- Audience: Boo!
- Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
- Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!
- L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way!
- Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
- L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
- Principal Skinner: She lives with me.
- Ralph Wiggum: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!
- Lisa Simpson: What does it mean?
- Homer Simpson: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.
- L. T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal.
- Lisa: Superliminal?
- L. T. Smash: I'll show you. (Leans out of window) Hey, you! Join the Navy!
- Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
- Lenny: I'm in.
- L.T. Smash: Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. [sees Lisa outside, walking away] Oh.
- Nelson Muntz: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!
- Homer Simpson: Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.
- Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!
- Homer: I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
- Lisa: Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man.
- Homer: [sulking] I wanna go home now!
- Admiral: The Hippy Dream, again?
- L. T. Smash: They've been getting less frequent, sir.
