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Whacking Day

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Required characters:	Multiple

The following is the origial unused Whacking Day quest of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was added to the files but never used, and is part of the unreleased content. The Whacking Day quest was released instead.

Quest tasks[edit]

Quest	Tasks
Getting Carried Away	Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House
I Taught Bruce Lee All He Knew	Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick
Wing Chun For Dummies	Place Practice Snakes and Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes
Getting All Tarzan	Make Bare Chested Willie Wrestle a Snake
Snake Rocks Rock!	Whack Snakes
008: License to Whack	Whack Snakes
King of the Whackers	Whack Snakes
I Want A Snake Stump
Hatching Snakes0
Hatching Snakes1
Whacking Day Has Arrived	Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework and Make Homer Snake Hunt!
Whacking Day Pt. 1	Whack Snakes
Whacking Day Pt. 2	Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion
Whacking Day Pt. 3	Make Apu Do a Kwik-E-Mart 4hr Shift
Whacking Day Pt. 4	Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell
Whacking Day Pt. 5	Make Cletus Shoot Snakes
Whacking Day Pt. 6	Make Homer Snake Hunt!
Whacking Day Pt. 7	Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Springfield
Whacking Day Pt. 8	Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion
Whacking Day Pt. 9	Make Apu Relax in the Brown House
Whacking Day Pt. 10	Make Milhouse Get Bullied by a Snake
Whacking Day Pt. 11	Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell
Whacking Day Pt. 12	Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger
Whacking Day Pt. 13	Make Skinner Hide from Lisa
Whacking Day Pt. 14	Make Skinner Hide from Lisa
Whacking Day Pt. 15	Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Springfield
Whacking Day Pt. 16	Make Willie Inject Himself with Snake Venom
Whacking Day Pt. 17	Make Homer Snake Hunt!

Getting Carried Away[edit]

Whack! Whack, whack whack! Aww, I need more things to smash with my whacking stick.

I Taught Bruce Lee All He Knew[edit]

	Dad? Everyone loves Whacking Day but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?
	Yes honey.
	Then what should I do?
	Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?
	Yeah...

Wing Chun For Dummies[edit]

New Practice Snakes.

Getting All Tarzan[edit]

	Help! Snake!
	Hey Snakey, let the lad go. Time for some one-on-one time with ME.

Snake Rocks Rock![edit]

Oh my god, Snake Rocks! Now I can get even more snakes. My life is complete.

Whacking Day Has Arrived[edit]

	What's your problem?
	Whacking Day's coming.
	Woohoooo! The greatest day of the year!
	But killing snakes is evil.
	Maybe so Lisa, but its part of our oh-so-human nature.
	Just try to whack quietly, please, so I can get some work done.

Whacking Day[edit]

Whacking Day Pt. 2[edit]

Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters. I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store. The first one to whack it gets a free SQUISHEE!

Whacking Day Pt. 3[edit]

Hey! Hey! Oh, I should have put more thought into my promotion. It will take me hours to clean up this mess.

Whacking Day Pt. 4[edit]

	Grab a stick, Flanders, and get whacking!
	Oh, I couldn't. Killing defenseless animals is wrong.
	Just pretend you're Ehud, and the snakes are Eglon, king of Moab.
	I don't know where you got such an obscure Biblical reference, but it works for me! Let's kill some snakes!

Whacking Day Pt. 5[edit]

	Dang! I clean forgot about Whacking Day. Where'm I gonna get a stick at this hour?
	If you need a weapon, what about that shotgun in your back pocket?
	Doesn't seem very sporting...
	Oh, Cletus. Whacking Day is just like any other beloved tradition: the point is to murder as many snakes as possible. By any means necessary.
	Well said, fat man.

Whacking Day Pt. 6[edit]

I can't let some hillbilly out Whack me!

Whacking Day Pt. 7[edit]

	That's it! I can no longer sit by as our un-limbed brothers and sisters are whacked into non-existence for no other crime than being different!
	They also committed the crime of being slimy. And the crime of scaring Indiana Jones.
	Those aren't crimes!

Whacking Day Pt. 8[edit]

Snake hunters of Springfield, come to the Kwik-E-Mart for my new promotion. The first person to guess the correct weight of the bag of snakes I've hidden somewhere in the store gets a free squishee!

Whacking Day Pt. 9[edit]

Oh no, not again... I need a vacation.

Whacking Day Pt. 10[edit]

Whacking Day always strikes me as a bit unfair. I mean, I'm so much bigger and stronger than a snake.

Whacking Day Pt. 11[edit]

Don't worry little brother. We'll smite these unholy serpents back to Genesis!

Whacking Day Pt. 12[edit]

Phew! Whacking certainly is a workout. I need to replenish my precious, precious fat reserves.

Whacking Day Pt. 13[edit]

	Principle Skinner, I need to call an emergency meeting with you.
	Certainly Lisa. My door is always open. How about...
	We need to STOP this dreadful snake massacre immediately. It's cruel.
	...next Wednesday at 11:30pm?
	But that's way past my bedtime!
	Sorry Lisa, gotta run.

Whacking Day Pt. 14[edit]

	Principle Skinner, are you avoiding me?
	What? Of course not. What self-respecting adult would hide from a little girl?

Whacking Day Pt. 15[edit]

Fine, then I'll do this on my own.

Whacking Day Pt. 16[edit]

	Willie, what's that you're injecting yourself with?
	Snake venom. It makes you strong, according to the ancient Scots.
	I wonder why you never hear people talk about the wisdom of the ancient Scots?
	Probably because they were idiots who were wrong about everything. Now shut up and let me inject myself.

Whacking Day Pt. 17[edit]

I've gotta find more snakes to whack.?!