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| {{TB|Roger. If you find any cookies, remember what kind they are. We want to bribe Santa with something he really loves.}} | | {{TB|Roger. If you find any cookies, remember what kind they are. We want to bribe Santa with something he really loves.}} |
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| {{TB|Hey! What are you two doing wandering the halls? It's almost Christmas, no goofing off!}} | | {{TB|Hey! What are you two doing wandering the halls? It's almost Christmas, no goofing off!}} |
| {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}} |
| {{TB|Uh, we're hall monitors.}} | | {{TB|Uh, we're hall monitors.}} |
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| {{TB|I'M a hall monitor! The sash is a fleshy outgrowth of my skin. Now get back to work!}} | | {{TB|I'M a hall monitor! The sash is a fleshy outgrowth of my skin. Now get back to work!}} |
| {{THT|Bart(ElfBart) : Make Elf Bart Make Toys Count : 1xTime : __XMAS2014_GameConfig:PresentsGeneratingJobs:Elf_MakeToys_JobDuration__, Location : ToyWorkshopLisa(ElfLisa) : Make Elf Lisa Clock In Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|Bart(ElfBart) : Make Elf Bart Make Toys Count : 1xTime : __XMAS2014_GameConfig:PresentsGeneratingJobs:Elf_MakeToys_JobDuration__, Location : ToyWorkshopLisa(ElfLisa) : Make Elf Lisa Clock In Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome|colspan=2}} |
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| {{TB|No kidding! Jig dancing is awesome. Jig jig jig! Jig jig jig!}} | | {{TB|No kidding! Jig dancing is awesome. Jig jig jig! Jig jig jig!}} |
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| {{TB|You two! The head elf wants to see you. Now!}} | | {{TB|You two! The head elf wants to see you. Now!}} |
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| {{TB|You two are completely messing up our production schedule.}} | | {{TB|You two are completely messing up our production schedule.}} |
| {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out ElfBart Icon}} |
| {{TB|What? I'm cranking out Sergeant Activity dolls like crazy.}} | | {{TB|What? I'm cranking out Sergeant Activity dolls like crazy.}} |
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| {{TB|But with zero quality control. FYI, the head attaches to the neck, not the butt.}} | | {{TB|But with zero quality control. FYI, the head attaches to the neck, not the butt.}} |
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| {{TB|And you, female elf. You've brought our assembly line to a halt with your agonizing over what color to make the pony manes.}} | | {{TB|And you, female elf. You've brought our assembly line to a halt with your agonizing over what color to make the pony manes.}} |
| {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out ElfLisa Icon}} |
| {{TB|But there's so many great glitter choices!}} | | {{TB|But there's so many great glitter choices!}} |
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| {{TB|I'm putting you two on super-low priority jobs. Boy elf, you'll be making toys for a stinker called “Bart Simpson”. And girl elf, you'll be making them for a fusspot called “Lisa”.}} | | {{TB|I'm putting you two on super-low priority jobs. Boy elf, you'll be making toys for a stinker called “Bart Simpson”. And girl elf, you'll be making them for a fusspot called “Lisa”.}} |
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| {{TB|Hmm, I'm not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads.}} | | {{TB|Hmm, I'm not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads.}} |
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| {{TB|Santa! It's terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph's fine, but all of the other reindeer… gone!}} | | {{TB|Santa! It's terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph's fine, but all of the other reindeer… gone!}} |
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| {{TB|Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?!}} | | {{TB|Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?!}} |
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| {{TB|No, sir, not “Olive”, “All of”.}} | | {{TB|No, sir, not “Olive”, “All of”.}} |
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| {{TB|Now, back to my diving practice.}} | | {{TB|Now, back to my diving practice.}} |
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| {{TB|Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list.}} | | {{TB|Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list.}} |
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| {{TB|His handle was Elbarto42. We think he's Russian.}} | | {{TB|His handle was Elbarto42. We think he's Russian.}} |
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| {{TB|Oh, great. Soooo glad we are in this miserable little town instead of the North Pole.}} | | {{TB|Oh, great. Soooo glad we are in this miserable little town instead of the North Pole.}} |
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| {{TB|Does this count as overtime? Because I've already put in way more than my time this season.}} | | {{TB|Does this count as overtime? Because I've already put in way more than my time this season.}} |
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| {{TB|Nobodies like you don't get overtime. Brace your elf; Christmas is coming.}} | | {{TB|Nobodies like you don't get overtime. Brace your elf; Christmas is coming.}} |
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| {{TB|You just lowered my elf-esteem.}} | | {{TB|You just lowered my elf-esteem.}} |
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| {{TB|You're making toys that bring joy to girls and boys. Even without the rhyming, that's pretty good.}} | | {{TB|You're making toys that bring joy to girls and boys. Even without the rhyming, that's pretty good.}} |
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| {{TB|Santa's right! Let's sing hip-hooray and work all night and day.}} | | {{TB|Santa's right! Let's sing hip-hooray and work all night and day.}} |
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| {{TB|Ma'am, I'm afraid this daycare is only for elf babies. We wouldn't want your child to catch elf-pox.}} | | {{TB|Ma'am, I'm afraid this daycare is only for elf babies. We wouldn't want your child to catch elf-pox.}} |
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| {{TB|But the one-eyebrow baby is in there!}} | | {{TB|But the one-eyebrow baby is in there!}} |
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| {{TB|Yes, but he's half-troll.}} | | {{TB|Yes, but he's half-troll.}} |
