Difference between revisions of "Diets Are for Boobs"

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Diets Are for Boobs is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Cavegirl Booberella to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark Ever wonder how I got my booooob-iful physique? Prehistoric plastic surgery? Some sort of stone-based implants, most likely? Actually, it's the revolutionary Neo-Paleo Diet! Well, it SOUNDS safe and effective. My only concern is: is it trendy? Oh yes. It consists of the three foods our ancestor's bodies EVOLVED to eat: grubs, dirt, and starvation! Yum! I'm convinced! Task: "Make Homer Research Neo-Paleo Diet". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Cavegirl Booberella Sell Her Book". The job takes place at Curvaceous Cave and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark The Neo-Paleo Diet is so simple and easy. All you need is to buy my 450-page book! It explains the pseudoscience behind the diet, based on the latest hunches of top psychic nutritionists. Slow down there, Professor! I'm sold! Task: "Make Cavegirl Booberella Market Her Diet". The job takes place at Curvaceous Cave and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Begin Dieting" (x5). The jobs take place at Curvaceous Cave and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark I've already lost two pounds on the Neo-Paleo Diet! And I've never felt hungrier! Krusty Burger sales are down fifty percent! Where are all my customers? We're living the natural, healthy lifestyle of our cavemen ancestors. I'm gonna live 'til I'm thirty and die of a broken leg that gets infected! Time to talk to this cavegirl huckster. Our two kinds of bullcrap could make beautiful music together... Task: "Make Homer Forage". The job takes place at Trees and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Krusty Research Diet Gimmicks". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Cavegirl Booberella's exclamation mark Neo-Paleo Industries is proud to announce our new partnership! We are teaming with America's leader in fast, healthy food -- Krustyburger! Try the New Neo-burger! It's loaded with all the good things cavemen crave -- grubs, grubs, and more grubs! Which was always the main ingredient in my "burgers." But now, it's a selling point! Task: "Make Springfielders Eat at Krusty Burger" (x5). The jobs take place at a Krusty Burger and take 30 minutes. Quest reward: 200 and 20