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== Dialogue ==
 
== Dialogue ==
 
=== Pt. 1 ===
 
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing [[Everyone Old Is Old Again]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
 
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{{TB|Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much.}}
 
{{TB|Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much.}}
 
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{{TB|That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews…}}
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{{TB|That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}pulls out a wad of cash{{*}} Or I hand you a fist full of cash.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Proud}}
 
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{{TB|Er…uh…permit granted!}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fossil Skulls|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Stash the Cash|2 hours|The [[Town Hall]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park|2 hours|The [[Town Hall]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law!}}
 
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{{TB|Um…er…it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield.}}
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{{TB|Um...er...it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
 
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{{TB|Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses.}}
 
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{{TB|Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs.}}
 
{{TB|Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
 
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{{TB|Ugh…old people!}}
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{{TB|Ugh...old people!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
 
{{TB|Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs?}}
 
{{TB|Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Confused}}
 
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{{TB|No, definitely not…probably not…maybe…uh, no more questions!}}
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{{TB|No, definitely not...probably not...maybe...uh, no more questions!}}
 
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{{TB|Grampa, are you going to stay here?}}
 
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{{TB|Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me?}}
 
{{TB|Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me?}}
 
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{{TB|Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth… Behold!}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fossil Skulls|155}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Frink Present Grampasaurus|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]],[[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Grampa]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fossil Skulls|155}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Frink Present Grampasaurus|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now|2 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]],[[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Grampa]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
 
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{{TB|I give you: Grampasaurus!}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}moans{{*}} Stop the world from spinning. I'm getting sick!}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}moans{{*}} Stop the world from spinning. I'm getting sick!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Geriatric Park Visitors Center]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Geriatric Park Visitors Center]]|colspan=2}}
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{{TRs|[[Curvaceous Cave]], [[Rock Pillar 1]], [[Rock Pillar 2]], [[Rock Pillar 3]], [[Rock Pile 1]], [[Rock Pile 2]], [[Rock Pile 3]], [[Ancient Dig]], [[Pompeii Ruins]], [[Wildlife Sanctuary]], [[Frontier Cemetery]], [[Springfield Cemetery]], [[Pet Cemetery]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}s|2}}
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Latest revision as of 16:12, June 24, 2025


Welcome to Geriatric Park
Tapped Out Welcome to Geriatric Park Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXII
Required characters: Mr. Burns, Ned, Homer
Optional characters: Quimby, Smithers, Seniors, Professor Frink, Grampa, Grampasaurus, Wiggum, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): WelcomeToGeriatricPark
ID(s): 249001 - 249005
Previous quest(s): Everyone Old Is Old Again
Next quest(s): American Holiday


Welcome to Geriatric Park is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Everyone Old Is Old Again
Quimby - Happy Mr. Burns, what brings you all the way up the steps to City Hall? That would require working legs.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much.
Quimby - Embarrassed That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews...
Mr. Burns - Annoyed *pulls out a wad of cash* Or I hand you a fist full of cash.
Quimby - Proud Er...uh...permit granted!
Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x115).
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Stash the Cash". The job takes place at The Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park". The job takes place at The Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Lisa - Suspicious Mayor Quimby, why is Mr. Burns' new project skipping the permit approval process?
Homer - Annoyed You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law!
Quimby - Sly Um...er...it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield.
Quimby - Happy Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses.
Moe - Confused Tourist drunks?
Homer - Happy They're way better than local drunks. I say: permits approved!
Quimby - Stern I already approved them.
Homer - Guilty I just wanted to feel like a big man.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Geriatric Park Burns

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Geriatric Park Burns - Happy Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs.
Homer - Snobby Ugh...old people!
Lisa - Suspicious Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs?
Geriatric Park Burns - Confused No, definitely not...probably not...maybe...uh, no more questions!
Lisa - Curious Grampa, are you going to stay here?
Grampa Can I suck hard candy and watch Wheel of Fortune?
Geriatric Park Burns - Happy All day and all night.
Grampa - Happy I'd like to solve the puzzle: YES!
Lisa - Angry *sigh*
Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x155).
Task: "Make Burns Unveil Geriatric Park". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Invite the Elderly to Stay". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If any Seniors are owned: Task: "Make Elderly Visit Geriatric Park". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Geriatric Park Front Gate

