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Robo-Mania

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Rise of the Robots Required characters: Bart, Lisa, Nerd Kids, Homer, Mr. Burns, Bullies Optional characters: Smithers, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): RoboMania ID(s): 243001 - 243005 Previous quest(s): Dances With Robots Next quest(s): Little Big Borg

Robo-Mania is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Dances With Robots You know, Database and those guys are into robots. I bet they could help you turn Chief Knockahomer into a real robot this time. Aw man, the nerds? I hate hanging around those guys. They smell weird. I can't put my finger on what it is. We prefer the term Academic-Americans, and that smell is fear. Fear of what? Bullies, B's on tests, bench-warming splinters, and that's just the Bs. The list is alphabetical? Alphanumerical, actually. It's a clever system combining alphabetical order with Scrabble point values... You're being boring! Amazing. That was the next fear on the list! How can we find these Nerdulonic-Americans and see if they'll help us build a rumble-ready robot? Just follow your nose! You weren't wrong about the smell. Task: "Collect Wrenches" (x115). Task: "Make Bart Look for Nerds". The job takes place at Roads and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Help Look for Nerds". The job takes place at Prodigy Barn, Springfield Library, Springfield Elementary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. I can't find those nerds anywhere! That's because you just rode your skateboard around for four hours! Four hours exactly...which is oddly specific, now that I think about it. Right, and you timing me wasn't weird at all. So did you find the nerds? No, but I do have one last place to try... Quest reward: 100 and 10 Prodigy Barn

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 And here we are! Prodigy Barn? What is this, Sheets, Shirts & Sundries for nerds? Do you want a functional robot or not? Look, you see? They're already working on robots now. Indeed we are! Observe: the new pinnacle in robot technology! It's just walking. That's lame. While clutching its textbooks to its chest in classic nerd style — and avoiding eye contact in a range of 360 degrees! And look what happens when you give it a "flat tire": it auto-cringes, rights itself, and mumbles an apology! Suck eggs, Boston Dynamics! LAME. But you know what's cool? Robots that can fight! *gasp* But building fighting robots would violate the code of robot ethics we all swore to uphold! Yes, we've found that the use of violence inevitably results in said violence being used on us. Right. And you all must have signed this lame code of ethics AFTER you helped me build the Wedgie-Matic 6000. I knew that would come back to bite us. Task: "Collect Wrenches" (x155). Task: "Make Bart Convince Nerds to Build Fighting Robots". The job takes place at Prodigy Barn and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Try to Help Bart Convince Nerds". The job takes place at Prodigy Barn and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Nerds Demand Favors in Return" (x3). The jobs take place at Prodigy Barn and take 3 hours. Three acknowledgements and unlimited Cosmic Wars references. That is our final offer. What kind of references are we talking about? Quotes like "These are not the cyberbots you're seeking!" "Scumbaggio Fired Second!" "Duke! We are your uncles!" Fine! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Chocobots

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 I hear that these "scrapping automatons" are all the rage about town! Well, yes sir. With the plebeians. But don't you think you're above that? Piffle! Mechanical pugilists are a time-honored tradition. I myself went three rounds against a Pneumatic Irishman while I was at Yale. Afterwards, we sang the night away at Morries and he stole my sweater. I must acquire a mechano-bot capable of teaching these Stove-pipe Stovers who's Johnny on the Quad! Anticipating your every Dickensian whim as ever, I have already purchased one and here it is! I got your thingy here... Smithers, that slap-dash simulacrum is devoid of even the slightest semblance of humanity! That's Homer Simpson, one of your... Yes, yes, we've had quite enough of that one haven't we? Yes, sir. Your robot is the mechanical bear he's pushing. Ah, so just a robot bear, you say? It is the most fearsome killer robot on the face of the earth, sir. And yet I'm disappointed. Curious. Have him put it in the corner, where it will remind me of my disappointment in you, Smithers. I just need you to sign here, here, and intial here. Why is it coming towards us? Maybe I shouldn't have used the controller as a clipboard. Task: "Collect Wrenches" (x115). Task: "Make Homer Accidentally Break Control Unit". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Mansion of Solid Gold, Control Building, or the Simpson House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Burns Flee Bear Robot Rampage". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Mansion of Solid Gold, Control Building, or the Simpson House and takes 2 hours. If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Flee Bear Robot Rampage". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Mansion of Solid Gold, Control Building, or the Simpson House and takes 2 hours. I'm sorry, sir. The bear robot is a disaster. Nonsense! Have it delivered to the break room first thing Monday morning. And have the results filmed for one of those new computer talkies the kids are into these days. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Bear Robot

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Huzzah, my fellow cybernauts! Big deal, we all have fighting robots now. What? How? They sell them now at the Blazing Topic store in the outlet mall. Across from the anime t-shirts, next to the lame 70s bands t-shirts. Mine pounds nerds for lunch money. Which makes it indistinguishable from a human bully. Behold, fellows! The Turing test has been satisfied for Artifical Unintelligence — a development both thrilling and alarming! Let us respond as we would to their human counterparts and run away! Task: "Collect Wrenches" (x155). Task: "Make Bart Ditch Nerds". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, a Kwik-E-Mart, or the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Bullies Bully Using Robots" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, a Kwik-E-Mart, or the Simpson House and take 60 minutes. Task: "Make Nerds Flee Robots" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, a Kwik-E-Mart, or the Simpson House and take 60 minutes. My humiliation is identical to what I have experienced at the hands of human bullies. What a time to be a nerd! Guys, just finish rebuilding Chief Knockahomer and I'll get revenge on all their robots for you! Revenge IS a classic motivator... Quest reward: 100 and 10 Robot Rumble Trophy

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 We're almost finished constructing your metallic myrmidon — now we just need a CPU to manage its higher cognitive functions. What? Your metal fighting thingy needs a computer brain thingy. Oh, that makes sense. How about this old myPod Shuffle? Wait, you expect us to build a sophisticated combat AI into outdated Mapple Computers technology? ... Yes? Eh, we've done more with less. Task: "Collect Wrenches" (x195). Task: "Make Bart Supply myPod Shuffle for Robot Brain". The job takes place at the Prodigy Barn and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Nerds Rebuild Chief Knockahomer" (x3). The jobs take place at the Prodigy Barn and take 4 hours. Sweet Asimov's sideburns! It's alive! I've always wanted to say that. Chief Knockahomer? Buddy? Acknowledged. I am online and ready for combat. Because she told me to WALK THIS WAY! WALK THIS WAY! Uh...okay. Bart, where did you get that myPod that we used to power Chief Knockahomer's central processor? Found it on the bus. Pretty sure it was Otto's. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Degrease Wrenches Bart, Lisa, Homer, Marge, Professor Frink, Ned, Skinner, Wiggum 4h Visitable Homes 5, 45 Buy Shiny New Wrenches Robot Rumble Announcers Fortune Megastore, Sprawl-Mart, Honest John's Computers, Swapper Jack's, Kwik-E-Mart, Visitable Businesses 8, 70