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| {{TB|…Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen...All shackled up and ready to go. We just need Rudolph.}} | | {{TB|…Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen...All shackled up and ready to go. We just need Rudolph.}} |
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| {{TB|Uh, Santa? Remember how Bart Simpson asked for a python for Christmas?}} | | {{TB|Uh, Santa? Remember how Bart Simpson asked for a python for Christmas?}} |
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| {{TB|And we said no, that's too dangerous, but you said, “Aw, let him have it, maybe we'll get lucky and it'll eat him”.}} | | {{TB|And we said no, that's too dangerous, but you said, “Aw, let him have it, maybe we'll get lucky and it'll eat him”.}} |
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| {{TB|The snake got hungry early.}} | | {{TB|The snake got hungry early.}} |
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Gameplay
The Invasion Is Snow Joke
The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 1
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Once again, our conquest of Earth during their Halloween has failed miserably.
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They think so little of us they didn't even bother to include us in their televised special.
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Why do we always attack on Halloween, anyway? I hate that holiday. So creepy with all the spiders and ghosts.
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Yes, perhaps the Earthlings would be more vulnerable on one of their other holidays. Columbus Day, maybe.
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If we're going to attack on that day, we better hurry. It may not be around for long.
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Build Rigellian Christmas Spaceship (1x)Kang : Make Kang Investigate Other Holidays Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 2
The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3
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Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.
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You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.
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If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.
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And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy.
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Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat.
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No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.
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Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.
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That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman.
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No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!
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Kang : Make Kang Re-Program Funzos Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceshipUnlock Santa Kang Count : 5xTime : 6s, Location : BrownHouse()
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4
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Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.
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Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.
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I don't trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?
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What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.
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Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.
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Kang(SantaKang) : Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays Count : 1xTime : 6sLisa : Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeBart : Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeMake Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos Count : 10xTime : 6s, Location : RigellianChristmasSpaceship()
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 5
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Remember last Christmas you got that science kit, Bart?
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I remember throwing it in the trash on Christmas afternoon.
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Well, I salvaged it. And I've used it to analyze your Robo-Funzo. Your “toy” contains a laser weapon, and a countdown timer labeled “days until beginning conquest of Earth”.
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Oh, my God! And the Robo-Funzos are everywhere. We have to destroy them!
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After I play with them some more. Funzo! Funzo! Funzo!
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Lisa : Make Lisa Prepare to Battle to Save Humanity Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeBart : Make Bart Play With His Robo-Funzo Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : SimpsonHomeCollect RoboFunzos_Tapped (10x)Collect RoboFunzos_Tapped (10x)
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 6
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I can't get anyone to take the Robo-Funzo threat seriously. Our town is doomed!
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I help those who help themselves.
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Jesus Christ?! You're real?!
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Well, we're living in a town reconstituted after my dad blew it up with a nuclear blast. I guess anything is possible.
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Okay, big guy. Smite the aliens with your blasto-powers.
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Oh, I'll be doing something just as important.
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Jesus, why won't you destroy the Robo-Funzos? There's more and more of them.
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That is your task. I am the Prince of Peace.
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Looking at the tags on this furniture, I'd also say you're the “Prince of High Prices”.
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Build Jesus' Carpentry Shop (1x)Collect CandyCaneFencing_TotalCrafted (1x)Collect CandyCaneFencing_TotalCrafted (1x)Collect RoboFunzos_Tapped (10x)Collect RoboFunzos_Tapped (10x)
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 7
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I think the Robo-Funzos might know we're onto their scheme, Bart. They're activating weapons and marching toward us.
