Free Hugs

Free Hugs

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXV Requirement(s): MyPad Required characters: Kang, Lisa Next quest(s): The Whole Truth Pt. 1

Free Hugs is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXV content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After starting the update New Character: Kang Hey there. You're new in town, aren't you? I'm a police officer, in case you're wondering why I'm so astute. You do seem pretty sharp. Chief Wiggum! He's not a visitor to our town, he's a hostile alien. Arrest him and call out the national guard. I was gonna do that. That's the procedure for all visitors. I think it may be why our tourism industry is in the dumper. Wait! I have fled the lush tyranny of Rigel VII to seek asylum in this trailer park of a planet: Earth. Oh, Chief Wiggum, we've got to help him! Kang is a defector, like Rudolph Nureyev or Martina Navratilova! Yeah, but those guys could do stuff and this thing's just a drooling squid. I wish to be an Earthling now and follow Earthling customs. Our drone cameras report that you saliva-swallowing bipeds enjoy building useless 2-D buildings. I shall build the most useless, most two-dimensional building of all! Wait, did you say drone cameras? Silence foolish Earth-tween! If you are accusing me of breeding organic, living camera drones that resemble Earth's housefly... and then abandoning the project because we got much too much footage of dog poo, you are paranoid! Just build your building. Task: "Build the Make-a-Thing Workshop". It takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Kang Watch Housefly Drone Camera Footage". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours. So what kind of store did you build, Mr. Kang? It is genius! I provide plush-bear skins and people pay to labor like third-world child-slaves, stuffing and putting sunglasses on them. I guess you'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. Look at the accessories! There's even a tiny wheel chair! And a little boombox! I wanna make one! Yes! Stuff! Stuff like there's no tomorrow! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Next Quest: Treat Yourself →

Pt. 2

← Previous Quest: Treat Yourself

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark You were right to insist I go trick-or-treating, Mr. Kang. I had a great time. You deserve it. Now don't be shy -- eat your candy! Thank you, I will. Yes, eat and fatten yourself! Then relax by soaking in some olive oil with garlic and lemon zest overnight in this refrigerator! Hmmm, you're starting to sound like the people-eating Rigellian you used to be. What? No! I am now one of you. Can't you tell by my fanny pack and my tramp stamp? Hmm... Task: "Make Lisa Question Kang's Motives". The job takes place at the Simpson House, requires Kang, and takes 45 seconds. After quest completion Enough of this grilling! I'll tell you everything. I'm setting you up for a Rigellian invasion. In fact, it's already begun! I didn't even start questioning you yet - all I asked is if you wanted a drink. Oh. In that case.... I'LL TELL YOU NOTHING, IMPUDENT GIRL-COW! And I'll take an iced tea. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go alert everyone to the invasion. Great Gas God! She knows about the invasion!! Quickly! Begin phase two of the invasion. Codename: Phase Two! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2. People of Earth, cower before the approaching Rigellian onslaught! They're smaller than I expected... Our army is made of juveniles who are old enough to fight but too young to vote. It's the only way we get to fight the really cool, stupid wars. Well, I'm not afraid. We have a secret weapon! Prepare to be squished by The Sky Finger! Task: "Squish a Rigellian Invader". Ha, ha, ha, ha! Your impotent squishings do nothing! Our troops are wearing a protective film, much like the tinted windows of your Earth limousines. In my short time as an Earthling, I really got into the whole club scene. You know, VIP rooms, bottle service... But that is neither here nor any other place! Prepare for your future as livestock! I already came up with the squishing them idea. If the survival of humanity depends on me coming up with another idea, we are ska-rewed. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Those aliens are going to eat me first for sure. Oh, why do my loins have to be so marbled?! Before we start talking about the quality of our body meat, let's find a way to resist the moiven-occupation! I can engineer a super-weapon! I just need a small, metal, nail-like object. I got a nail in my treat bag. Will that work? Well, it's a little on the nose, but we don't have time for subtlety. Task: "Use the Make-a-Thing Workshop to Craft a Weapon". Good glavin, look what I found here next to the teddy-bear-stuffing-injector! The Rigellians have a re-moleculizor! This fascinating machine can take any thing and turn it into a different thing! With the molecules and reconfiguring and the--- Don't get distracted, Professor! You have to get to work on that weapon. Oh, I've already made the super-weapon. It's there on the counter. You hammered a nail into a piece of scrap wood? I also installed a decal that said, "Awesome!" but it, uh, did not stick. Ahoy-vun. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 We're doomed! We can't fight off an army of alien invaders with a board with a nail in it! A board with a nail in it?! Retreat! Retreat! Our protective film is worthless if it gets scratched even a little! Sky Finger, squish now! While they are vulnerable! Squish like you've never squished before! Task: "Squish Rigellian Invaders" (x20). After quest completion Woo hoo! The town is completely clear of aliens! Time to get back to our regular, fulfilling lives. You fool! Just because you have cleared your town of Rigellians doesn't mean you have prevailed. We will continue to send small numbers to your Springfield over the course of approximately one Earth month. Maybe longer. Sometimes we extend these things for a week or two after we say we're going to. Why don't you just send everyone at once and get it over with? Ha, ha, ha, ha! As if your Earth phones could handle that many Rigellians on screen at the same time! Message We Want You... to squish Rigellians. Fight the good fight and win exclusive prizes. Quest reward: 10 and 10

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXV quests
Alienation • Board With a Nail In It • Free Hugs • Keep Trick or Treating • Mein Treat Bag! • Restricted Air Space • They're Baaaaack! • A Treat Bag By Any Other Name • Treat Bag Prime • Treat Yourself • Trick Yourself • Warp This Way • The Whole Truth
Drive-In Theater	The Slime of Your Life • Lights, Camera, Distraction!
Rigellian Queen	The Queen and I • If You Can't Beat Em, Hilarium
Grand Pumpkin	Life is Grand • It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse
Hugo	The Good Son
Prizes	Mutant Peacock • Bulldozersaurus • Hover-Copter • Never Get Fooled Again • Dial "D" for Diet
U. B. O.	Close Encounters of the Blurred Kind
Moog	Clock-Work In Progress • Moog
Ghost Pirate Airship	Bad Necromance • Ghost Pirates in the Sky • Loosely in the Sky with Pirates • Plunderstruck