| Alienation
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Alienation is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXV content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark during Act Three
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Greetings Earth leader! I wish to defect.
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This time for real-sies.
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Excellent! Lady Liberty welcomes tired and huddled masses.
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We are, ah, trying to play down the "poor" part of that little welcome speech.
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You just need to pass the citizenship test and pay the, er ah, substantial fee.
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What?! But I have none of your Earth money! And I know nothing of your pointless country!
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I could help you study for your citizenship exam. Anyone who knows me knows I love a good history drill.
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Mr. Kang?
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Just waiting for any other option to present itself.
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...
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Fine, I'll go with you.
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Task: "Make Kang Research American History". The job takes place at Springfield Library or the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Be Kang's Study Partner". The job takes place at Springfield Library or the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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American history is full of impressive bloodshed!
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Though why haven't we invaded this "Canada"?
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They're only weapons seem to be hockey sticks and superior grammar skills.
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Quest reward:  10 and  10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Armed with knowledge of your country I shall begin my ascent up the ranks of American power players.
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But first, could you spot me the cash to pay the exam fee?
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No way. You're going to have to earn it the old-fashioned American way.
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Which is now known as the new-fashioned Mexican way -- doing jobs everyone else hates to do.
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Task: "Make Kang Shovel Manure". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Flip Burgers". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Kang Wash Dishes". The job takes place at Luigi's or the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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| After finishing the "Flip Burgers" task
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One day, when I am ruler of America, I shall rain hellfire on this place with my army of polite, Canadian slave-soldiers!
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Ha-hahahhahahaha!
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Just gimme my Laffy Meal so I can go about my day.
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| Quest reward: 10 and 10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Ooh, today's the big day! If you pass this exam you will be *giggle* a legal alien!
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Ugh. No further attempts at humor. It is painful to roll one giant eye.
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| Task: "Make Kang Take the Citizenship Exam". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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How did your exam go?
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Terrible. I passed, but just barely.
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Congratulations! That means you didn't try any harder than you had to. You are a true American.
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| Quest reward: 10 and 10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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You know what would really jazz this planet up?
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Lush Rigellian greenery!
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I could use my carbon re-moleculizor to craft some lovely carnivorous plants!
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I don't know, carnivorous alien plants seems like a dangerous idea...
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I am an American! Your concerns violate my constitutional rights!
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Racism! Sexism! Sue! Sue! Sue everyone!
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| Task: "Craft and Place a Rigellian Shrub".
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*gasp* The indigenous flora of your home planet is so beautiful!
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Yes. Rigellian plants are far superior to your roses and your baobabs.
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Though I must warn you -- mind the thorns.
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And the toxic pollen.
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And do not let it invade your thoughts. It will steal your soul.
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Also it likes a little fertilizer in the early Fall.
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| Quest reward: 10 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Thanks for integrating me into your society so very easily.
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To further lull you, I shall dull your senses with donuts!
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Take them, and suspect nothing!
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Quest reward:  20
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Ha-hahahahahahaha! Foolish humans! Yes, once again, I have tricked you!
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I, Kang the Destroyer, shall enslave the Earth! When the time is right--
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Er, perhaps I should have waited until the time was right before I tipped my hand.
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Huh? Sorry, I was listening to a book on tape.
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Did you say something?
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Umm, no! Enjoy your donuts and continue believing everything is fine!
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