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If I live, it'll make a great college application essay.
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I've something that may help, ahoyvin. I call it the Re-Gifting Machine! It uses electromagnetic pulses to over-load the Robo-Funzos' circuitry.
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After which you can re-gift the non-functional Funzos or toss them in church toy drives for under-privileged Shelbyvillians.
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Build Re-Gifting Machine (1x)Lisa : Have Lisa Think of the Shelbyville Children Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : SimpsonHome
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 8
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It looks like the Re-Gifting Machine is a rousing scientific success! With the prize nominations and the university tenuuurrre!
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That's great. Now, if we can just find something else for Lisa to worry about.
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We have to help the other Springfields. Robo-Funzos have started taking over their towns, too!
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And there you have it.
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Collect RoboFunzo_Tapped_Friend (3x)Collect RoboFunzo_Tapped_Friend (3x)
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 9
The Birth of a Notion
The Birth of a Notion Pt. 1
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Behold, I have come, your tentacled messiah. Happy Morphistic Quiznox indeed!
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Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you.
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Not now, Mother, I have to spread the good word…about conquering all other creatures in the universe.
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First, though, I'm hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father?
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In that case, bad news…
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JRigellianChrist : Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Manger
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The Birth of a Notion Pt. 2
The Birth of a Notion Pt. 3
The Birth of a Notion Pt. 4
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Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not.
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Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human “Internet”, a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures.
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Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian “dirty magazines”.
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But first, you'll have to set up Wi-Fi.
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Shouldn't be hard. After all, I am the Son of Cthulhu.
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The Birth of a Notion Pt. 5
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Finally, I finished setting up the Wi-Fi. That's thirty hours of my life I won't get back. Luckily, I'm immortal.
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What do people think of your MyTube channel?
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They left some pretty nasty comments! They're calling me a patriarchal oppressor.
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Inaccurate! Our species is a matriarchy. The females inject their eggs into the males' abdomens, where they hatch and feed on the organs.
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I'll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I'm sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion.
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Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I'm going to be in a bad mood.
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JRigellianChrist : Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet Count : 1xTime : 8h
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow
That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 1
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I, the former Zen priestess, have been reincarnated! But where?
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According to the laws of Karma, if I was good in my last life, I will be rewarded in this one.
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Apparently I came back to Springfield.
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Whatever I did in my past life must have been really bad.
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Oh, now I remember. I was making out with Montgomery Burns. So really, REALLY bad.
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Lyla : Make Lyla Zen Out Count : 1xTime : 8hBurns : Make Burns Search for His Lost Love Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ThePeakInn
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 2
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Why have I been reincarnated as myself with all my memories in Springfield? I'm supposed to come back as something different. Like a cat.
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You have unfinished business. You died before you could experience the passions of love with…Montgomery Burns.
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Yuk.
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Only when you have sated your feminine fleshly desires can you escape the cycle of the time and achieve Nirvana.
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I'd still rather be a cat.
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Lyla : Make Lyla Repress Inner Desires Count : 1xTime : 4hBurns : Make Burns Sense Love Is Near Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location: BurnsHomes
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 3
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Maybe I should listen to Buddha, abandon my priestly chastity, and surrender to the temptations of the flesh.
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After all, Buddha is Enlightened. That's sort of like having a Ph.D in Psychology.
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I'll have to ask the ladies for advice about achieving earthly pleasure, though.
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Well don't ask me, ‘cause Kirk ain't delivering! Oh, snap!
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Lyla : Make Lyla Explore Her French Sensuality Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ThePeakInnMake Springfield Ladies Complain About Their Sex Lives Count : 3xTime : 4h, Location : ThePeakInn()
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 4
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Montgomery Burns, I have come for you!
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You'll never take me alive! I'll blow the nuclear plant sky high and take everyone with me! Oh, it's you Lyla.
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You're not freaked out that I've returned from the afterlife?
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Eh, coming back from death happens to me pretty much every week.
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Then let's achieve our own Earthly paradise. Kiss me with those blue lips, you wrinkled stickbag!
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Lyla : Make Lyla Share a Night of Passion Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ThePeakInnBurns : Make Burns Enjoy a Night of Passion Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ThePeakInn
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 5
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Oh, sweet Lyla, what a magical night of love. I've never been so satisfied.
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And you, my precious. Did you discover the joys of fleshly passion?
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Kind of.
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Shall we do it again tonight, honeysuckle?
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I'll get back to you.
