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{{TB|What if you put beer cans nearby, you know, like that's what made him throw up!}}
 
{{TB|What if you put beer cans nearby, you know, like that's what made him throw up!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Lisa, let Daddy take care of the “ideas.}}
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{{TB|Lisa, let Daddy take care of the "ideas."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|You and Bart can make decorations. We need macaroni skeletons!}}
 
{{TB|You and Bart can make decorations. We need macaroni skeletons!}}
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{{TB|Oh. I meant vegging out on the couch and watching a bunch of kids do Halloween on TV.}}
 
{{TB|Oh. I meant vegging out on the couch and watching a bunch of kids do Halloween on TV.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|But tell me more about this “outside.It sounds fascinating.}}
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{{TB|But tell me more about this "outside." It sounds fascinating.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Looks like it used to be part of an old throne or underwater church or gateway to another dimension.}}
 
{{TB|Looks like it used to be part of an old throne or underwater church or gateway to another dimension.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I ‘unno. Lotta stuff got ruined when dad blew up the town.}}
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{{TB|I 'unno. Lotta stuff got ruined when dad blew up the town.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 
{{TB|It's covered with strange writing. I don't recognize it.}}
 
{{TB|It's covered with strange writing. I don't recognize it.}}
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{{TB|Should we cut down your precious trees?}}
 
{{TB|Should we cut down your precious trees?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Well, they're not AS precious to me now that we get ‘em free at Springfield Heights, but…}}
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{{TB|Well, they're not AS precious to me now that we get 'em free at Springfield Heights, but...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 
{{TB|It seems like a lot of sweaty work.}}
 
{{TB|It seems like a lot of sweaty work.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Let's just pick up more old wood near the water.}}
 
{{TB|Let's just pick up more old wood near the water.}}
{{THT|If no Beach is owned: {{Task|Place [[River]]s}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lisa and Bart Collect Mysterious Driftwood|30 seconds|Beach or [[River]]|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>If Bart is not owned: {{Task/Optional|Make Lisa Collect Mysterious Driftwood|30 seconds|Beach or [[River]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|If no Beach is owned: {{Task|Place [[River]]s}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lisa and Bart Collect Mysterious Driftwood|30 seconds|Beach or [[River]]|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>If Bart is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Collect Mysterious Driftwood|30 seconds|Beach or [[River]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 
{{TB|This wood feels odd.}}
 
{{TB|This wood feels odd.}}
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{{TB|I think you're reading too much into this.}}
 
{{TB|I think you're reading too much into this.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I found this ancient-looking scroll near a big pile of this wood…}}
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{{TB|I found this ancient-looking scroll near a big pile of this wood...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Look at the drawing: A spiky-headed boy, in a red shirt reading from an ancient-looking scroll…}}
+
{{TB|Look at the drawing: A spiky-headed boy, in a red shirt reading from an ancient-looking scroll...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|…behind him, a giant tentacled demon rises…}}
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{{TB|...behind him, a giant tentacled demon rises...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|And?}}
 
{{TB|And?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|It's you! Look what's in the ancient word-bubble…}}
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{{TB|It's you! Look what's in the ancient word-bubble...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“K'waB'nga”}}
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{{TB|"K'waB'nga"}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|I don't say that.}}
 
{{TB|I don't say that.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Below that it says, “Eet my C'thorts, man.}}
+
{{TB|Below that it says, "Eet my C'thorts, man."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{TB|More gobbledy-gook.}}
 
{{TB|More gobbledy-gook.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|And below that it says, “Im B'art Th'mpson hu the C'thell R U?}}
+
{{TB|And below that it says, "Im B'art Th'mpson hu the C'thell R U?"}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, I'll admit it's creepy. But we're building a Halloween campfire…}}
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{{TB|Okay, I'll admit it's creepy. But we're building a Halloween campfire...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Creepy is exactly what we want!}}
 
{{TB|Creepy is exactly what we want!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the [[Spooky Campfire]]|6 seconds}}<br>{{Task|Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Tell a Scary Story|4 hours|the [[Spooky Campfire]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Youngsters Gather Around the Spooky Campfire|1 minute|the [[Spooky Campfire]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the [[Spooky Campfire]]|6 seconds}}<br>{{Task|Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Tell a Scary Story|4 hours|the [[Spooky Campfire]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster}}s Gather Around the Spooky Campfire|1 minute|the [[Spooky Campfire]]|4}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hoo-kay, for my spooky story I'd like to read off this scroll that Lisa's so scared of…}}
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{{TB|Hoo-kay, for my spooky story I'd like to read off this scroll that Lisa's so scared of...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
 
