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'''[[Homer]]''': [[Moe]], I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking [[zombie]]s.<br/>
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Moe, I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking [[zombie]]s.
'''Moe''': But then how will I defend myself?
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} But then how will I defend myself?
 
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'''Moe''': Well, better go comb my hair before the zombies get here. Oh, my life stinks.
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{{qf|Moe}} Well, better go comb my hair before the zombies get here. Oh, my life stinks.
 
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'''Homer''': Oooh. I found my lost nacho!
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{{qf|Homer}} Oooh. I found my lost nacho!
 
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'''[[Lisa]]''': I need to find my stupid brother. Have you seen him?<br/>
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I need to find my stupid brother. Have you seen him?
'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Yes, yes. Can't talk now. I must get the last copy of the new [[Itchy & Scratchy Adventures Comic]]. It's the controversial issue, in which they final kiss. Assist me, and I will help you with your dilemma.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Yes, yes. Can't talk now. I must get the last copy of the new [[Itchy & Scratchy Adventures Comic]]. It's the controversial issue, in which they final kiss. Assist me, and I will help you with your dilemma.
 
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'''Comic Book Guy''': That just got a bit more rare.
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} That just got a bit more rare.
 
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'''Lisa''': Now can you tell me if you've seen my [[Bart|pointy-headed nuisance]]?<br/>
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{{qf|Lisa}} Now can you tell me if you've seen my [[Bart|pointy-headed nuisance]]?
'''Comic Book Guy''': Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag, before it deteriorates into near-mint condition.
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag, before it deteriorates into near-mint condition.
 
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'''Lisa''': FREEDOM!
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{{qf|Lisa}} FREEDOM!
 
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'''Comic Book Guy''': Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.<br/>
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.
'''Lisa''': What about [[Bart]]? I asked you have you seen him?<br/>
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{{qf|Lisa}} What about [[Bart]]? I asked you have you seen him?
'''Comic Book Guy''': I think I saw him at the [[Noiseland Arcade]]. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders. Terrific, terrific expense.
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I think I saw him at the [[Noiseland Arcade]]. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders. Terrific, terrific expense.
 
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'''Lisa''': [[Principal Skinner]], I really need to get back to my search.<br/>
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{{qf|Lisa}} Principal Skinner, I really need to get back to my search.
'''Principal Skinner''': Will these gold stars change your mind?<br/>
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Will these gold stars change your mind?
'''Lisa''': Oh, all right!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, all right!
 
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'''[[Agnes]]''': This jerk's a worse driver than you!<br/>
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{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} This jerk's a worse driver than you!
'''Principal Skinner''': Yes, mother.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Yes, mother.
 
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'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Here are the principal's anti-fungal cream!<br/>
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{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Here are the principal's anti-fungal cream!
'''Lisa''': Ew!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Ew!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 16:38, May 14, 2021



Homer: Moe, I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking zombies.
Moe Szyslak: But then how will I defend myself?

Moe: Well, better go comb my hair before the zombies get here. Oh, my life stinks.

Homer: Oooh. I found my lost nacho!

Lisa: I need to find my stupid brother. Have you seen him?
Comic Book Guy: Yes, yes. Can't talk now. I must get the last copy of the new Itchy & Scratchy Adventures Comic. It's the controversial issue, in which they final kiss. Assist me, and I will help you with your dilemma.

Comic Book Guy: That just got a bit more rare.

Lisa: Now can you tell me if you've seen my pointy-headed nuisance?
Comic Book Guy: Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag, before it deteriorates into near-mint condition.

Lisa: FREEDOM!

Comic Book Guy: Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.
Lisa: What about Bart? I asked you have you seen him?
Comic Book Guy: I think I saw him at the Noiseland Arcade. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders. Terrific, terrific expense.

Lisa: Principal Skinner, I really need to get back to my search.
Principal Skinner: Will these gold stars change your mind?
Lisa: Oh, all right!

Agnes Skinner: This jerk's a worse driver than you!
Principal Skinner: Yes, mother.

Dr. Nick: Here are the principal's anti-fungal cream!
Lisa: Ew!