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Hat in Hand[edit]

Hat in Hand Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Woo hoo! My spy camera hat is super secret and super handsome! Homer, that thing is enormous! I thought I told you to stop ordering useless junk off the internet. You did! I went foot shopping for this! Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Collect Footage of His Life (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hat in Hand Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Bart, get out of my room! It's not your room anymore! I annexed it after you squealed to mom about my cherry bomb collection! MOM!! I got this, Marge! Well, look at that. Homie's actually helping out around the house. Kid fight-Kid-fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! One is wrong and one is right! Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Record a Child Fight (4h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hat in Hand Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Um, Homer, I wanted to talk to you about that hat. You can't have it! And you can't have the footage I shot of you praying on the potty either! Homer! You can't just go around shooting footage of whoever you want without their permission! Whaddayou know, Flanders. I'll prove my point at the Kwik-E-Mart. Photo op in aisle three! As long as I buy something, Apu has no choice but to tolerate my undercover shenanigans! Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Videotape Apu at Work (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hat in Hand Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: You can't film in here no more, Homer! If the feds get wind of that I make booze outta government cheese, I'm sunk! Yeah! I can't let people know I put my house arrest ankle bracelet on Mr. Teeny! Sorry, but this is all part of my artistic vision. Gouge out his vision! Get him! AAAHH!!! Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Seek Safety (24h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hat in Hand Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: The nerve of those guys, trying to break my hat and my legs! I have everything they've done on tape! Doesn't that also mean you've also got everything you've done since you got that hat? Oh... yeah, right... Are disorderly conduct and vandalism felonies? Yes. How 'bout in Missouri, Arkansas and Indiana? Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Delete His Footage (12h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener[edit]

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark: Sometimes I wonder if the life of an international crime lord is paying off. How different would it have been if I'd become a teacher? Or a mailman? Or is it mailperson now? Does it count if it isn't a male person that's the mailperson? Another mystery to ponder and now's as good a time as any. It'll be weeks before the contractors fix the climate control in our arctic base and we can get back to work. Another dilemma -- Fahrenheit or Celsius? Been a Fahrenheit man all my life. Is it too late to change? Task: Make Hank Scorpio Start a New Business (8h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark: Starting a legitimate business is more complicated than I thought. All these regulations, taxes, and hidden surcharges... they scramble my brain. And not the good scramble like how 5th Street Café is actually on 3rd. I don't get it, but I don't need to. Maybe in the dynamic world of convenient fast food I should start at the bottom and work my way up. I wonder who I have to assassinate to get a management position? Task: Make Hank Scorpio Look for Work (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark: Welcome to your first day at the Kwik-E-Mart, Mister Scorpio. It's great to be part of the Kwik-E-Mart family. And like family you will work from eight to midnight, be responsible for cleanup, stocking, pricing, security, cleanup again, and Squishee syrup mixing. Bring your own mixing paddle. You get one half day off every two weeks, free medical from the First-Aid kit in the back, and a full compliment of benefits. Benefits are not complimentary. All of your salary goes to pay for them. Task: Make Hank Scorpio Train at the Kwik-E-Mart (12h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark: There are so many health and safety violations here... I've taken Jailbird's gunfire trying to protect spicy meat snacks. They're good but not bullet in the shoulder good. I can't let it get me down. What I need is a job in a professional field. Something that puts me in touch with real people, with real hopes and dreams! Task: Make Hank Scorpio Become a Wall Street Robber Baron (4h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark: What have I done?! Wall Street is more horrifying than I could have imagined! Such ruthlessness. Such heartless, selfish cruelty. And that's just trying to get to the microwave in the lunch room. I think it's time to get back to honest, productive work where I can make a real difference in the world. Task: Make Hank Scorpio Deliver Ultimatum to G8 Nations (6h, Town Hall) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts[edit]

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark: Hmn, someone sent me a package. Careful, Hank. It's most likely a deadly explosive device... Uggh, I can't wait. I just love getting things! I'm tearing it open! "Congratulations Mr. Scorpio, you have been selected as the most dynamic evil villain of the year!" "We would like to welcome you to the Advanced Council Representative of Nefarious Yearly Machinations!" This is so exciting! I've never been part of an organized group of supervillains before! Okay, Boy Scouts. But that was more about the bandanas. Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Conference With A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. (1h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark: What's first on the evil agenda? Manipulate a national economy? Establish supremacy from space? Leak someone's emails to the public? Hmn... I've got a meeting, "Discuss Q2 operational goals and planning"... Maybe they save evil for the afternoons. Wait... MORE meetings? Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Attend Back-to-Back Meetings (8h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark: Oh, an email from the Council Advisory Board! I can finally get my newest, nefarious plan off the ground! "Council Member 00-08, your proposal entitled "Controlled Moon Orbit Destabilization" has been greenlit for production". Yes!... "Please prepare a detailed cost and manpower assessment and be sure to include a potential operations timeline". "Assuming all required paperwork is in order, your operation will begin as early as... 2025"? Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Drown in Paperwork (4h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark: All this red tape puts a stranglehold on my moving forward! Writing reports, presenting scheme prospectuses, analyzing data... When do masterminds get to launch actual operations?! I understand your frustration, Hank, but the process works. My organizations numbers have been up for the last three quarters in a row! Although, they're still denying my requests for a Squishee machine in the break room. Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Crunch the Numbers (1h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark: Ladies and gentlemen of A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., by focusing on datamining and analysis, I have discovered the most effective plan to propel Globex to the forefront of the world stage! By the time you leave this meeting, each of your organizations will have been infiltrated and overthrown by my best operatives! It's been wonderful working with you all. If any of you survive the purge, I'd absolutely love to overthrow you all over again! Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Overthrow A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. (12h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Gil Deal[edit]