{{TB|No Bart, that's exactly what you shouldn't—}}
 
{{TB|No Bart, that's exactly what you shouldn't—}}
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{{TB|Leagues beneath the inky deep, rests the evil and unpronounceable city of R'lyeh.}}
 
{{TB|Leagues beneath the inky deep, rests the evil and unpronounceable city of R'lyeh.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
{{TB|Therein lies the demon known as…}}
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{{TB|Therein lies the demon known as...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
 
{{TB|M'nthster!}}
 
{{TB|M'nthster!}}
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{{TB|Waiting for the stars to come right.}}
 
{{TB|Waiting for the stars to come right.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
{{TB|And for the chosen underachiever to speak the words…}}
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{{TB|And for the chosen underachiever to speak the words...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
 
{{TB|And break the spell which binds him:}}
 
{{TB|And break the spell which binds him:}}
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{{TB|Wh-who are you?}}
 
{{TB|Wh-who are you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
{{TB|I am called… M'nthster.}}
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{{TB|I am called... M'nthster.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|Muns-ther?}}
 
{{TB|Muns-ther?}}
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{{TB|My name cannot be spoken by a human mouth.}}
 
{{TB|My name cannot be spoken by a human mouth.}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
{{TB|You need to roll the “r” with your face-tentacles.}}
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{{TB|You need to roll the "r" with your face-tentacles.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 
{{TB|Mons-terrr?}}
 
{{TB|Mons-terrr?}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Well, it's been nice summoning ya but it's getting late so, you know…}}
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{{TB|Well, it's been nice summoning ya but it's getting late so, you know...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Time to get back into the campfire.}}
 
{{TB|Time to get back into the campfire.}}
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{{TB|He complained bitterly.}}
 
{{TB|He complained bitterly.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
{{TB|“The nightclub next door keeps me up with music and laughter…”}}
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{{TB|"The nightclub next door keeps me up with music and laughter..."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
{{TB|“And drunken shuffling, up and down the street, sometimes right by my door…”}}
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{{TB|"And drunken shuffling, up and down the street, sometimes right by my door..."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
{{TB|“Then, every night at 2:22 in the morning…”}}
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{{TB|"Then, every night at 2:22 in the morning..."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
{{TB|“… They start screaming…”}}
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{{TB|"... They start screaming..."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
{{TB|“Every night, they scream, and then…"}}
+
{{TB|"Every night, they scream, and then..."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Old Man}}
{{TB|“Silence.}}
+
{{TB|"Silence."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Story}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Story}}
{{TB|And his grand-daughter said…}}
+
{{TB|And his grand-daughter said...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Surprised}}
{{TB|“O. M. G. Grampa!}}
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{{TB|"O. M. G. Grampa!"}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Pensive}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Pensive}}
{{TB|“Right outside your window are the charred remains of a disco that burnt to the ground in, like, the 70's.}}
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{{TB|"Right outside your window are the charred remains of a disco that burnt to the ground in, like, the 70's."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Pensive}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Pensive}}
{{TB|“We didn't think you'd mind the crappy view, being blind and what-not…”}}
+
{{TB|"We didn't think you'd mind the crappy view, being blind and what-not..."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Pensive}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Pensive}}
{{TB|“The fire that killed all those people…”}}
+
{{TB|"The fire that killed all those people..."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wizard Martin Icon|Scary Surprised}}
{{TB|“…started at 2:22 AM!}}
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{{TB|"...started at 2:22 AM!"}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{TB|That's your story? Undead disco dancers?}}
 