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Lyla : Make Lyla Try to Escape the Cycle of Time Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ThePeakInnBurns : Make Burns Swoon Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ThePeakInn
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner
Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 1
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I have come to Springfield to fight a mighty demon, hideous and hugely fat.
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Yep, that's him there, cramming his face with pork chops.
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Hey, dude, can you use one of those extra arms to pass the gravy?
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Wow. What a water buffalo. I've never seen anything like it, and I've been around for 4.3 million years.
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Shiva : Make Shiva Admire Homer Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : Kwik-E-MartHomer : Make Homer Gorge Count : 1xTime : 6s, Location : Kwik-E-Mart
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 2
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Homer, you are such an impressive and noble demon, I want to grant you a gift -- anything you want.
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I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth -- I'd rather eat the gift horse -- but what's in it for you?
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I want to make a new friend. My wife's always saying I should get off the sofa and meet people.
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Your wife and mine must've gone to the same college: Nag U.
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Very amusing, demon! Now, choose your gift!
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Homer : Make Homer Choose His Gift Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : Kwik-E-MartShiva : Make Shiva Balance Consciousness Count : 1xTime : 4h
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 3
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So, Homer, have you chosen the boon you wish to receive?
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I want anyone I put my hand on to turn into food.
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Weird, but sure. Tathaastu! It is done.
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Great. Now to try it out on a nice juicy overlord…
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Why are you looking at me like I'm a pork chop? I'm getting the Delhi out of here!
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Stupid delicious Shiva, where are you?
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 4
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Apu, have you seen Lord Shiva? I want to put my hand on his head and turn him into food.
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Hope you're cool with that.
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Well, He is one of the three primal Lords of the Cosmos, but on the other hand, you're a valued customer.
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I shouldn't tell you this, but if you want to summon Shiva, all you have to do is this little dance.
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Oh, not Bollywood!
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Apu : Make Apu Teach Homer a Dance Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : Kwik-E-MartHomer : Make Homer Dance Like a Bollywood Star Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : Kwik-E-Mart
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 5
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Come on, Apu, I've been doing this dance for hours and it still hasn't summoned Shiva. I'm starving.
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Okay to finish the dance, spin around and put your hand on your head.
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Great, just like this… D'oh!
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Shiva, you can come out now. Homer has turned himself into food. Hot dogs, actually.
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Lesson learned: never grant a demon a boon.
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You might have saved yourself some hassle if you'd read the “Story of Bhasmasura”.
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Shiva : Make Shiva Run the World Count : 1xTime : 8hApu : Make Apu Work an 8hr Shift Count : 1xTime : 28800, Location : KwikEMartHomer : Make Homer Try to Eat Himself Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : Kwik-E-Mart
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Reward : 200 money 20 XP
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O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum
O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 1
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Good news, Ralphie. You got the part of a Christmas tree in the school play.
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I know you wanted to be the Sugar Plum Fairy, but for that you have to hold in your pee for fifteen minutes.
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Yay! If I'm a tree, everyone will hang candy canes on me.
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Hey, that's right! This is going to be great. Now, let's decorate your costume.
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I want glitter. It tastes the best.
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Ralph(ChristmasTreeRalph) : Make Christmas Tree Ralph Glitter Bomb Himself Count : 1xTime : 4h
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 2
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I have twinkles!
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Ralphie! Come back here! I didn't finish putting all the sparkles on the costume.
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Stars twinkle, too! I'm going into outer space! Whee-oo whee-oo!
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Ralphie! You know stars don't wear boas! Come back here!
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Ralph(ChristmasTreeRalph) : Make Christmas Tree Ralph Rocket Into Space Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WiggumHouseWiggum : Make Chief Wiggum Chase After Ralph Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : WiggumHouse
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 3
O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 4
O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 5
To Thine Own Elf Be True
To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 1
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Hey, Lis -- Sky Finger turned us into elves. Wow, I actually have long skinny toes that curl all the way back in my curly-toe boots.
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Now to sneak into the North Pole and see what Santa is bringing us for Christmas.
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Bart, that's the ultimate naughtiness. I'm going to stay here and spin candy canes, or whatever it is elves do.
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Don't want to know if you're getting a pony this year?
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Well…maybe I should find out…in case I need to come up with a name.
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Bart(ElfBart) : Make Elf Bart Prep to Sneak Into Santa's House Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHomeLisa(ElfLisa) : Make Elf Lisa Come up With Pony Names Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 2
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We're in the North Pole, Lis! You scan the computers for a nice/naughty list, I'll check the warehouses for presents labeled us.