After the user logs in on April 4th and tapping on Gil's University Nerds mark: Hey, can I interest you in three computer nerds who are faster than fiber optic, more powerful than China's Tianhe-2 supercomputer, and able to leap firewalls in a single click? Offer accepted: Woo-hoo! I'm a bonafide broker! I make the deal and those nerds do the work! And after signing bonuses and service fees I take home a sweet- Hoo-boy... I owe THEM thirty-six dollars. Never let computer geeks draw up the contract. Offer declined: No deal? You'll regret that when your gas and electric bill goes to your spam folder... ...you don't pay it on time and they cut off your heat and you're taking sink baths at the public library. How did this become about me?

Hack to the Future[edit]

Hack to the Future Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark: My stupid calculus professor gave me an "A", which would have been an "A+" if he bothered to calculate Pi to more than thirty-two places. Your GPA just dropped to a 3.9999. Not sure we can hang together anymore. The Professor won't change the grade, so that leaves us with only one recourse. Gentlemen, we're going rogue! Okay, but let's not go too late. I have an orthodontist appointment this afternoon. Task: Make Benjamin Hack University Test Scores (4h, Doug and Gary) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hack to the Future Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark: We did it! Calculus grade successfully hacked! I feel peptides activating my body's opiate receptors! An endorphin rush! I had one too! I want to feel it again! But our test scores are all 100% already. But our social lives are all zeroes! We can hack those too! Task: Make Benjamin Hack the Ashley Madden Site (4h, Doug and Gary) I don't think hacking that dating site was a good idea. Because of the ethical quandary? No, because now we know that 96% of the women on the internet aren't real! We have to post our data. It's up to us to save other nerds from falling prey to faux females! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hack to the Future Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Benjamin's exclamation mark: Wow, guys look at these comments! The internet is blowing up! They love what we're doing – the first human love I've felt in a long time. And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery. We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles... always behind the cloak of our online anonymity! But first, we have a much more important target to take down. Task: Make Benjamin Hack a Movie Studio Over Nerd Stereotypes (4h, Doug and Gary) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hack to the Future Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark: Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface... And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle! Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable... insatiable! Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?! I... I... I'm getting a stress nosebleed! That's it! Human maladies engage! Task: Make Benjamin Get a Random Nosebleed (1h) Task: Make Doug Use an Asthma Puffer (1h) Task: Make Gary Use Ear Drops (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hack to the Future Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark: I've deleted all our social media accounts and scrubbed the hard drives. I've erased all of our internet histories. From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist... So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online! Task: Make Benjamin Roleplay Online (12h, Java Server) Task: Make Doug Roleplay Online (12h, Java Server) Task: Make Gary Roleplay Online (12h, Java Server) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Another Brick in the Firewall[edit]

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark: What's with all these ideological groups cropping up all over the place? Most of these jokers get ahead by stomping all over the environment. Well, it's time the E.P.A. stomped back! Ethics be damned! We're going to protect the environment so hard, the Koch brothers will go solar! Task: Make Russ Cargill Make Back Door Deals (1h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark: Contacts made, money played, my plot engaged... and not one person will have a clue to what's going on. I do. And so does everyone sitting near you at the public library. What?! You left yourself signed in on the computer, man. There's only forty-six people left on the whole internet who don't know about your secret plans. Task: Make Russ Cargill Read Up on Basic Internet Security (1h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark: This is a security nightmare! Springface, Viewtube, Instaspring, the E.P.A.'s plans are available to anyone with a functioning clicker finger! Villains never learn to keep things to themselves. Today's typical over-sharer posts a thousand things while they're still sitting on the toilet. You again?! How did you get in here? Just a heads up, your physical security is as bad as your cyber security. Task: Make Russ Cargill Lose His Mind (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark: Stop stalking me, man. You know it's not cool for adults to follow kids around, right? But I need your help! I've exposed myself to all kinds of Snap-Chatters and Tweeters who insult me with short misspelled quips! And what the hell is a meme? And how do I stop myself from becoming one?! All right, dude, I'll help you out. But beware I'm introducing you to everything from pop-up ads, to Viewtube comments, to the darkest, dankest trolls in the business. Task: Make Russ Cargill Learn the Horrors of Social Media (1h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark: Social media is inspiring... and horrifying... and inspiring! People will believe everything they read... even if it contradicts the thing they just read! I just have to pump out enough fake news to completely obscure the truth. The E.P.A. plans will be so secret, even I won't know the truth from the lies! Task: Make Russ Cargill Launch "News Entertainment" Websites (1h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears[edit]

