Difference between revisions of "Lights, Camera, Distraction!"

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Lights, Camera, Distraction! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXV content update. It requires the Drive-In Theater and Krustylu Studios to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After finishing The Slime of Your Life Pt. 7 Hey, just the guy I was looking for... Aaah! What is wrong with your face?! Take it easy, Squidley-diddley. Your milkshake ain't exactly filling the yard with takers. Who are you? What do you want with me? I'm a guy with a studio and I want to make a deal. Message What kind of deal is Krusty offering? Build KrustyLu Studios and let's get on with the story.

Pt, 2[edit]

After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark Look, you want to tell your story... I wanna class up my image. What if we shoot a documentary? Show the world who you really are. -and then charge the world double for network re-broadcast rights. That sounds perfect – though I think you're way off the re-broadcast thing. No one gets double. Trust me, I got ways to trick people into giving me exactly what I want. Speaking of which, would you mind signing this iron-clad contract? Task: "Make Space Mutant Sign Contract". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Okay, so the camera's right there, but I want you to pretend you don't see it. What do you want me to do? Documentary, baby! No script. You just do you! Well, I am a little hungry. I guess I could eat. Go nuts, kid. Task: "Make Space Mutant Eat From Dumpster". The job takes place at Dumpsters and takes 8 hours. Krusty, how is the new horror film going? Keep it down! The Mutant thinks we're shooting a documentary. We'll just digitally replace the garbage he's eating with tiny animated people. Although we're gonna have to edit out all the time he stops to pet that alley cat. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Hey there, champ! Listen, we're concerned that you may not be using your voice properly and we can't risk you losing it. I've arranged for you to work with a vocal coach. Oh, here he is now. Hello, I am de coach. Why are you dressed like a soldier? Please, save your voice for exercises. Do not waste it on questions or calling your agent. Task: "Make Space Mutant Do Vocal Exercises". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios and takes 2 hours. Now ve are varmed up – first exercise. I will shout, "Get avay from my daughter you ugly slug" and you roar as if a military helicopter has dumped a load of acid on your head. We will repeat zis exercise until the sound guy says we've got it clean. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark I don't think those vocal lessons are working. My voice is actually getting worse from all the shouting. That must be so frustrating for you. Maybe if you stomped around like a maniac it'll help let off some steam. I don't know about that. I read a study that said catharsis actually increases aggression. Up is down in the movie biz, okay? Just do what your director tells you. Okay. Where's that kid with my latte? He's late! Use it! He'll probably forget your Splenda, too! Oooh, that makes you mad! Task: "Make Space Mutant RAMPAGE!" (x24 hours). Annnnd cut! That's a wrap, people! See you all at the party! How can we be done? You've barely spent a day with me. You never interviewed me... Listen, these guys are professionals. You're not going to believe how much of you we're gonna reveal. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark You tricked me! I trusted you and you made another Mutant-Bashing Horror movie. There's an old Hollywood adage: "Don't let 'em make a documentary of your life or they'll just use the footage to make a Space Mutant gore-fest." But hey, the movie is a huge hit. Come by the studio and pick up your check. Task: "Make Space Mutant Pick Up His Check". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios and takes 60 minutes. Don't worry, we'll protest the movie and boycott every film the studio makes... Whoa, whoa, that sounds like it might hurt my royalties...so no. What are you talking about? I own a piece of this movie. And I stand to do very well on the back end. And I don't mean my rump! Wait, did you get butt-implants? No, I've just been working out. Wink, wink! But what about your people? I'll write a check to the anti-defamation something or other. A little moolah smooths over everything, am I right? Gotta scoot, I'm late for my massage. 'Ta! Message So he was a monster all along. But don't be disillusioned! Take these free donuts -- a little moolah smoothes over everything, am I right? Quest reward: 10 and 20