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Roger. If you find any cookies, remember what kind they are. We want to bribe Santa with something he really loves.
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Hey! What are you two doing wandering the halls? It's almost Christmas, no goofing off!
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Uh, we're hall monitors.
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I'M a hall monitor! The sash is a fleshy outgrowth of my skin. Now get back to work!
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Bart(ElfBart) : Make Elf Bart Make Toys Count : 1xTime : __XMAS2014_GameConfig:PresentsGeneratingJobs:Elf_MakeToys_JobDuration__, Location : ToyWorkshopLisa(ElfLisa) : Make Elf Lisa Clock In Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 3
To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 4
To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 5
Joy to the Weird
Joy to the Weird Pt. 1
Joy to the Weird Pt. 2
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Enough sulking! I'll disguise my holy essence and go among the people. I'll find out what they're doing instead of celebrating my birthday.
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Hello, good tavern keeper. How are you spending the holiday?
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I'm remembering all my failed relationships. Then as a treat I'll either hang myself in the basement or stick my head in the oven.
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Whoa, don't do that! It's a mortal sin! Isn't there one family in this town who will take you in tonight?
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Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything.
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JesusChrist : Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SimpsonHome, needs Moe
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 3
Joy to the Weird Pt. 4
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Lisa, what are you doing to celebrate Christmas? I ask as an apparently regular guy who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.
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I'm praying for good will and peace among the people of the world.
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Oh! That sounds wonderfully me-ish. I mean, Christian.
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I'm Buddhist.
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Okay. But suppose Jesus appeared right here in front of you right now? That'd have to change your mind, right?
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I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December.
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JesusChrist : Make Jesus Sulk Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : HeavenlySwingSet
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 5
Let's Take a Pole: North or South?
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Kang, I have finally finished a North Pole for you to play Santa in. There are many sappy human movies that imply this place is a source of “magic”.
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And it is true! I can feel it in my bones! Well, not bones, more like our series of fluid-filled sacs, but you get the idea! Thank you, Kodos.
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Well, go ahead! Try it out!
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Kodos : Make Kodos Enjoy the North Pole Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : RigellianNorthPole
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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The War on Christmas
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Ah, this old sleigh. Takes me back to 1942, when Abe Simpson shot me down over the Pacific.
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We had to cobble this thing together so you could finish Christmas.
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Abe, how about joining me in a glass of eggnog for old times sake?
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No way. Last time I went drinking with you, I woke up naked and on my forehead someone had written “I lick elf bells”.
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A Rocky Relationship
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An Alaskan version of Moe's Tavern? Who looks at my bar and thinks, “I should copy that”?
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I mean, I love my bar, but only because I have to. You can divorce a wife, but you can't divorce a career.
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Maybe I'll take a look in Eski-Moe's, see what's up with those Alaskaholics.
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Drinks with ice?! I can't afford that in the lower 48. If people ask me for booze on the rocks, what they get is rocks.
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Moe : Make Moe Try a Drink at Eski-Moe's Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : EskiMoes
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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The Promised Land
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Ah, my boy! They finally finished building our holiday feasting place.
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Yeah, what would Jews do on Christmas if it weren't for Chinese restaurants? And what would Chinese restaurants do if it weren't for Jews?
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Let the gentiles eat their holiday gooses. I'm gonna get tso deep into some General Tso's chicken!
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Krusty : Make Krusty Enjoy a Meal Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ChineseRestaurant
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Unstable Stable
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Oh, my stars! It's the Bethlehem stable that Jesus was born in! Boys, come over here and climb in the manger. I want to get a photo for Facelook.
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But I'll get fleas!
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Fleas that bit little Jesus.
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Forget what I said about the Vatican, those are the REAL holy parasites.
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Chestnuts Roasting on a Tire Fire
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It's nice that Mayor Quimby made the Springfield Tire Fire look festive, but isn't he just trying to distract us from the fact that he still hasn't put it out?
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Oh, honey, I would never fall for such an obvious trick.
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Who wants s'mores? I'm handing out free marshmallows.
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Ooh, ooh, me! Throw another couple tires on the fire!
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Homer : Make Homer Enjoy S'mores Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : SpringfieldTireyard
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Krusty's Kristmas Makes a Komeback
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Now opening: a festive holiday show to put you in the Christmas spirit.
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No kid will be able to say no. So make sure you charge them double.
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Krusty, surely you are not Scrooging?! This arena should bring holiday cheer, not jeers!
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"Cheer" doesn't buy fresh tiger milk, and that's the only thing that soothes my shaving rash.
