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Difference between revisions of "Skinner's Sense of Snow/Quotes"

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:'''[[Nelson]]:''' ''[after Skinner's film burns]'' Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD.
 
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' ''[after Skinner's film burns]'' Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD.
 
:'''[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]:''' This ''is'' a DVD!
 
:'''[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]:''' This ''is'' a DVD!
:''(a disc falls out of the projector)''
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:''[a disc falls out of the projector]''
 
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:'''Bart:''' Oh no, we're snowed in!
 
:'''Bart:''' Oh no, we're snowed in!
 
:'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
 
:'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
 
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "We're going to miss [[Christmas]]!
 
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "We're going to miss [[Christmas]]!
;:'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
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:'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
 
:'''Skinner:''' I fixed the DVD!
 
:'''Skinner:''' I fixed the DVD!
 
:'''Kids:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
:'''Kids:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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:''(Homer hallucinates of belly dancing women who serve him)
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:''[Homer hallucinates belly dancing women who serve him]''
:'''Homer:'''Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose!
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:'''Homer:''' Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose!
(The women shoot the hose at Homer's mouth)
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:''[The women shoot the hose at Homer's mouth]''
 
:'''Camel:''' Aah! Homer, Homer!
 
:'''Camel:''' Aah! Homer, Homer!
(In real life where Ned wakes up Homer)
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:''[In real life where Ned wakes up Homer]''
:'''Ned:'''Homer wake up the car is filling up with..(he is interrupted)
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:'''Ned:''' Homer wake up the car is filling up with..''[he is interrupted]''
 
:'''Homer:''' I know, ranch dressing!
 
:'''Homer:''' I know, ranch dressing!
 
{{Season 12|Q}}
 
{{Season 12|Q}}

Revision as of 21:08, August 26, 2014


Season 12 Episode Quotes
255 "The Great Money Caper"
256
"Skinner's Sense of Snow"
"HOMЯ" 257


Bart: [reading his permanent record] "An under achiever and proud of it." How old is this book?

Nelson: [after Skinner's film burns] Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD.
Skinner: This is a DVD!
[a disc falls out of the projector]

Bart: Oh no, we're snowed in!
Kids: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Milhouse: "We're going to miss Christmas!
Kids: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Skinner: I fixed the DVD!
Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Nelson throws his relish against the wall]
Skinner: If you don't eat your relish, you're not getting any mayonnaise.

Skinner: Defying orders, eh? Well I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage, too.
Groundskeeper Willie: [taking umbrage] That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around--I quit!

[Homer hallucinates belly dancing women who serve him]
Homer: Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose!
[The women shoot the hose at Homer's mouth]
Camel: Aah! Homer, Homer!
[In real life where Ned wakes up Homer]
Ned: Homer wake up the car is filling up with..[he is interrupted]
Homer: I know, ranch dressing!
Season 12 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XI A Tale of Two Springfields Insane Clown Poppy Lisa the Tree Hugger Homer vs. Dignity The Computer Wore Menace Shoes The Great Money Caper Skinner's Sense of Snow HOMЯ Pokey Mom Worst Episode Ever Tennis the Menace Day of the Jackanapes New Kids on the Blecch Hungry, Hungry Homer Bye, Bye, Nerdie Simpson Safari Trilogy of Error I'm Goin' to Praiseland Children of a Lesser Clod Simpsons Tall Tales