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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters content update is the fiftieth-third content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It is include the Stonecutters to Tapped Out. it was released on June 3, 2014. It is also give users who missed Nighthawk Diner a new chance to buy it for 15,000.

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message Number 1 Let’s all get drunk and play ping pong! Number 2 60 Who decides who gets shingles? We do! Number 5 Who holds the carrot and the stick? We do! File:Number 11.png Number 11 Who knows where my teeth are now? I don’t! Number 12 Who always gets free upsized meals ? We do! Number 14 Who keeps Springfield off the map? We do! Number 21 Who keeps Springfield beer kegs filled? We do! Number 22 Who wire taps the NSA? We do! Number 29 Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! Number 36 Who makes sure the rich stay rich? We do! Number 50 Who decides which cars to boot? We do! Number 51 100 Who keeps my people under wraps? We do! Number 59 Who knows who's in and who is €œout?€ We do! Number 66 Who controls the evening news? We do! Number 67 Who gets exempted from state sales tax? We do! Number 79 Who gets funky every night? We do! Number 85 Who controls the British crown? We do! Number 314 12 Who holds back the electric car? We do! Number 600 Who keeps the metric system down? We do! Number 908 Who likes singing drinking songs? We do!

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required 200px Abanoned Store 6s 30 Stonecutter Daycare Center 250,000 Stonecutter Lodge 16h 2,000 Number 1

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required All Seeing Eye 100 Chest of Sacred Artifacts 55 Hieroglyph Wall 500 Tube Slide 2,500

Gameplay

Game of Stones Pt. 1

What?! Moe ran out of beer?! Impossible! That's like Miley Cyrus running out of tounge poses! Apu, two chases of your cheapest beer! Nothing fancy, just something to make me woozy and bloated. I would love to sell you dangerous quantities of alcohol. Especially since you always stumble back later for snackcakes, lotto tickets and those adult diaper wipes. But all the bottles of alcohol in my store mysteriously exploded. And the walls behind the alcohol have mysteriously developed baseball bat dents. So there's no booze in this whole town? Oh God! I'll be forced to face like sober! None of my ideas will seem brilliant! George Lopez won't be funny at all! Number 1 Disguise Psst, I know how you could have enough alcohol to ruin TWO livers... I'll do anything you say, hooded figure I just met! Number 1 Disguise Re-build the Stonecutter Lodge! That's right! They had a microbrewery, champagne fountain and bourbon jacuzzi! Number 1 Disguise Yes, The Stoncutters invented alcolism as a way to control "cool people". And for that, I am forever grateful. I shall build the What-cha-ma-callit Lodge! The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Stonecutter Lodge". It takes 16 hours.

Game of Stones Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Number 1? YOU where the hooded figure? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to from the No Homers Club? Number 1 Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident. I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but: Sor-ry! Number 1 Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again. Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm you leader. Number 1 I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh. Do what you gotta do. The player gets a new costume to Homer which is "Number 908". Then the player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 2" which is to "Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One". It takes 4 hours. Number 1 Hey everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon! Number 1 "In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!" Oh look, I have it right here! I don't know… that crayon looks more like a deep plum. Number 1 It also says Homer gets to keep the title of “Chosen One” and the fancy hat and… uh… this “Doors of Europe” calendar. Woohoo! It's a deal! There's a bunch of unused months on this!

Game of Stones Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from… The Sky Finger. The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs. Often while he's supposed to be working no less. Number 1 Well, I shan't be doing this Sky Finger's bidding. Number 1 Sky Finger! Obey MY command! "open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket" The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 3" How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?! Number 1 *shrug* I know a lot of nerds.

For Your Security

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark The town has gotten so big its hard to find people when I need to hit them up to buy church raffle tickets. Well, Marge, you can always use the Town Census. But a Census just tells you where people live, it doesn't know where people are at all times. Er, uh, actually the new NSA-ified census knows where everyoneis and what they are doing all er, uh, time. Hmm, I'm sure that has sinister repercussions I should consider... But I can't get past how much easier raffle sales are going to be! Yay! Meassage You can now use the Town Hall to spy... er... find anyone in your Springfield! The player receives "For Your Security" which is to "Use the Town Census to Find Someone".