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark: This modern world is so different than I expected. But then, I was also assured an apocalyptic plan would have ended everything by now... What does the modern world have to offer a flexible woman who has been patterned after a shallow 1950's man's fantasy? Task: Make Femme Fatale Do Deadly Gymnastics (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark: Excuse me, Miss Fatale. I notice you've recently come back onto the social scene. I have a bit of advice. Please be brief. I'm already in my catsuit and on my way to my high-kick calisthenics class. Have you considered going into real estate sales? Today's woman can flip a house without having to do handsprings to close the deal. Although, I'd mortgage any one of your cartwheels... truly majestic. Task: Make Femme Fatale Try Her Hand at Real Estate Sales (8h, Red Blazer Realty) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark: Femme, darling, sales are fantastic, but clients are saying you're very, very direct... meaning you're very, very scary. I'm just doing what any strong leader does. Making hostile demands and dropping people into a shark tank if they fail to comply. Task: Make Femme Fatale Break That Glass Ceiling (1h, Red Blazer Realty) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark: Lindsey has been irreplaceable in getting me to this level of success. I couldn't have done it without her. Which is exactly why I must eliminate her! Task: Make Femme Fatale Prepare a Trap for Lindsey Naegle (4h, Red Blazer Realty) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark: Femme, it's so cute that you think you have to destroy me to get ahead. What? Are you saying I don't have to annihilate my rival to rule the world? Sweetie, that's so old fashioned. We're women, we don't have to euthanize. We can harmonize. It's called being "Frenemies". Task: Make Femme Fatale Flirt Deadly (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hammer & Sparrow[edit]

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Adil! Have you come back on another exchange program? It is more like one-way exchange. How you say... extradition. Oh, you adorable little scamp, with your made-up words. Why don't you join us for dinner? You are too kind, Pappa Homer. I am relieved you do not hold my past troubles with your government against me. What's a little light treason between family? Task: Make Adil Join the Simpsons for Dinner (1h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Simpsons Have Family Dinner [x5] (1h, Simpson Home) Thank you, Mrs. Simpson, for sharing your wanton excess with me. It fills my heart with shame and my belly with hard to digest food. Well, that's the typical American diet. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: I don't trust that no-good Russkie. Grampa! Adil is an Albanian refugee. What happened to "give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses"? We got our fill o' those! Now we need your rich, energetic, few and far between! Task: Make Grampa Go on a Rant (1h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Adil Be Polite and Helpful (1h, Simpson Home) ...and when you made a phone call, your finger hurt from dialing! That's my two cents. Speaking of which, the one cent penny used to be worth two cents... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Adil Hoxha's exclamation mark: Thank you again for your hospitality, Simpsons. I am grateful I was able to see you... ...enjoy your last meal. Last meal?! That's King James Bible talk for he's gonna kill us! Oh Dad, you and your stories: Adil's trying to kill us, the nurses at the Retirement Castle are eating my pudding, my son's cashing my government checks... Task: Make Adil Be Inconspicuous (1h, Simpson Home) I'm telling you, I heard what I heard. You can't hear the TV at full volume, but now you're hearing whispers. Maybe it's the grave calling. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: I may be old, senile, and blind in one eye, but I can still sniff out a rat. Are we having rat tonight? Lemon-Rosemary Rat is Thursdays. Right now we gotta figure out what this Mata Hari midget is up to. Task: Make Abe Follow Adil (8h, Control Building) Task: Make Adil Visit the Nuclear Power Plant (8h, Control Building) This reactor is so unstable – imagine the pure destructive potential! I knew it, you little kremlin gremlin! No, Grampa! We're here for a school project on looming environmental disasters. It is okay, Lisa. We must respect our elders. They are only here for a short while. What's that mean? He's planning to kill me! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: I was so sure I smelled a Jerry, or a Boris... maybe even a Fidel. What the?! Where's he going with all that electrical whos-a-ma-call-its? Task: Make Adil Transmit Coded Messages (1h, Bart's Treehouse or Brown House) Task: Make Abe Spy on Adil (1h, Bart's Treehouse or Brown House) Call my mommy, the boy's a commie! Grampa! Were you SPYING on Adil? 'Course I was! The boy's an ACTUAL spy! He's redder than a bloody crayon. We all know that! You can't be so intolerant of other people's beliefs. Yeah, Dad. Just 'cause the little guy wants to bring down our way of life, it doesn't make him a bad kid. Quest reward: 200 and 20