| Lights, Camera, Distraction!
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Lights, Camera, Distraction! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXV content update. It requires the Drive-In Theater and Krustylu Studios to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After finishing The Slime of Your Life Pt. 7
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Hey, just the guy I was looking for...
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Aaah! What is wrong with your face?!
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Take it easy, Squidley-diddley. Your milkshake ain't exactly filling the yard with takers.
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Who are you? What do you want with me?
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I'm a guy with a studio and I want to make a deal.
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What kind of deal is Krusty offering? Build KrustyLu Studios and let's get on with the story.
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| After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark
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Look, you want to tell your story...
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I wanna class up my image.
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What if we shoot a documentary? Show the world who you really are.
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-and then charge the world double for network re-broadcast rights.
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That sounds perfect – though I think you're way off the re-broadcast thing. No one gets double.
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Trust me, I got ways to trick people into giving me exactly what I want.
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Speaking of which, would you mind signing this iron-clad contract?
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| Task: "Make Space Mutant Sign Contract". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Okay, so the camera's right there, but I want you to pretend you don't see it.
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What do you want me to do?
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Documentary, baby! No script. You just do you!
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Well, I am a little hungry. I guess I could eat.
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Go nuts, kid.
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| Task: "Make Space Mutant Eat From Dumpster". The job takes place at Dumpsters and takes 8 hours.
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Krusty, how is the new horror film going?
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Keep it down! The Mutant thinks we're shooting a documentary.
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We'll just digitally replace the garbage he's eating with tiny animated people.
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Although we're gonna have to edit out all the time he stops to pet that alley cat.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Hey there, champ! Listen, we're concerned that you may not be using your voice properly and we can't risk you losing it.
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I've arranged for you to work with a vocal coach. Oh, here he is now.
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Hello, I am de coach.
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Why are you dressed like a soldier?
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Please, save your voice for exercises. Do not waste it on questions or calling your agent.
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| Task: "Make Space Mutant Do Vocal Exercises". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios and takes 2 hours.
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Now ve are varmed up – first exercise.
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I will shout, "Get avay from my daughter you ugly slug" and you roar as if a military helicopter has dumped a load of acid on your head.
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We will repeat zis exercise until the sound guy says we've got it clean.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark
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I don't think those vocal lessons are working. My voice is actually getting worse from all the shouting.
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That must be so frustrating for you. Maybe if you stomped around like a maniac it'll help let off some steam.
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I don't know about that. I read a study that said catharsis actually increases aggression.
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Up is down in the movie biz, okay? Just do what your director tells you.
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Okay. Where's that kid with my latte?
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He's late! Use it! He'll probably forget your Splenda, too! Oooh, that makes you mad!
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| Task: "Make Space Mutant RAMPAGE!" (x24 hours).
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Annnnd cut! That's a wrap, people! See you all at the party!
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How can we be done? You've barely spent a day with me. You never interviewed me...
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Listen, these guys are professionals. You're not going to believe how much of you we're gonna reveal.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Space Mutant's exclamation mark
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You tricked me! I trusted you and you made another Mutant-Bashing Horror movie.
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There's an old Hollywood adage:
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"Don't let 'em make a documentary of your life or they'll just use the footage to make a Space Mutant gore-fest."
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But hey, the movie is a huge hit. Come by the studio and pick up your check.
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| Task: "Make Space Mutant Pick Up His Check". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios and takes 60 minutes.
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Don't worry, we'll protest the movie and boycott every film the studio makes...
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Whoa, whoa, that sounds like it might hurt my royalties...so no.
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What are you talking about?
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I own a piece of this movie. And I stand to do very well on the back end.
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And I don't mean my rump!
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Wait, did you get butt-implants?
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No, I've just been working out. Wink, wink!
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But what about your people?
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I'll write a check to the anti-defamation something or other.
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A little moolah smooths over everything, am I right?
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Gotta scoot, I'm late for my massage. 'Ta!
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So he was a monster all along. But don't be disillusioned! Take these free donuts -- a little moolah smoothes over everything, am I right?
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Quest reward:  10 and 20
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