Difference between revisions of "Hack to the Future"

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Hack to the Future is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Secret Agents content update. It requires Benjamin, Doug, and Gary to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark My stupid calculus professor gave me an "A", which would have been an "A+" if he bothered to calculate Pi to more than thirty-two places. Your GPA just dropped to a 3.9999. Not sure we can hang together anymore. The Professor won't change the grade, so that leaves us with only one recourse. Gentlemen, we're going rogue! Okay, but let's not go too late. I have an orthodontist appointment this afternoon. Task: "Make Benjamin Hack University Test Scores". The job requires Doug and Gary and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark We did it! Calculus grade successfully hacked! I feel peptides activating my body's opiate receptors! An endorphin rush! I had one too! I want to feel it again! But our test scores are all 100% already. But our social lives are all zeroes! We can hack those too! Task: "Make Benjamin Hack the Ashley Madden Site". The job requires Doug and Gary and takes 4 hours. I don't think hacking that dating site was a good idea. Because of the ethical quandary? No, because now we know that 96% of the women on the internet aren't real! We have to post our data. It's up to us to save other nerds from falling prey to faux females! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Benjamin's exclamation mark Wow, guys look at these comments! The internet is blowing up! They love what we're doing – the first human love I've felt in a long time. And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery. We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles... always behind the cloak of our online anonymity! But first, we have a much more important target to take down. Task: "Make Benjamin Hack a Movie Studio Over Nerd Stereotypes". The job requires Doug and Gary and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface... And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle! Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable... insatiable! Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?! I... I... I'm getting a stress nosebleed! That's it! Human maladies engage! Task: "Make Benjamin Get a Random Nosebleed". The job takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Doug Use an Asthma Puffer". The job takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Gary Use Ear Drops". The job takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark I've deleted all our social media accounts and scrubbed the hard drives. I've erased all of our internet histories. From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist... So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online! Task: "Make Benjamin Roleplay Online". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Doug Roleplay Online". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Gary Roleplay Online". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to Back to the Future.