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Revision as of 05:17, November 14, 2008

"Selma's Choice"
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Episode Information
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"Selma's Choice" is the 13th episode of The Simpsons' fourth season.

Synopsis

After Great Aunt Gladys dies, the Simpsons attend the funeral and subsequent reading of the will. On the video will, Great Aunt Gladys warns Patty and Selma not to die alone without a husband and children as she did. Selma starts to worry that her biological clock may be ticking, and decides to find a way to become pregnant. Selma tries video dating and eventually considers an anonymous sperm donor.

Meanwhile, Homer promises Bart and Lisa that they will go to Duff Gardens, a popular amusement park, but Homer becomes ill after eating a spoiled sandwich. Marge, in an effort to give Selma a chance to experience the responsibilities of motherhood, nominates her to take the two. Bart and Lisa wear Selma out at Duff Gardens. Lisa begins to hallucinate after drinking some "water" in an aquatic ride (at Selma's order) and Bart is detained by park security. After these negative experiences caring for Bart and Lisa for a day, Selma decides she can live without children, and adopts Jub-Jub, Gladys' iguana, instead.

Quotes

Lisa: After drinking tainted water "I am the Lizard Queen!"

Troy McClure: Hey, Lance Murdock, you just jumped sixteen blazing school buses. What are you going to do now? Lance Murdock: I'm going to... Duff... Gardens.

Groundskeeper Willie (watching at the video of Selma): Ough, back to the loch with you, Nessie

Surly: Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly! Selma: Oh, sorry Surly. Surly: Shut up.

Animatronic puppets in "The Little Land of Duff": Duff Beer for me! Duff Beer for you! I'll have a Duff, You have one too!

Homer (before passing out in the car): Duff... Gardens... HURRAH! (car horn)

Trivia

  • Seven Duffs: Sleazy, Queazy, Edgy, Surly, Tipsy, Remorseful, and Dizzy. Surly is the only one who speaks, and he appears again in Mommie Beerest.

Appearances

Characters

Locations

Season 4 Episodes
Kamp Krusty A Streetcar Named Marge Homer the Heretic Lisa the Beauty Queen Treehouse of Horror III Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Marge Gets a Job New Kid on the Block Mr. Plow Lisa's First Word Homer's Triple Bypass Marge vs. the Monorail Selma's Choice Brother from the Same Planet I Love Lisa Duffless Last Exit to Springfield So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show The Front Whacking Day Marge in Chains Krusty Gets Kancelled