Difference between revisions of "A Tough Nut to Crack"

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A Tough Nut to Crack is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out, It was introduced in the Poochie's Dog Dayz content update. It requires the Disapproving Squirrel to be obtained.

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Pt. 1[edit]

After obtaining Disapproving Squirrel Homer, what happened to your head? Oh, it's nothing. Maggie dropped a bowling ball on my head. What?! It was an accident -- it rolled off the shelf. I mean, Maggie had to take it out of the bag and push it, but I blame the laws of gravity. This was no accident! Bringing all these cartoon characters to life is a bad influence on the kids! Don't you worry, Marge. I'm way ahead of you on this and I have the perfect solution. You're going to get rid of the cartoons you brought to life? Don't be SILLY. I'm going to bring another character to life: Disapproving Squirrel! Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Silently Judge Springfielders". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 60 minutes. See? Disapproving Squirrel's not very funny, or friendly, but she proves you don't have to be violent just because you're a cartoon. And she kept everyone on their best behavior. Yes, in many ways, the judgmental stare is even more cutting than an axe to the cabeza, as it were. ...! See what I mean? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark Hey Scratchy, now that I've fed your eyeballs to that bird, you're... EAGLEY blind! Don't do that! But that's in the script. Believe me I don't like it either, but we're professionals. No, no, no! No more violence! Step aside, squirrel, we've got a very important job to do. Now where's my mallet so I can play croquet with Scratchy's eyes. Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Picket Disapprovingly". The job takes 4 hours. You ruined the scene! And you scared away the eagle. Now I'm never gonna find my eyes! No! No violence! Cartoons with no violence are no fun! I'm gonna go stab ketchup bottles in my trailer and pretend it's blood. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 *groans* These new Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are boring! Where's Itchy?! That Disapproving Squirrel isn't that bad, is she? She's worse than Poochie! All she does is scold Scratchy to balance his check book and clean the lint out of his dryer... Why does a cat have a dryer?! I don't know, it is kind of funny to see her boss Scratchy around like that. See? She doesn't ruin the show. Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Ruin the Itchy & Scratchy Show". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. After starting the job Your sock drawer is a mess, Scratchy! I don't wear socks. Before you go out to play, I want you to iron and fold every pair, twice. A well-starched pair of socks is a step in the right direction. *laughs* ...That was a cue for me to laugh at your joke, right? Less laughing, more starching! After finishing the task Well, that didn't take long. How many times can one show get ruined? It was funny when she made him iron his socks at least. *gasp* I was hoping a good role model would help you shape up, not turn you into a completely different person. That squirrel has got to go before you turn into *shudder* the Flanders kids! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Order! We've had a number of complaints about this "Disapproving Squirrel". All from the same person: Marge Simpson. I don't like the way that squirrel is making my kids act! Really now Marge, I would have thought you'd be in favor of Disapproving Squirrel. The two of you could practically be twins. What? We have nothing in common. You do sorta have the same hair, and make the same face when you scold me. Don't do that! *chuckles* See? I almost kissed the squirrel thinking it was you! Do it again! Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Imitate Marge". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Yes, I can, er, really see the resemblance. I don't know whose vote to solicit. Is that squirrel single?? *holds up x-rays* Even the bone structure is the same! That squirrel and I are nothing alike! I'll prove it to you. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Disapproving Squirrel's exclamation mark Don't do that! Don't do that! No YOU don't do that! Don't tell me what to do! Is this really what everyone thinks I'm like when I give them sensible advice? Don't do that! I am NOT some ridiculous, killjoy nag. And my hair looks nothing like yours! Your hair is the only thing about you I don't disapprove of. That does it! I won't be mocked by some demented cartoon. Get out! GET OUT! Task: "Make Disapproving Squirrel Get Chased Away by Marge". The job takes 8 hours. I don't need any of you! You're all beneath me, you don't even deserve my scorn. Now there's a girl after my own heart. *smoker's cough* I agree. How would you like a job over at the DMV? Best place in town to judge all the nuts. Quest reward: 200 and 20