{{TB|That's your story? Undead disco dancers?}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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=== Pt. 5 ===
 +
{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 +
{{TB|Well, Martin, M'nthy is still here. Your disco zombie story wasn't scary enough to open a portal.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|That's not exactly true...}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
 +
{{TB|AGGH! Disco Zombies!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Huh. In person, they actually are pretty scary.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
 +
{{TB|Zombies are wusses. They squish so easily. See?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 +
{{TB|That's not a Zombie you squished -- that's Ralph.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|He's just gets Zombie-ish when his blood sugar gets low.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 +
{{TB|Brains. Brains! Or anything else to eat!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
 +
{{TB|Look, poor Ralph is hungry. And he doesn't want to eat the defenseless animals. Right, Ralph?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Maybe we should make S'mores first... and THEN squish zombies with extra sugar energy.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I agree with the plan because...}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
 +
{{TB|S'mores.}}
 +
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Send {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} on S'mores Jobs to Spawn Zombies|4 hours|the [[Spooky Campfire]]|2}}<br>{{Task|Collect Event Currency to Unlock 1st Prize}}<br>{{Task|Tap Zombies|10}}|colspan=2}}
 +
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
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=== Pt. 6 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 +
{{TB|Obviously, M'nthster tricked us.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
 +
{{TB|He knew if we told another story we would call forth even more evil into the town.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Yeah, I feel bad about that. Tell another story and this time, I swear, I really will leave.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
 +
{{TB|Okay! I've got a scary story!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 +
{{TB|Milhouse, no! We can't trust him! He is a denizen of the underworld!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Remember the fable of the Farmer and the Viper?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
 +
{{TB|Hmmm, I don't know that one, how does that go?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Oh, it's my favorite Aesop's fable! Briefly, it goes like this...}}
 +
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Accidentally Tell A Scary Story|4 hours|the [[Spooky Campfire]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon|Scary Story}}
 +
{{TB|A farmer found a viper, coiled and frozen in the snow. The farmer took pity and tucked the poor creature into his coat.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon|Scary Story}}
 +
{{TB|As soon as the viper warmed, he gave the farmer a deadly bite. As the farmer lay dying, he said...}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Saxophone Lisa Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|"Tis mine own fault, for I knew twas a viper 'fore I took it to my bosom."}}
 +
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 +
{{TB|Snakes are now spawning from the campfire!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 +
{{TB|What the hell kind of farmer talks like that?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
 +
{{TB|Ooh! Lisa wins the scary story contest!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Angry}}
 +
{{TB|Oh, come on!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 +
{{TB|Wait, I wasn't telling a scary story. I was making the point that if we interact with you -- you being an evil trickster -- we shouldn't be surprised when you...}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 +
{{TB|Oh, you tricked me didn't you?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
 +
{{TB|Snakes! They just appeared out of nowhere!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 +
{{TB|Of course they did.}}
 +
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
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=== Pt. 7 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Lisa, I would like to introduce you to my spawn.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
 +
{{TB|I had no idea you had children!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Yes, I'm both father and mother to them.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
 +
{{TB|Oh! Did something happen to their mother?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|No, that's just the way my kind reproduces. I mate with myself and--}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
 +
{{TB|Okay, just keep that vague.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I was wondering if you would release my spawn into other Springfields.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Of course. But I should warn you, I don't know if they're going to be safe there.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Oh well. R'lyehian parenting philosophy is "Children should not be seen nor heard."}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Whereas humans see children as an extension of themselves, we think of our offspring as "someone else's problem."}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 +
{{TB|Do you ever think that maybe it's this kind of upbringing that makes you all demonic?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Nah, we're depraved from birth.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
 +
{{TB|Anyhoo, have fun giving these to your friends.}}
 +
{{THT|{{Task|Send Formless Terrors to Other Springfields}}|colspan=2}}
 +
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
=== Pt. 8 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I got more haunted driftwood to throw on the fire.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I don't think we need it.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
 +
{{TB|Even though it's been burning for hours. The fire hasn't gotten even a little bit smaller.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
 +
{{TB|I know, it's kind of disturbing.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 +
{{TB|But a little more cursed firewood and it will be disturbing and BIG.}}
 +
{{THT|{{Task|Upgrade the Spooky Campfire}}|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 +
{{TB|Bart! You made the campfire bigger!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
 +
{{TB|Don't you realize that the more powerful the campfire, the more monsters it will create?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 +
{{TB|I'm starting to think you like all the chaos and destruction being released into our town.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 +
{{TB|That can't be a surprise to you.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
 +
{{TB|Yeah, I realized as I was saying it.}}
 +
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
=== Pt. 9 ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 +
{{TB|Okay, the fire is looking big and evil.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
 +
{{TB|Now it's my turn to tell a scary story.}}
 +
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Tell a Scary Story|4 hours|the [[Spooky Campfire]]}}|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
 +
{{TB|Milhouse, are you crazy? You know what's going to happen if you tell a monster story.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon|Scary Story}}
 +
{{TB|I wasn't going to tell a monster story.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon|Scary Story}}
 +
{{TB|I was gonna tell about the time my mom took me to take pictures with the Easter Bunny at the mall and it really creeped me out.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
 +
{{TB|That's not a scary story! It's a story about being scared!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
 +
{{TB|You're scared of a bunny?}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon|Scary Story}}
 +