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Now, get on your skates. You're on in five!
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Krusty : Make Krusty Prepare for a Show Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : KrustysKristmasOnIce
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Jesus Christ, Alien Superstar
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Aw, Mom. You got all dressed up for my birthday!
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Don't get too excited. Human Christmas happens to coincide with the Festival of the Morphistic Quiznox.
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What does that celebrate?
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No one is sure, but we celebrate it by choosing a sacrifice and tearing his tentacles off one by one.
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So, it must be something pretty wonderful.
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Third-Eye Watchtower
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Thank you, Jack Frost, for supplying the Belief System League with this wonderful Watchtower. Now we really can keep an eye on people!
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But how did you have the money for this thing? It's top-of-the-line tech!
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Got it cheap at an estate sale. Remember that dude Sauron? Well, he don't need no all-seeing eye no more.
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Actually, they're selling off everything in Mordor dirt-cheap.
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Really? Maybe I'll go grab some orcs. They couldn't complain any more than elves.
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Make a B.S. Leaguer Set up the Watchtower Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : RadiantBSStation(Shiva SantaClaus GautamaBuddha JackFrost JesusChrist DrHibbert RabbiKrustofsky )
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Sutrageous Fortune
Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 1
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Lisa, you are a special little girl and a worthy acolyte. I have come to give you a lesson in dharma.
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Wow, a private lesson from Buddha! Hear that Bart?
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Big deal. I've got a math tutor. When he comes over all we do is play video games.
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It's a beautiful day, so let's start with a mimosa brunch. Om Mani Padme Yum!
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GautamaBuddha : Make Buddha Have Brunch With Unlimited Mimosas Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : MoesTavernLisa : Make Lisa Eat Vegan Tofu Count : 1xTime : 1h, Location : MoesTavern
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 2
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I feel revitalized! Poached eggs with pancetta? That's what I call a sangha, or community, of flavors.
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I've colored every placemat in the restaurant. When does my lesson start?
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Soon. But first, a visit to Mother Jeong-ja's Nail Salon. Om Mani-Pedi, Mum.
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GautamaBuddha : Make Buddha Get His Nails Done Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : JakesUnisexLisa : Make Lisa Read Salon Magazines Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : JakesUnisex
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 3
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Lisa, before we start our lesson, I need to get some new clothes. All I have is my heavy winter robes. I need something summery and enlightened.
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I guess we could stop at Costington's Big and Tall Store.
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You know what I'd like? A lovely crushed velour suit in dark purple. Om Multi-Pleated Plum.
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GautamaBuddha : Make Buddha Splurge on Clothes Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouseLisa : Make Lisa Be Dubious About This Behavior Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouse
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 4
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Now, who would know where to find a good massage therapist around here?
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I just got my massage license. XXX, like my moonshine.
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Sounds perfect. Knead the way!
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GautamaBuddha : Make Buddha Get His Knots Worked Out Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouseLisa : Make Lisa Fidget Annoyingly Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouse
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 5
A Touch of Ice-Solation
A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 1
A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 2
A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 3
A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 4
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You don't like private eyes, do you Chief Wiggum?
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Us cops do things by the book. You can't even read.
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It's not my fault pixie school stops at grade two. Say, can I borrow your donut?
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Wow, you're making pictures out of the frosting. Nice!
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You're all right, Jack Frost. But do me a favor...no more private eye stuff. And can you frost these donuts, too?
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JackFrost : Make Jack Frost Decorate Donuts Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : BrownHouse
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 5
Angels We Have Heard While High
Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 1
Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 2
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Otto, is there anything you can do to get your conductor job back?
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I have to prove I can teach a little kid to believe in Christmas again.
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We can help! Bart's totally cynical, but I bet we can convince him that Christmas is real.
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Otto(ConductorOtto) : Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Sadness Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : ColdTrain
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 3
Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 4
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Okay. To convince a kid that Christmas is real, we just have to get him on the Arctic Hypertrain.
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I just wish the train wasn't coal-powered.
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I would think people at the North Pole would be more concerned about global warming.
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Oh, I can turn the train green. We just use a certain kind of green fuel.
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But don't breathe the fumes, little dudes. Leave that to me.
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Otto(ConductorOtto) : Make Conductor Otto Stoke the Arctic Hypertrain's Engine Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : ColdTrainLisa : Make Lisa Ride the Arctic Hypertrain Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ColdTrainBart : Make Bart Ride the Arctic Hypertrain Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ColdTrain
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 5
Kwanzaa Talk About It?
Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 1
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Hey, Dr. Hibbert, are you working this holiday? There's a good chance I'll get a turkey drumstick caught in my throat again.
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Sorry. This year I'm the Spirit of Kwanzaa.
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Kwhat-za?
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It's a holiday that celebrates African heritage. There are seven principles, and the first is “umoja”, or community unity.
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Oh, that's like when everyone in the community comes together to pull turkey drumsticks out of my throat.
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DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa Count : 1xTime : 1hHomer : Make Homer Learn the Lesson of Umoja Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice
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Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 2
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The next principle of Kwanzaa is “kujichagulia”, or self-determination. It instills resilience when meeting adversity.
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So, like how I shouldn't give up on eating fruit-cakes, even though they taste weird and nobody likes them?
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Less thinking about preserved fruit, more thinking about oppression.
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This cake oppresses me, but I will overcome.
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DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa Count : 1xTime : 1hHomer : Make Homer Eat With Kujichagulia Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 3
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Homer, are you enjoying learning about Kwanzaa?
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There's nothing I'd rather do until Moe's bar opens.
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Today's principles are about community: “ujima”, or collective responsibility, and “ujamaa”, cooperative economics.
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Like how it's the community's responsibility for my high cholesterol, and they cooperate in paying for the heart bypass.
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This is about a different community. One that you're not a part of.
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Is this the “No-Homers” club again?
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DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa Count : 1xTime : 1hHomer : Make Homer Re-Live Traumatic Memories Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 4
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Homer, are you going to follow me around all week?
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But I want to learn about Kwanzaa. It's either that or go home for the holidays – and Patty and Selma are there!
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Fine. Today's principles are “nia”, or purpose, and “kuumba”, or creativity. Do what you do best in your own unique way. It will instill self-worth.
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Like how I'm the best at drinking!
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I have to admit, I don't see any other way you're going to find self-worth.
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DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa Count : 1xTime : 1hHomer : Make Homer Be the Best at Drinking Beer Count : 1xTime : 60m, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 5
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O.K., Homer, you stuck with it enough to learn the most important principle of all – “imani”, or faith.
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Like faith that the New England Patriots will always win no matter how far down they are at halftime?
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Well, kind of. It means faith that we African-Americans will be able to survive and thrive in American society.
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In your analogy, we're the Patriots.
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That explains why most of America hates you. Dr. Hibbert, I'm glad you taught me about Kwanzaa. What can I do for you?
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Just once, don't electrocute yourself on your own Christmas lights.
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DrHibbert(KwanzaaDrHibbert) : Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Celebrate Kwanzaa All Night Count : 1xTime : 8hHomer : Make Homer Stay Woke Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : DrHibbertFamilyPractice
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Reward : 200 money 20 XP
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Kris-Cross
Kris-Cross Pt. 1
Kris-Cross Pt. 2
Kris-Cross Pt. 3
Kris-Cross Pt. 4
Kris-Cross Pt. 5
Claus-Et Homemaker
Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 1
Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 2
Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 3
Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 4
Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 5
Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses
Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 1
Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 2
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Hmm, I'm not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads.
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Santa! It's terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph's fine, but all of the other reindeer… gone!
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Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?!
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No, sir, not “Olive”, “All of”.
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Stop babbling! What do you mean, “not Olive, Olive”? Let's get looking!
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SantaClaus : Make Santa Claus Find Missing Reindeer Count : 1xTime : 4h
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 3
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Well, we never found Olive the other reindeer. But we got all of the other reindeer back.
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Now, back to my diving practice.
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Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list.
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His handle was Elbarto42. We think he's Russian.
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So I have to go classify all the kids again?! *sighs* Hand me my red pen.
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SantaClaus : Make Santa Claus Make His List and Check It Thrice Count : 1xTime : 8h
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 4
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Okay, got all the bad kids back on the naughty list. Now to try the reverse somersault pike again. Last time I split my speedo crotch.
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Santa! Jack Frost insult me. Call me “Abdominable Snowman”.
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I thought you liked being called Abominable.
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Yes. Me Abominable. But you say “Abdominable”. You mean me fat!
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Oh brother, it's Crummy versus Dummy.
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SantaClaus : Make Santa Claus Mediate Count : 1xTime : 4h
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 5
Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions
Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions Pt. 1
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Oh, great. Soooo glad we are in this miserable little town instead of the North Pole.
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Does this count as overtime? Because I've already put in way more than my time this season.
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Nobodies like you don't get overtime. Brace your elf; Christmas is coming.
