Difference between revisions of "Hammer & Sparrow"

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Hammer & Sparrow is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Secret Agents content update. It requires Adil Hoxha to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Adil! Have you come back on another exchange program? It is more like one-way exchange. How you say... extradition. Oh, you adorable little scamp, with your made-up words. Why don't you join us for dinner? You are too kind, Pappa Homer. I am relieved you do not hold my past troubles with your government against me. What's a little light treason between family? Task: "Make Adil Join the Simpsons for Dinner". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Simpsons Have Family Dinner" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 60 minutes. Thank you, Mrs. Simpson, for sharing your wanton excess with me. It fills my heart with shame and my belly with hard to digest food. Well, that's the typical American diet. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark I don't trust that no-good Russkie. Grampa! Adil is an Albanian refugee. What happened to "give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses"? We got our fill o' those! Now we need your rich, energetic, few and far between! Task: "Make Grampa Go on a Rant". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Adil Be Polite and Helpful". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. ...and when you made a phone call, your finger hurt from dialing! That's my two cents. Speaking of which, the one cent penny used to be worth two cents... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Adil Hoxha's exclamation mark Thank you again for your hospitality, Simpsons. I am grateful I was able to see you... ...enjoy your last meal. Last meal?! That's King James Bible talk for he's gonna kill us! Oh Dad, you and your stories: Adil's trying to kill us, the nurses at the Retirement Castle are eating my pudding, my son's cashing my government checks... Task: "Make Adil Be Inconspicuous". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. I'm telling you, I heard what I heard. You can't hear the TV at full volume, but now you're hearing whispers. Maybe it's the grave calling. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark I may be old, senile, and blind in one eye, but I can still sniff out a rat. Are we having rat tonight? Lemon-Rosemary Rat is Thursdays. Right now we gotta figure out what this Mata Hari midget is up to. Task: "Make Abe Follow Adil". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Adil Visit the Nuclear Power Plant". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours. This reactor is so unstable – imagine the pure destructive potential! I knew it, you little kremlin gremlin! No, Grampa! We're here for a school project on looming environmental disasters. It is okay, Lisa. We must respect our elders. They are only here for a short while. What's that mean? He's planning to kill me! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark I was so sure I smelled a Jerry, or a Boris... maybe even a Fidel. What the?! Where's he going with all that electrical whos-a-ma-call-its? Task: "Make Adil Transmit Coded Messages". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Abe Spy on Adil". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Call my mommy, the boy's a commie! Grampa! Were you SPYING on Adil? 'Course I was! The boy's an ACTUAL spy! He's redder than a bloody crayon. We all know that! You can't be so intolerant of other people's beliefs. Yeah, Dad. Just 'cause the little guy wants to bring down our way of life, it doesn't make him a bad kid. Quest reward: 200 and 20