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The Noise From Brazil is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Destination Springfield content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting Act 3 To attract tourists who want excitement and energy, I have conferred with my most wise and trusted advisor. That's me! And I think Brazil is fun! When I visited Rio, everyone fell in love with me, from millionaires to street monkeys. The monkeys would give me cameras they'd stolen from other Americans. Then BrazilWorld will be our next tourist attraction! Anything to keep you happy Miss Springfield. Then how about... Except marriage. If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Plan a Brazilian Tourist Destination". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Plan to Eat a Brazilian Fruit Headdress". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Mayor Quimby, you've got to do something about these Brazil-loving tourists. They're everywhere in their skimpy outfits, dancing and doing soccer tricks that frankly look like witchcraft. There's only one way to get drunken revelers off the streets. Build them a Brazilian tavern to get even more drunk in. Task: "Build the Barra". It takes 6 seconds. Ah, we had a barra just like that next to the orphanage. Back when I was your age, it was my favorite place to drink! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Look at all these tourists. It's practically a carnival on our city streets. Actually, the Brazilian Carnaval is a Christian religious celebration. Presbylutheran Christian? No, that other really big denomination. That's worse than Carnaval being nothing! Task: "Make Ned Hide From Sin". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Mr. Flanders, you'd enjoy Brazilian culture a lot more if you'd let me teach you to dance the samba. But samba is home to the Devil's worst henchmen: syncopation and hip pops. No, no, samba dancing is a wonderful way to stay fit and healthy. Just like other Brazilian exercises, such as jiu-jitsu or flamboyance. Well, I'll try it. But if I hear bongo one, I'm out of here. Task: "Make Ned Learn to Samba". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Thanks for the samba lessons, but as far as dancing, I'm going to stick to gently nodding along to Gregorian chants. Of course. But let me play one last blood-stirring samba beat. What's going on? My body is dancing by itself! You cannot stop it. You have caught the sweet fever of flamboyance! Oi! By the way, at this point it is usual to tip your dance instructor. Task: "Make Ned Pray to Stop Doing the Samba". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Dr. Hibbert, you've got to help me. I've caught samba fever. I start to dance any time I hear Latin music. Taco commercials are a nightmare! Did it ever occur to you that you just like having fun? No! Now cure me with a drug! Fine. You're the doctor. Task: "Make Ned Try to Cure Samba Fever". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Ned, I hear you're an excellent samba dancer. We all want to dance, but our men are useless. There's no other man in Springfield who can pop a hip like you can. You don't want to leave us hanging, do ya? Lord, it is my duty to help the afflicted... so I'm going to fire up the flamboyance. Oi!!! Task: "Make Ned Dance for the Ladies". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Ladies Watch Ned Dance" (x3). The jobs take place at Flanders House and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Our experiment with the tourist industry has been a triumph! By which I mean a less-than-total failure. Not so fast. It's true, we've created three perfect vacation destinations: FrenchWorld, JapanWorld, and BrazilWorld. Normally, these "worlds" would be manned by flawless robots that would, only occasionally, start killing guests. But we're the workers here. And we're not robots. Exactly, Lisa. So logically, the killer robots must be... the tourists! Task: "Make Springfielders Hide in the Barra in Terror" (x10). The jobs take place at the Barra and take 4 hours. Since we can't possibly tell real tourists apart from killer robots, I declare Springfield off limits to all out-of-towners! Message Congratulations! Your town has rejected the benefits of the global economy. Now back to subsisting on Cletus' beans. Quest reward: 200 and 20