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Ned Hi-diddly-ho, billionaire-arino!
Geriatric Park Burns - Annoyed What are you doing here?!
Ned - Happy Just wanted to see what blasphemous abominations against God your devil scientists are cooking up.
Geriatric Park Burns - Confused Devil scientists, eh? Smithers, you didn't tell me we had devil scientists.
Mr. Burns - Sad I don't believe devil scientists are actually a thing, sir.
Hell Scientist Oh, we're a thing. We're definitely a thing.
Hell Scientist - Happy *evil laugh*
Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x115).
Task: "Make Flanders Discover the Truth About Geriatric Park". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Reveal Human-Dinosaur Hybrids". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Ned - Worried So you ARE creating human-dinosaur hybrids!
Geriatric Park Burns Just an eensie-weensie couple.
Smithers - Eye Roll I don't think there's anything in the Bible against it.
Ned - Suspicious The Good Book was already too long. Some things had to be edited out. The Almighty would not approve.
God - Happy Truth be told, I just didn't think of it. I'd kinda like to see where this hybrid thing goes.
Ned - Sad *sigh* You love to test my faith, Lord.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Geriatric Park Helicopter

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Professor Frink Eureka-noid! We've achieved a triumph of questionable science, with the chromosome manipulation and the splicing of the DNA-ayyy!
Geriatric Park Burns - Annoyed Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me?
Professor Frink - Happy Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth... Behold!
Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x155).
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Present Grampasaurus". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome,Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Professor Frink - Happy I give you: Grampasaurus!
Grampa - Surprised Whose-a-ma-what-jit?! I'm a dinosaur now?
Professor Frink No, I've cloned your cells and spliced them with a T-Rex. That hoyvin-hybrid is now immortal!
Grampasaurus - Happy I'm going to live forever? Hot-diggety-Dryptosaurus!
Geriatric Park Burns - Confused You fool! You made it intelligent!
Professor Frink - Embarrassed There was no sign of brain activity in the test subject.
Grampa - Confused What time does the five o'clock news come on again?
Geriatric Park Burns Yes, that elderly brain is clearly dead.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Geriatric Park Exploration Pods

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Grampasaurus Thanks for creating me. Now let me go free. It's rampaging season!
Professor Frink - Happy Not an option. You're locked in a 1,000% escape-proof enclosure.
Grampasaurus - Happy But I know the keypad code to the lock, and with my new human-sized claws I can release myself!
Professor Frink - Sad I should have stuck with creating cat-dog hybrids. They're cuter and easier to crate train.
Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x195).
Task: "Capture Dinosaurs" (x15).
If Grampasaurus is owned: Task: "Make Grampasaurus Start a Dinosaur Rampage". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Run From Dinosaurs". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Dinosaurs". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Wonder How He Didn't See This Coming". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Horrified Aaaah! Dinosaurs! HELP!
Wiggum - Surprised Aaaah! Panicking citizens! HELP!
Lisa - Annoyed You really didn't see this coming?
Professor Frink - Sad Try looking through my eyeglasses. You'll know why I don't see anything coming.
Lisa - Annoyed *tries on Frink's glasses*
Lisa - Dizzy *moans* Stop the world from spinning. I'm getting sick!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Geriatric Park Visitors Center

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Dig Up Fossil Skulls Mr. Burns, Smithers, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Professor Frink, Skinner 4h Curvaceous Cave, Rock Pillar 1, Rock Pillar 2, Rock Pillar 3, Rock Pile 1, Rock Pile 2, Rock Pile 3, Ancient Dig, Pompeii Ruins, Wildlife Sanctuary, Frontier Cemetery, Springfield Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Visitable Homes Fossil Skull5, XP45
Sniff Out Fossil Skulls Grampasaurus Fossil Skull8, XP70


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