{{TB|Not real bunnies. It was a costume, his eyes were just holes in a giant head. I could see the guy inside. He was chewing gum!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Milhouse Icon|Scary Story}}
 +
{{TB|He told my mom that he liked her shoes and she was wearing Tevas – it was creepy!}}
 +
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 +
{{TB|Bunnies are now spawning from the campfire!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
 +
{{TB|Look! Bunny rabbits!}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
 +
{{TB|Run!}}
 +
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
 +
}}
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=== Pt. 10 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 +
{{TB|Wow Milhouse, that really sucked.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 +
{{TB|I have to agree.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Sad}}
 +
{{TB|I have been alive for eons and that was the lamest thing I've ever heard.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
 +
{{TB|I would wedgie you but I don't think it would do any good.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 +
{{TB|Okay, I admit it: I'm ashamed of my cowardice.}}
 +
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 +
{{TB|But shame-shaming me is wrong! Right, Lisa?}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
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{{TB|I dunno, Milhouse, you ran away from bunnies!}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Hide in Shame|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
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}}
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=== Pt. 11 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Ha-ha! Human boys are so inept!}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Whoa! Don't judge all of us by Milhouse! I'm America's favorite bad boy, man!}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
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{{TB|Sorry, where I come from it takes more than riding around on a skateboard and ending sentences with "man" to be considered...}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
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{{TB|Bad."}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Listen, you and I are a lot alike. Between you and me, I LIKE that you tricked us into conjuring up ghoulies.}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|What? Get out of here!}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
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{{TB|I've been known to get into some trickery myself. Check this out!}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Place a Prank Call|4 hours|the [[Spooky Campfire]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Phone}}
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{{TB|Moe's Tavern here.}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Phone}}
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{{TB|Uh, yes, I'm looking for someone, last name Tinkle, first name Ivana...}}
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|Listen up, everybody, Ivana Tinkle!}}
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{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
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{{TB|Just go already!}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Phone}}
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{{TB|Actually, I gave you the wrong last name. It should be Kill-your-family-and-eat-their-souls.}}
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|Correction guys! Ivana Kill-your-family-and-eat-their-souls.}}
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{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|Run everyone! Moe's finally lost it!}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Laughing}}
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{{TB|That was great! It wasn't too dark was it?}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Naw. It was dark, but not as dark as what [[Stewie Griffin|that baby]] from [[Family Guy]] [[The Simpsons Guy|said]].}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 12 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Okay, I have another story.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|C'mon, why do I have to keep reminding you what happens when we tell stories.}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I know what happens. And I want it to happen. M'nthster and I are friends.}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|He's my brother from another Mother-Father.}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Tell a Scary Story|4 hours|the [[Spooky Campfire]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|A vain young man was traveling on a train. Suddenly, he heard shouts coming from the front of the train.}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|Part of the bridge ahead had fallen away. Everyone onboard was doomed.}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|The man in the chair across from him calmly informed the boy that he was a genie and could grant him three wishes.}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|But he only had seconds to make them...}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|The boy quickly replied, "I wish I could get rid of those last ten pounds..."}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|The genie said, "What about all the other passengers on this train."}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|The boy said, "Fine, they can be skinny too! And I never want to age!"}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|And the train plummeted into the ravine.}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|The fire burned the flesh off all the passengers. Car after car of skeletons. The young man's skeleton was put in a museum and labeled, "Young Man from Train Accident."}}
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{{Tapped Out Clockwork Bart Icon|Scary Story}}
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{{TB|Everyone who looked at it came away with the feeling that he was probably an incredible jerk. The end.}}
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{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
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{{TB|Skeletons are now spawning from the campfire!}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
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}}
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=== Pt. 13 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Excellent story! High five!}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Really? I wasn't sure. I was thinking about going vampire but...}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
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{{TB|Stop that! It was perfect.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
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{{TB|I get why Bart would want to be friends with an all-powerful force of evil.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
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{{TB|But why would an Elder-god want to hang out with a 10-year-old boy. Aren't you more mature than that?}}
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{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
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{{TB|Bart is plenty mature. When I won our "longest loogie off the overpass" contest, he was all class.}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Respect, man, that thing was long.}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Plan His Next Prank With M'nthster|4 hours|the [[Spooky Campfire]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{SmoreS|100}}|colspan=2}}
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}}
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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The quest name is a reference to "{{W|The Call of Cthulhu}}" by [[H. P. Lovecraft]].
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Dialogue in Part 8 references "[[The Simpsons Guy]]", specifically where Bart and [[Stewie Griffin]] prank-call Moe, when the latter calls out "Your sister's being raped!". "Ivana Tinkle" is recycled from "[[New Kid on the Block]]".
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Latest revision as of 11:17, July 7, 2024


