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| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk. | ||
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:''[While riding bikes in [[Springfield National Park]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] come across [[Martin]], who is excavating for arrowheads.]'' | :''[While riding bikes in [[Springfield National Park]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] come across [[Martin]], who is excavating for arrowheads.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} May I join you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Well, I agree you blow. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Martin}} Then it's a plan! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you! | |
| − | :'''Martin''' | + | {{qf|Martin}} High praise indeed! |
| − | :''' | + | {{qf|Bart}} When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ... |
| − | :''' | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[interrupting]'' Bart, he's not gonna get it. |
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| + | :''[Now riding by himself, [[Bart]] sees a sleeping [[Sideshow Mel]] and decides to pull a prank ...]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. ''[steals the bone from Mel's hair]'' | ||
| + | :''[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Martin}} A bone! An unusual specimen, I wonder what it belonged to. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Maybe it's from a "dorkasaurus". | ||
| + | {{qf|Martin}} Dorkasaur—Well, that's an absurd proposition! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''You're'' an absurd propo-- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[interrupting, sharply]'' Forget it! | ||
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| + | :''[The ''[[Sneakers]]'' host has just set up [[Marge]] to confront [[Homer]] cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Host}} That's it, Marge. Slap him good. | ||
| + | :''[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Martin Prince was known by many names. Martin Priss, Martin Princess, Fartsin Prince, Martin the Brown-Nose Reindeer... | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dolph]]}} That was mine. | ||
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| + | :''[Marge is suspicious of Homer, who is wearing a fedora hat and a trench coat.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, where are you going? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Work. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I, uh, have to... count the atoms at the nuclear plant. Conservation of mass! It's the law! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} You're right. Let's watch TV. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} Usually when I do something bad, I feel good. But not this time. Martin was like Jesus... only real. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[about a school assignment.]'' The Internet wrote it, I just handed it in. | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:49, March 10, 2022
- Homer: Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk.
- [While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]
- Lisa: May I join you?
- Martin Prince: Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!
- Bart: Well, I agree you blow.
- Martin: Then it's a plan!
- Bart: A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!
- Martin: High praise indeed!
- Bart: When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ...
- Lisa: [interrupting] Bart, he's not gonna get it.
- [Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]
- Bart: The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. [steals the bone from Mel's hair]
- [Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]
- Martin: A bone! An unusual specimen, I wonder what it belonged to.
- Bart: Maybe it's from a "dorkasaurus".
- Martin: Dorkasaur—Well, that's an absurd proposition!
- Bart: You're an absurd propo--
- Lisa: [interrupting, sharply] Forget it!
- [The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]
- Host: That's it, Marge. Slap him good.
- [Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]
- Marge: Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy.
- Principal Skinner: Martin Prince was known by many names. Martin Priss, Martin Princess, Fartsin Prince, Martin the Brown-Nose Reindeer...
- Dolph: That was mine.
- [Marge is suspicious of Homer, who is wearing a fedora hat and a trench coat.]
- Marge: Homer, where are you going?
- Homer: Work.
- Marge: It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday.
- Homer: I, uh, have to... count the atoms at the nuclear plant. Conservation of mass! It's the law!
- Lisa: Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something!
- Bart: You're right. Let's watch TV.
- Bart: Usually when I do something bad, I feel good. But not this time. Martin was like Jesus... only real.
- Bart: [about a school assignment.] The Internet wrote it, I just handed it in.
