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Cover Squirrel is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requires Squirrel Luann to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark Whoa, Carl, check out that chick dressed like a squirrel. Hey, baby, I must be part Labrador because I wanna chase you up a tree! Yeah, cutie! You can break into my bird feeder any time! That is so sexist! A woman should be able to walk down the street dressed like a giant squirrel without having to hear comments about it! Task: "Make Squirrel Luann Petition for Women's Rights". The job takes 4 hours. You're right, Luann, people are always saying I'm easy just cause-a the way I dress. I am not easy! I make guys buy me stuff first! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark Ladies, it's time we teach the men a lesson! Boycott sexy Halloween costumes! This year, we'll all wear sexless, non-form-fitting ghost costumes. Task: "Make Springfield Women Buy Ghost Costumes" (x5). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 60 minutes. This is basically a white burka. Oh, I had such a pretty witch costume this year. I feel like I'm wearing a muumuu. A drab, non-festive muumuu. Perfect! That's exactly the look we're going for! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark Hello Kirk! Uh, hello. Who is that? It's me, Luann. I'm going as a ghost this Halloween – you know, because of sexism. Oh, that's great. Good job. I can't even tell you're a woman right now. Well, my voice... No! That doesn't give it away. I would totally believe there was a man under there. Task: "Make Squirrel Luann Cut up her Ghost Outfit". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 2 hours. Oh look, something destroyed my ghost costume. Looks like I'll have to go back to being a sexy squirrel. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark Actually, I'm glad I'm back in this outfit. I didn't eat bread for a month – I deserve to be ogled and objectified. I choose it – so actually it's empowering. Being a feminist is fun! Task: "Make Squirrel Luann Show Off Her Squirrel Costume". The job takes 8 hours. What's going on? How come you get to wear a cute costume? I'm making a feminist statement – If I'm the one doing the degrading – it doesn't matter if it's me that's being degraded... Yeah, yeah, chitter, chatter little squirrel. C'mon ladies, let's get our sexy on! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark If you got it, flaunt it! Even if you have too much of it, flaunt it! Halloween only comes once a year! Live it up! Task: "Make Springfield Women Sexify Their Outfits" (x5). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 8 hours. I have an idea – Let's objectify the men! Yes, please! Quest reward: 200 and 20