Difference between revisions of "Skinner's Sense of Snow/Quotes"
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:'''[[Nelson]]:''' ''[after Skinner's film burns]'' Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD. | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' ''[after Skinner's film burns]'' Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD. | ||
:'''[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]:''' This ''is'' a DVD! | :'''[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]:''' This ''is'' a DVD! | ||
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:'''Bart:''' Oh no, we're snowed in! | :'''Bart:''' Oh no, we're snowed in! | ||
:'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! | :'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! | ||
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "We're going to miss [[Christmas]]! | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "We're going to miss [[Christmas]]! | ||
− | + | :'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! | |
:'''Skinner:''' I fixed the DVD! | :'''Skinner:''' I fixed the DVD! | ||
:'''Kids:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! | :'''Kids:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! | ||
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− | :'' | + | :''[Homer hallucinates belly dancing women who serve him]'' |
− | :'''Homer:'''Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose! | + | :'''Homer:''' Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose! |
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:'''Camel:''' Aah! Homer, Homer! | :'''Camel:''' Aah! Homer, Homer! | ||
− | + | :''[In real life where Ned wakes up Homer]'' | |
− | :'''Ned:'''Homer wake up the car is filling up with.. | + | :'''Ned:''' Homer wake up the car is filling up with..''[he is interrupted]'' |
:'''Homer:''' I know, ranch dressing! | :'''Homer:''' I know, ranch dressing! | ||
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- Bart: [reading his permanent record] "An under achiever and proud of it." How old is this book?
- Nelson: [after Skinner's film burns] Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD.
- Skinner: This is a DVD!
- [a disc falls out of the projector]
- Bart: Oh no, we're snowed in!
- Kids: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
- Milhouse: "We're going to miss Christmas!
- Kids: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
- Skinner: I fixed the DVD!
- Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
- [Nelson throws his relish against the wall]
- Skinner: If you don't eat your relish, you're not getting any mayonnaise.
- Skinner: Defying orders, eh? Well I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage, too.
- Groundskeeper Willie: [taking umbrage] That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around--I quit!
- [Homer hallucinates belly dancing women who serve him]
- Homer: Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose!
- [The women shoot the hose at Homer's mouth]
- Camel: Aah! Homer, Homer!
- [In real life where Ned wakes up Homer]
- Ned: Homer wake up the car is filling up with..[he is interrupted]
- Homer: I know, ranch dressing!