For Real, Roy?

For Real, Roy?

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Poochie's Dog Dayz Requirement(s): Reality Channel Van Required characters: Roy Optional characters: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie

For Real, Roy? is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out, It was introduced in the Poochie's Dog Dayz content update. It requires the Reality Channel Van to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new characters in this game. Wonder who the next nobody will be. Hey, Bart-man! I'm sure the next new character they unlock will be totally far-out and hip! Roy's right, Bart. I bet they'll even have a catchphrase. Pow-bazow, Mrs. S., pow-bazow. Well, until the next new character is unlocked, I guess I'll continue filming my reality show "Roy Will Be Roy"! Everyone smile for the cameras! Task: "Make Roy Mug for the Cameras". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make the Simpsons Look Blankly Straight Into the Cameras" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours. What's gotten into you guys? You're usually so natural and effortlessly hilarious! I am acting in a perfectly normal manner, much in the way that I always do. D... oh. It's kind of hard to act normal when they keep hitting my hair with the boom mic. In their defense, Mom, the boom guy had to stand on another guy's shoulders. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark I don't know, Roy, this whole "reality TV" thing seems a little out there, and, dare I say, desperate? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Save it for the confessional, Mrs. S! Task: "Make Roy Tape a Confessional". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make the Simpsons Tape Confessionals" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 4 hours. After starting Roy's job I'm really sick of Mrs. S. trying to express her feelings about people to their faces... ...instead of behind their back to the camera for all the world to see. Who does that?! After starting the Simpsons' jobs I don't know if my family's going to be any good at this... I've always taught them not to speak ill of others. Don't get me started on Flanders! Does he really have to rhyme all the time?! Oh no, I'm doing it too! I'm screwed! Interviews are for suckers, man. Unless you want to film me hocking loogies off the overpass... no? I am so annoyed... ...that everyone expects me to be anti-everything. I like reality TV! Especially the sassy ladies of "The Real Home Wives of Ogdenville". It's great! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark Thanks for trying S. family, but the show's still feeling a little flat... Sorry, Roy. I guess our family's just too perfect for reality TV. Bart, get your old man a beer, and grab one for yourself, why don'tcha? If I've learned anything from watching Real Home Wives, it's that every good show has a great villain! What do you mean? Are you really that dumb?! Lisa! Don't talk to Roy like that! No, Mom, I'm teaching him how to be a villain for the show! You blue-haired bozo. Was that for the show too? Sure... Task: "Make Roy Pick an Over the Top Fight". The job takes 8 hours. After starting the job Hey man, why you looking at my lady?! Smithers, is this young hoodlum addressing me? Don't worry, Mr. Burns. I'll defend your honor. Whoa, wait man! I was just trying to fight the old guy. On job end: *groans of pain* Excellent work, Smithers. I daresay this rapscallion will think twice before issuing me any more challenges. Wow, Roy, you took quite a beating! It came out great on camera! Unfortunately, Smithers was singing LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" as he was pummeling you and we can't clear the song, so the footage is useless. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark I think I have to retire from the reality TV business, I had no idea it could be so dangerous! Nonsense. There are as many types of reality TV as there are flavors of ice cream...*mmmm* ice cream. We just have to find a type of show that's a better fit for you. How about a dating show?! Like one where I date a bunch of ladies who are super into me even though I don't have a job? Right! We'll tell them you're in "real estate", and at the end you'll get married after knowing each other for two weeks! Task: "Make Roy Try to Romance the Ladies". The job takes 4 hours. I don't get it, why wouldn't any of those ladies accept a rose from me? You know, when a whole bunch of women with their own unique thoughts and opinions all don't want to date you, I say... It's them, not you! Here, have some ice cream. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Roy's exclamation mark So Marge, in this scene Roy is going to grab your butt, then I'll walk in and accuse you of cheating. Homer, I really wish you would stop suggesting scenarios where your friends try to grab my butt. And I don't have time for the show right now, I need to take care of the kids. Plus, you should really get your hair done before you go on camera again. No offense, no offense. That's it! I've had it with you two! Task: "Make Roy Hide From Marge". The job takes place at Visitable Businesses, Visitable Homes, or Bars and takes 8 hours. Calm down, Marge. He said no offense, that means you can't get offended. That was great, Mrs. S. The camera loves you, you're the show's new star! Me, a star? That makes me so happy! Annnnd you ruined it. No one likes a happy, well-adjusted reality star. The show's over, which means Roy's movin' out! You moving in with some sexy babes?! No, with my mom and step-dad... Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Poochie's Dog Dayz quests
Celebrate 636 Episodes • Poorly Working Title
Mrs. Scratchy	Scratching the Seven Year Itch
Roy	For Real, Roy?
Disapproving Squirrel	A Tough Nut to Crack
Poochie	Recycling to the EXTREME!
Buildings	Fireworks Factory • The Reality Channel