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You just lowered my elf-esteem.
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WorkerElves : Make the Worker Elves Toil Long Hours Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : BrownHouse
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions Pt. 2
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Worker elves, what's with the sad faces?
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You're making toys that bring joy to girls and boys. Even without the rhyming, that's pretty good.
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Santa's right! Let's sing hip-hooray and work all night and day.
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And Saturday and Sunday. And the next weekend, that would be great. And the next. Don't stop singing now.
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WorkerElves : Make the Worker Elves Happily Make Toys Count : 1xTime : 4h
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Reward : 200 money 20 XP
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Time to Toy Around
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Hooray, Kodos! Now we have our OWN version of the OSHA-violating toy workshop.
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Hurry! Have them craft some cheap plastic toys that I'll get tired of in two minutes, throw away, and then pollute the oceans with!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Kang : Make Kang Make Cheap Toys Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : RigellianChristmasToyWorkshop
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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On Thin Ice
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Ooo, it's one of those perilous oblongs of ice that the humans enjoy breaking tailbones on. Let's go skating!
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With eight tentacles, the skate rental will kill you.
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I don't want to go on the ice, I merely want to hold eight cups of cocoa.
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You know, sometimes I regret bringing you to Earth.
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Kodos : Make Kodos Hang Out at the Ice Rink Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : IceSkatingRink
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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The Cabin in the Redneck Woods
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Ooh, lookie this! A cabin what's all Christmasy-sparkley and new, and don't smell of possum chitlins.
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I'm worried, Cletus. What's wrong with the floor?
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It's made of wood, not dirt.
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Too fancy for us, Cletus. Must be where them bears that got Goldilocks lives.
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Cletus : Make Cletus Investigate the Christmas Cabin Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : ChristmasCabin
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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All Presents and Accounted for
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Look, Lis! Santa's house, right here in Springfield. Wonder why.
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Guess he got a good deal. Our real estate prices have reached a new low: sub-Staten Island landfill.
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Hey, how about we go inside and tidy it up for him? That's bound to solve any naughty list problems I might be having.
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And if you find any spare toys lying around...
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Why, leave them right there. But make sure he knows what a good boy am I.
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Bart : Make Bart Tidy Santa's House Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SantasHouseLisa : Make Lisa Keep an Eye on Bart Count : 1xTime : 8h, Location : SantasHouse
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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The Gingerbread House on Lollipop Lane
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Ooh, a Gingerbread house!
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But what if it's owned by a witch who wants to fatten me up and eat me? That's a big issue with holiday-themed food houses.
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Fatten you up? You already can't fit through the door.
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If she tried to eat you, she'd die of cholesterol poisoning.
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In that case, I've got nothing to worry about. Love how you enable my gorging, son.
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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It's Snow Trouble
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Snowmen security guards? What's next? Sand castle bus drivers?
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Try to pretend you care about diversity. They're called “Heat-challenged Yard Figurines”.
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Actually, I respect anyone who has a carrot for a nose.
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If I could, I'd have hamburgers for ears.
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Ginger Bread and Loving It
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Look, Homie! Our house is made of gingerbread. Isn't it pretty?
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It's certainly going to save a lot of time on midnight snacking.
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Are you saying this could be a bad idea?
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The Hindenburg was a “bad idea”. This is a disaster.
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Nay Care Day Care
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Look, Maggie! A brand-new daycare for you, with a slide that goes through the door!
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Ma'am, I'm afraid this daycare is only for elf babies. We wouldn't want your child to catch elf-pox.
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But the one-eyebrow baby is in there!
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Yes, but he's half-troll.
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That explains why they served billy goats gruff at his birthday party.
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Snakes on a Sleigh
'Twas the Night Before Scratch-Mas
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The kids are all getting presents from Santa, but he never brings me anything.
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If you are looking to get something for nothing in this festive season, try my new holiday Scratch-R for a mere $4.99.
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If you believe in Santa, maybe you'll believe it's a good use of your money.
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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Fixer Upper Fortress
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Ah, the Fortress of Lonelitude. The perfect place to hide my superior brain and morbidly obese body from the world.
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From its dark depths, I shall launch tweet storm after tweet storm.
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But you have leveled up from bachelorhood, husband.
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Great Scott, you're right! Now it's a Fortress of Lovelitude!
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In which case, you need to do some redecorating.
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CBGuy : Make Comic Book Guy Update the Fortress Count : 1xTime : 4h, Location : FortressOfLonelitude
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Reward : 100 money 10 XP
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