The Call of the Campfire
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 7
Update: Treehouse of Horror 2015
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Lisa, Bart, Youngsters, Martin, Milhouse
Next quest(s): The Unspeakable
The Very Young Folk Pt. 1

The Call of the Campfire is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Homer Are there too many neck veins on this severed head?
Marge - Scream Agghhhhhh!
Bart and Lisa - Scream Agghhhhhh!
Lisa - Dreamy Oh, Dad's just doing his annual Halloween decorating.
Bart - Happy Everscream Terrors! Every year we have the spookiest house on the block!
Marge - Happy A jack-o-lantern vomiting its own seeds?! Homer, where do you get your ideas?
Homer Other people.
Lisa What if you put beer cans nearby, you know, like that's what made him throw up!
Homer - Serious Lisa, let Daddy take care of the "ideas."
Homer You and Bart can make decorations. We need macaroni skeletons!
Homer - Serious Lots of them.
Task: "Make Lisa do Babyish Busy Work". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart do Babyish Busy Work". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
After starting the jobs
Lisa - Annoyed It's so demeaning! Sending us off to make crafts just to get us out of the way.
Lisa - Smug Still, it's kinda like homework which means I will crush it!
Bart - Happy Awww, these fruit-leather tombstones are turning out so adorable!
Bart - Angry I FREAKING HATE THAT!
After finishing the tasks
Bart - Annoyed Halloween isn't about glitter-glue and pipe cleaners. It's about kids getting together, telling ghost stories and giving each other nightmares.
Bart Also candy.
Lisa - Surprised That's a great idea! We'll gather a bunch of kids and tell ghost stories! Outside, around a campfire!
Bart Oh. I meant vegging out on the couch and watching a bunch of kids do Halloween on TV.
Bart But tell me more about this "outside." It sounds fascinating.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Bart I've found lots of wood for our campfire.
Lisa Wow, it looks really old. Where'd you find it?
Bart There's a bunch of it by the water.
Bart Looks like it used to be part of an old throne or underwater church or gateway to another dimension.
Bart I 'unno. Lotta stuff got ruined when dad blew up the town.
Lisa - Curious It's covered with strange writing. I don't recognize it.
Bart I couldn't read it either, but I just figured it was cursive.
Lisa - Confused Maybe we shouldn't burn mysterious wood we know nothing about.
Bart - Sneaky Should we cut down your precious trees?
Lisa - Embarrassed Well, they're not AS precious to me now that we get 'em free at Springfield Heights, but...
Lisa - Nagging It seems like a lot of sweaty work.
Lisa Let's just pick up more old wood near the water.
If no Beach is owned: Task: "Place Rivers".
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Lisa and Bart Collect Mysterious Driftwood". The job takes place at Beach or River and takes 30 seconds.
If Bart is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Collect Mysterious Driftwood". The job takes place at Beach or River and takes 30 seconds.
Lisa - Curious This wood feels odd.
Lisa - Worried Cold. Like dead hands.
Milhouse - Excited Really? Mine feels hot and smells like brimstone.
Martin Mine is pulsing like a beating heart and oozing blood.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Can we please stop describing things and just throw it on to the pile!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Worried Bart, I think there is something evil about this firewood.
Bart Just because it smells a little and bleeds a little and emits otherworldly moans a little?
Bart - Rolling Eyes I think you're reading too much into this.
Lisa I found this ancient-looking scroll near a big pile of this wood...
Lisa - Curious Look at the drawing: A spiky-headed boy, in a red shirt reading from an ancient-looking scroll...
Lisa - Alarmed ...behind him, a giant tentacled demon rises...
Bart And?
Lisa - Shocked It's you! Look what's in the ancient word-bubble...
Lisa "K'waB'nga"
Bart I don't say that.
Lisa Below that it says, "Eet my C'thorts, man."
Bart - Rolling Eyes More gobbledy-gook.
Lisa - Nagging And below that it says, "Im B'art Th'mpson hu the C'thell R U?"
Bart Okay, I'll admit it's creepy. But we're building a Halloween campfire...
Bart - Happy Creepy is exactly what we want!
Task: "Build the Spooky Campfire". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Bart Tell a Scary Story". The job takes place at the Spooky Campfire and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Gather Around the Spooky Campfire" (x4). The jobs take place at the Spooky Campfire and take 1 minute.
