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Joy to the Weird is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Jesus Christ to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark Another birthday, and no one seems to remember. It used to be a big deal. Carol singing, holiday sermons, solemn invocations... Now it seems like it's just a chance to watch college football. Which reminds me, I've had a lot a lot of prayers from USC fans. Guess I'll give them, oh, a 15-yard punt return. More than they deserve. Task: "Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday". The job takes place at the Heavenly Swing Set and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark Enough sulking! I'll disguise my holy essence and go among the people. I'll find out what they're doing instead of celebrating my birthday. Hello, good tavern keeper. How are you spending the holiday? I'm remembering all my failed relationships. Then as a treat I'll either hang myself in the basement or stick my head in the oven. Whoa, don't do that! It's a mortal sin! Isn't there one family in this town who will take you in tonight? Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything. Task: "Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark Hi, Simpsons. I'm a super-cool regular dude who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you. Bart, how are you honoring the holidays? I'm playing a freemium game on my phone. That doesn't sound very religious. You'd be surprised. There's some deep stuff in here. That I doubt. Task: "Make Jesus Cast Judgement". The job takes place at the Heavenly Swing Set and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark Lisa, what are you doing to celebrate Christmas? I ask as an apparently regular guy who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you. I'm praying for good will and peace among the people of the world. Oh! That sounds wonderfully me-ish. I mean, Christian. I'm Buddhist. Okay. But suppose Jesus appeared right here in front of you right now? That'd have to change your mind, right? I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December. Task: "Make Jesus Sulk". The job takes place at the Heavenly Swing Set and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark Homer and Marge, how are you spending the holidays? Well, if you were Jesus... Which you aren't, because to us you don't look anything like him... We'd say we're trying to remember You the best way we can in this noisy, selfish world...by watching an animated Christmas special. But not a Simpsons Christmas episode. The people who do those are as cheaply cynical as they come. Task: "Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons". The job takes place at the Heavenly Swing Set and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Christmas carol "Joy to the World".