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:'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system. | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[laughing]'' Penal. | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''[laughing]'' Penal. | ||
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School is Hell
- Principal Skinner: There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system.
- Bart: [laughing] Penal.
- Principal Skinner: Stop laughing! I said "penal," not "penile."
- Bart: [laughing] Penile
- Principal Skinner: It's not like you made me say "penis"!
- Bart: [laughing]
- Hellroads teacher: Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker.
- Bart: [gasps] This has never happened before... I have a crush on my teacher!
- Hellroads teacher: Down here, we can make that happen.
- Hellroads teacher: Now, students, it's final exam day, and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass.
- Hellroads student: Torture?
- Hellroads: [sighs] Uh, Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you.
- Beelzebart: Homer? That-That's my dad. I can't hurt him.
- Homer: No, boy. I want you to do it.
- Beelzebart: What? Why?
- Homer: Bart, you went to Hell and came back a winner, like Jesus. Now, come on, boy.
- Beelzebart: Pull me apart like string cheese.
- [strikes Homer] Homer: D'oh! D'oh! [shrieks]
A Clockwork Yellow
- Dum: Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird, and she wants me to give up the glug life.
- Moog: Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future could you have without your truest lunos by your side?
- Dum's wife: Dum got a job at the Tower of London as a Beefeater!
- Dum: I hope it's what I think it is.