Bart Hoo-kay, for my spooky story I'd like to read off this scroll that Lisa's so scared of...
Lisa - Alarmed No Bart, that's exactly what you shouldn't—
Bart Ah-ah! Listen with your ears, not with your mouth.
Lisa - Nagging I hate when you use teacher-phrases.
Bart - Scary Story Leagues beneath the inky deep, rests the evil and unpronounceable city of R'lyeh.
Bart - Scary Story Therein lies the demon known as...
Bart - Scary Story M'nthster!
Bart - Scary Story Dead but dreaming.
Bart - Scary Story Waiting for the stars to come right.
Bart - Scary Story And for the chosen underachiever to speak the words...
Bart - Scary Story And break the spell which binds him:
Bart - Scary Howl C'thulhu-doodle-dooooooo!
Lisa - Shocked Bart! Stop! You might actually call something forth!
Milhouse - Scared And nobody wants that.
M'nthster I do.
Bart and Milhouse - Scream AGGGGGGHHHHH!
Lisa - Shocked Bart! You fulfilled the prophecy and unleashed a malevolent entity!
Lisa - Smug I'm telling!
Bart - Scared Wh-who are you?
M'nthster I am called... M'nthster.
Bart - Confused Muns-ther?
M'nthster My name cannot be spoken by a human mouth.
M'nthster You need to roll the "r" with your face-tentacles.
Lisa - Curious Mons-terrr?
M'nthster - Facepalm Can we move on? I don't wanna get hung up on this.
Lisa - Nagging What do you want?
M'nthster - Angry I come to make mankind free and wild. To turn him away from law and morality.
M'nthster - Angry I will teach the human new ways to scream and kill and revel in joy. Until all the earth is aflame in a holocaust of ecstasy.
M'nthster That's the plan, anyway. But I'm also gonna occasionally wing it. I don't want to get too scheduled.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart - Scared Well, it's been nice summoning ya but it's getting late so, you know...
Bart Time to get back into the campfire.
M'nthster I'm afraid it's not that easy.
M'nthster Your campfire story about me created a portal, which I used to enter this dimension.
M'nthster But that has since closed.
M'nthster You'll need to tell another creepy tale to create a portal from which I can leave.
Bart - Happy Deal!
Bart Someone tell a ghost story. Something really creepy. We gotta scare tentacle-face back to wherever.
Martin - Happy Ooh! I've prepared a story! I even rehearsed in a mirror!
Martin I practically scared myself.
Bart - Laughing If I saw what you see in the mirror, I'd be scared too.
Task: "Build the Springfield Library".
Task: "Make Martin Tell a Scary Story". The job takes place at the Spooky Campfire and takes 4 hours.
Wizard Martin - Scary Story A young woman visited her blind grandfather who had moved into a new apartment.
Wizard Martin - Scary Story He complained bitterly.
Wizard Martin - Scary Old Man "The nightclub next door keeps me up with music and laughter..."
Wizard Martin - Scary Old Man "And drunken shuffling, up and down the street, sometimes right by my door..."
Wizard Martin - Scary Old Man "Then, every night at 2:22 in the morning..."
Wizard Martin - Scary Old Man "... They start screaming..."
Wizard Martin - Scary Old Man "Every night, they scream, and then..."
Wizard Martin - Scary Old Man "Silence."
Wizard Martin - Scary Story And his grand-daughter said...
Wizard Martin - Scary Surprised "O. M. G. Grampa!"
Wizard Martin - Scary Pensive "Right outside your window are the charred remains of a disco that burnt to the ground in, like, the 70's."
Wizard Martin - Scary Pensive "We didn't think you'd mind the crappy view, being blind and what-not..."
Wizard Martin - Scary Pensive "The fire that killed all those people..."
Wizard Martin - Scary Surprised "...started at 2:22 AM!"
Bart - Rolling Eyes That's your story? Undead disco dancers?
Bart Nelson?
Nelson - Grim Already noogy-ing him.
Message Zombies are now spawning from the campfire!
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart - Annoyed Well, Martin, M'nthy is still here. Your disco zombie story wasn't scary enough to open a portal.
M'nthster That's not exactly true...
Milhouse - Scared AGGH! Disco Zombies!
Bart Huh. In person, they actually are pretty scary.
Nelson - Happy Zombies are wusses. They squish so easily. See?
Lisa - Nagging That's not a Zombie you squished -- that's Ralph.
Lisa He's just gets Zombie-ish when his blood sugar gets low.
Ralph - Happy Brains. Brains! Or anything else to eat!
Lisa - Embarrassed Look, poor Ralph is hungry. And he doesn't want to eat the defenseless animals. Right, Ralph?
Bart Maybe we should make S'mores first... and THEN squish zombies with extra sugar energy.
Lisa I agree with the plan because...
Lisa - Happy S'mores.
