Difference between revisions of "The Serfsons/Quotes"

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Homer: Water soup again?

[A crow lands on the windowsill. Marge bashes it with her ladle.]

Marge: Now it's crow soup!

Homer: Ooh, I call an eye!

Lisa: Me too!

Bart: Me three!

Marge: And Maggie gets the beak.

[She then gives Maggie the beak.]

Jacqueline: Oh, I've lived a full life. I saw a drawing of an ocean, I watched my daughter marry an ogre.

Homer: I am not an ogre. My father married an ogre after my mother was eaten by a different ogre.

Lisa: Lousy nobles. We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries, where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people. I'm a nice person.

[Homer pokes his father's spider web, when looking for his mother-in-law's]

Grampa: Son, is that you?

Homer: No.

Apu: Take a peasant, leave a peasant.

Jacqueline: I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.

Marge: How are we going to get over these walls?

Treestache: Walls... [Treestaches appear] cannot stop us. The trees will fight with you.

Homer: [while picking up an axe] We will never forget your sacrifice.

Treestache: Sacrifice?

[Scene changes. People is building ladders with the Treestache's wood]

Treestache: [face on a ladder] We could have torn down the castle walls in five minutes.

Homer: [chuckles] Trees can't talk, silly.