| The Whole Truth
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Whole Truth is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXV content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark during Act Two
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High Command would like to be debriefed on the progress of the invasion.
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The entire Rigellian army being squished into oblivion could be seen as a loss.
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Luckily, I'm the king of spin. I will really have to pile on the space-cow droppings.
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| Task: "Make Kang Report to Rigellian High Command". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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Operation Earth-Over-Confident has been a rousing success. They aren't afraid of us at all!
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SILENCE! Do not drool on me and call it precipitation!
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You have failed once again.
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And you wonder why we only let you conquer planets with malls!
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You are relieved of your command. Return to Rigel VII in disgrace.
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Wait! Give me one more chance! I can take down Earth. I just need to figure out their weaknesses!
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You mean you haven't probed them to detect their weaknesses yet? Why not?
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Well, to be honest, it kind of weirds me out.
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I'm glad you felt comfortable enough to be honest with me.
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Really?
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OF COURSE NOT!
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Get to probing, maggot!
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Quest reward:  10 and  10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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*sigh* Might as well get this over with.
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Halt, corpulent human! Prepare to be probed!
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*shriek*
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Now I have to chase him. Ugh, look how he jiggles.
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| Task: "Make Kang Probe Homer". The job takes 1 day 12 hours.
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*wheeze* You are surprisingly spry for one so gelatinous.
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Wow. I've never outrun anyone before.
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I guess it's 'cause I'm running on two feet as opposed to a million suction cups.
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Also I just drank a lot of water. Ugh, cramp!
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| Quest reward: 10 and 10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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I am a failure. Earth is too much for me. *sniff*.
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Aw – hey, don't cry. I assume what you're doing there is crying.
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*sniff* It is! I could not even catch a pregnant Earthling female.
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What? I'm male!
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You are? You look like you are expecting a litter of human cubs!
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Well, that makes me feel a little better.
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Yep, no shame in not catching a strapping young male.
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Really? This is what passes for strapping on this planet?
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Okay, maybe not strapping, but I'm for sure not pregnant.
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In that case... wanna get super drunk with me? I'm depressed.
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Sure, I'll go with you. But, honestly, I'd probably do it even if I was pregnant.
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Task: "Make Kang Drink" (x2). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Drink" (x2). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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I've always wanted to know... how do you guys tell each other apart?
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I was going to ask you the same thing!
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| Quest reward: 10 and 10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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You know, Kang, you're all right.
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You as well. After getting inebriated with you I feel I can now call you "friend."
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Awww, thanks.
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Prepare to be probed, friend!
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*shriek*
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| Task: "Make Kang Probe Homer". The job takes 1 day 12 hours.
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It's hopeless! I still can't catch you even after I got you drunk.
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Wait, you got me drunk just so you could catch me? I trusted you!
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I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you by buying you bigger, stronger drinks.
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Sounds great!
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| Quest reward: 10 and 10
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| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Why are you humans so cruel?
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Cruel? You invaded our planet!
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I bonded and got drunk with you twice in one day.
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But you and your bar friends drew a mustache on my dome after I passed out on the pool table.
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Yes, we are a charming bunch.
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I need time alone to do some heavy thinking.
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You might want to take off the "kick me" sign.
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We are adorable.
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| Task: "Make Kang Reflect on his Situation". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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| After task completion
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If I am thrown out of the Rigellian army, I will have to move back in with mother.
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And she has that new young boyfriend.
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He was a jerk in high school, he is a jerk now.
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I suppose I could stay here.
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This planet isn't so bad. There are some decent waterfalls.
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And I like the direction the Human Race is going with the whole Pretzel-Hotdog thing....
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| Quest reward: 10 and 10
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