Task: "Send Kids on S'mores Jobs to Spawn Zombies" (x2). The jobs take place at the Spooky Campfire and take 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Event Currency to Unlock 1st Prize".
Task: "Tap Zombies" (x10).
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Annoyed Obviously, M'nthster tricked us.
Lisa - Angry He knew if we told another story we would call forth even more evil into the town.
M'nthster Yeah, I feel bad about that. Tell another story and this time, I swear, I really will leave.
Milhouse - Excited Okay! I've got a scary story!
Lisa - Shocked Milhouse, no! We can't trust him! He is a denizen of the underworld!
Lisa Remember the fable of the Farmer and the Viper?
M'nthster - Happy Hmmm, I don't know that one, how does that go?
Lisa Oh, it's my favorite Aesop's fable! Briefly, it goes like this...
Task: "Make Lisa Accidentally Tell A Scary Story". The job takes place at the Spooky Campfire and takes 4 hours.
Saxophone Lisa - Scary Story A farmer found a viper, coiled and frozen in the snow. The farmer took pity and tucked the poor creature into his coat.
Saxophone Lisa - Scary Story As soon as the viper warmed, he gave the farmer a deadly bite. As the farmer lay dying, he said...
Saxophone Lisa - Scary Story "Tis mine own fault, for I knew twas a viper 'fore I took it to my bosom."
Message Snakes are now spawning from the campfire!
Bart - Confused What the hell kind of farmer talks like that?
M'nthster - Happy Ooh! Lisa wins the scary story contest!
Martin - Angry Oh, come on!
Lisa - Shocked Wait, I wasn't telling a scary story. I was making the point that if we interact with you -- you being an evil trickster -- we shouldn't be surprised when you...
Lisa - Nagging Oh, you tricked me didn't you?
Milhouse - Scared Snakes! They just appeared out of nowhere!
Lisa - Annoyed Of course they did.
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
M'nthster Lisa, I would like to introduce you to my spawn.
Lisa - Surprised I had no idea you had children!
M'nthster Yes, I'm both father and mother to them.
Lisa - Confused Oh! Did something happen to their mother?
M'nthster No, that's just the way my kind reproduces. I mate with myself and--
Lisa - Embarrassed Okay, just keep that vague.
M'nthster I was wondering if you would release my spawn into other Springfields.
Lisa Of course. But I should warn you, I don't know if they're going to be safe there.
M'nthster Oh well. R'lyehian parenting philosophy is "Children should not be seen nor heard."
M'nthster Whereas humans see children as an extension of themselves, we think of our offspring as "someone else's problem."
Lisa - Curious Do you ever think that maybe it's this kind of upbringing that makes you all demonic?
M'nthster Nah, we're depraved from birth.
M'nthster - Happy Anyhoo, have fun giving these to your friends.
Task: "Send Formless Terrors to Other Springfields".
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart I got more haunted driftwood to throw on the fire.
Milhouse I don't think we need it.
Milhouse - Scared Even though it's been burning for hours. The fire hasn't gotten even a little bit smaller.
Bart - Sad I know, it's kind of disturbing.
Bart - Happy But a little more cursed firewood and it will be disturbing and BIG.
Task: "Upgrade the Spooky Campfire".
Lisa - Shocked Bart! You made the campfire bigger!
Lisa - Angry Don't you realize that the more powerful the campfire, the more monsters it will create?
Lisa - Annoyed I'm starting to think you like all the chaos and destruction being released into our town.
Bart That can't be a surprise to you.
Lisa - Nagging Yeah, I realized as I was saying it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Milhouse Okay, the fire is looking big and evil.
Milhouse - Excited Now it's my turn to tell a scary story.
Task: "Make Milhouse Tell a Scary Story". The job takes place at the Spooky Campfire and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Alarmed Milhouse, are you crazy? You know what's going to happen if you tell a monster story.
Radioactive Milhouse - Scary Story I wasn't going to tell a monster story.
Radioactive Milhouse - Scary Story I was gonna tell about the time my mom took me to take pictures with the Easter Bunny at the mall and it really creeped me out.
Bart - Laughing That's not a scary story! It's a story about being scared!
Nelson - Happy You're scared of a bunny?
Radioactive Milhouse - Scary Story Not real bunnies. It was a costume, his eyes were just holes in a giant head. I could see the guy inside. He was chewing gum!
Radioactive Milhouse - Scary Story He told my mom that he liked her shoes and she was wearing Tevas – it was creepy!
Message Bunnies are now spawning from the campfire!
Ralph - Happy Look! Bunny rabbits!
Milhouse - Scared Run!
