Difference between revisions of "Presidential Primaries"

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Presidential Primaries is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the SciFi content update. It requires President Lisa to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark What's going on?! I can breathe the air, but I can't taste it! And the climate doesn't seem as globally warmed. And the sea level, although several miles away, seems a lot lower. We came back in time, Sis! This is the Springfield of our childhood! *gasp* But in the future, I was President of the United States! I was helping lead America out of economic and social turmoil! Stuff's happening here, too. You wanna help me blackmail Krusty? No! We can't do anything, or we might change history! And then I might never get elected President! Just sit perfectly still and don't interact with any molecules! Task: "Make President Lisa Avoid Molecules". The job takes place at the PolyVac or Simpson House and takes 8 hours. It's no use! Everywhere I turn it's molecules, molecules, molecules! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark Everything we do is affecting the timeline! I think I just accidentally sat on a butterfly! So what? You said yourself the future was an environmental and economic disaster. Why not let things change? Because I want to be President! Plus, your future might be completely changed too! You might never have an ex-wife, or weekend custody of your kids! And the downside is...? Task: "Make President Lisa Disrupt the Timeline". The job takes place at the PolyVac or Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark I give up. I guess I just have to accept that history is changing and I'll never get to be President. Why not run for President here, in the past? It's an election year! It's too late for that. I'm sure both parties already have highly popular, uncontroversial candidates. Task: "Make President Lisa Look Up Who's Running for President this Year". The job takes place at the PolyVac or Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Holy crap! I'm throwing my hat in the ring! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark I need to decide who my running mate will be. Should I pick a safe choice from a swing state, or double down with someone who shares my exact thoughts and opinions. How about me? Oh my gosh! You're me, back before I learned not to dress like Pebbles Flintstone! As you know, I've always wanted to be President. But I might be willing to start as Vice President. What do you say? I'm not sure the country is ready for an all-female ticket, let alone one consisting of time clones, one of whom is eight years old. But sure... why not! Task: "Make President Lisa Run for President". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark If ever there were a year when a third-party candidate could get elected, this is it! Yeah! So what's our party called? The Green Party? The Yellow Party. And what's our platform? We're strongly opposed to the Venusian trade pact! The Venusians are just trying to take our jobs and beryllium! Uhm, that hasn't happened yet. And it never will, if I get elected! Task: "Make President Lisa Oppose the Venusian Trade Pact". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark This is the big night! The election returns are coming in! We're leading in North Carolina, South Dakota, and West Virginia! What about East Googlia? That's not a state yet. It isn't? Then why did we spend a hundred million dollars in TV ad buys there? Task: "Make President Lisa Watch the Election Returns". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Watch the Election Returns". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Rats. We lost badly, and to a candidate less popular than liver. On the bright side, maybe we didn't change history after all. So I can still run again when I'm old enough to be you! The system works! Quest reward: 200 and 20