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart - Rolling Eyes Wow Milhouse, that really sucked.
M'nthster I have to agree.
M'nthster - Sad I have been alive for eons and that was the lamest thing I've ever heard.
Nelson - Sad I would wedgie you but I don't think it would do any good.
Milhouse - Sad Okay, I admit it: I'm ashamed of my cowardice.
Milhouse But shame-shaming me is wrong! Right, Lisa?
Lisa - Curious I dunno, Milhouse, you ran away from bunnies!
Task: "Make Milhouse Hide in Shame". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
M'nthster - Happy Ha-ha! Human boys are so inept!
Bart - Surprised Whoa! Don't judge all of us by Milhouse! I'm America's favorite bad boy, man!
M'nthster Sorry, where I come from it takes more than riding around on a skateboard and ending sentences with "man" to be considered...
M'nthster Bad."
Bart Listen, you and I are a lot alike. Between you and me, I LIKE that you tricked us into conjuring up ghoulies.
M'nthster - Happy What? Get out of here!
Bart - Sneaky I've been known to get into some trickery myself. Check this out!
Task: "Make Bart Place a Prank Call". The job takes place at the Spooky Campfire and takes 4 hours.
Moe - Phone Moe's Tavern here.
Bart - Phone Uh, yes, I'm looking for someone, last name Tinkle, first name Ivana...
Moe Listen up, everybody, Ivana Tinkle!
Barney - Drunk Just go already!
M'nthster - Phone Actually, I gave you the wrong last name. It should be Kill-your-family-and-eat-their-souls.
Moe Correction guys! Ivana Kill-your-family-and-eat-their-souls.
Barney - Scared Run everyone! Moe's finally lost it!
M'nthster - Laughing That was great! It wasn't too dark was it?
Bart Naw. It was dark, but not as dark as what that baby from Family Guy said.
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Okay, I have another story.
Lisa - Annoyed C'mon, why do I have to keep reminding you what happens when we tell stories.
Bart - Happy I know what happens. And I want it to happen. M'nthster and I are friends.
M'nthster - Happy He's my brother from another Mother-Father.
Task: "Make Bart Tell a Scary Story". The job takes place at the Spooky Campfire and takes 4 hours.
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story A vain young man was traveling on a train. Suddenly, he heard shouts coming from the front of the train.
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story Part of the bridge ahead had fallen away. Everyone onboard was doomed.
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story The man in the chair across from him calmly informed the boy that he was a genie and could grant him three wishes.
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story But he only had seconds to make them...
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story The boy quickly replied, "I wish I could get rid of those last ten pounds..."
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story The genie said, "What about all the other passengers on this train."
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story The boy said, "Fine, they can be skinny too! And I never want to age!"
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story And the train plummeted into the ravine.
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story The fire burned the flesh off all the passengers. Car after car of skeletons. The young man's skeleton was put in a museum and labeled, "Young Man from Train Accident."
Clockwork Bart - Scary Story Everyone who looked at it came away with the feeling that he was probably an incredible jerk. The end.
Message Skeletons are now spawning from the campfire!
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
M'nthster - Happy Excellent story! High five!
Bart Really? I wasn't sure. I was thinking about going vampire but...
M'nthster Stop that! It was perfect.
Lisa - Nagging I get why Bart would want to be friends with an all-powerful force of evil.
Lisa - Curious But why would an Elder-god want to hang out with a 10-year-old boy. Aren't you more mature than that?
M'nthster Bart is plenty mature. When I won our "longest loogie off the overpass" contest, he was all class.
Bart Respect, man, that thing was long.
Task: "Make Bart Plan His Next Prank With M'nthster". The job takes place at the Spooky Campfire and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and Tapped Out Smores.png100

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to "The Call of Cthulhu" by H. P. Lovecraft.

Dialogue in Part 8 references "The Simpsons Guy", specifically where Bart and Stewie Griffin prank-call Moe, when the latter calls out "Your sister's being raped!". "Ivana Tinkle" is recycled from "New Kid on the Block".