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Million Donut Baby is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Boxing Drederick Tatum to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark *sniff, sniff* Former heavyweight boxing champ Drederick Tatum, are you crying? Please excuse my tears, fat person. I find myself consumed by melancholia. You've permanently disfigured countless young men! What do you have to be sad about? The life of a pugilist was so simple. They would put a brain in front of me, and I would concuss it posthaste. It was quite enjoyable. God gave me fists that can pound living tissue to a bloody pulp, and I have spurned that holy gift. Even my menagerie of rare birds and high-end giraffes can no longer fill the hole in my brain. You mean the hole in your heart... That too. Well, there's only one thing to do! We've got to get you back in the ring! Task: "Make Boxer Tatum Get Back Into Shape". The job takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Boxing Drederick Tatum's exclamation mark It's not working, Coach Homer. I've lost the drive that made me a peerless psychopath. I've barely killed any sparring partners. We'll figure something out. Here, drink this glass full of raw eggs. Can we cook the eggs first? I so enjoy a perfectly shirred egg. Don't you concur? SHIRRED EGGS? A killing machine doesn't eat shirred eggs! That does it! From now on, we're doing this right! Raw eggs at every meal! You'll wear those boxing gloves day and night, until you remember how to use them! And you'll spend every night sleeping next to your pet tiger, relearning what it means to be a killer! Cohabitating with a tiger would seem to be a dangerous notion. Yeah, well a boxer is nothing without "the eye of the tiger." Or would you question the wisdom of Frank Stallone? Task: "Make Boxer Tatum Fumble Around with his Gloves On". The job takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Boxer Tatum Bond with his Pet Tiger". The job takes place at Springfield Coliseum and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Homer Perfect his Raw Egg Recipe". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 1 day 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Drederick, I've been a fool. Obviously, I'm a world-class boxing trainer. No one doubts that. But if the "Rocky" movies taught us anything, it's that no boxer can win without a Burgess Meredith-type in his corner. We've got to find a cantankerous, gravel-voiced, wrinkly weirdo to complete your entourage. HELLO! Moe! You're perfect! I remain sceptical of this gentleman's credentials. Listen here, you lily-livered, sorry excuse for a boxer. I've been in the fight game since your Daddy was gettin' beat up by the milkmaid! Whoa. Moe, is that true? Nah, not really. Just caught up in the-- Coach Homer, the words of this man are making me quite upset. May I hit him, please? Now wait a second-- That's the Drederick Tatum I've been waiting to see! Finally, SOMETHING that makes you angry. Let's get you and Moe in the ring right away! Hold on, hold on. Moe's not fightin' nobody... Task: "Make Moe and Boxer Tatum Have a Boxing Match". The job takes place at Springfield Coliseum and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark You're back on top again Drederick! The following dialogue was only available during the Tap Ball content update I hope to see you playing Tap Ball, we could use your skills on the court-field-greens-pitch. Do the rules of Tap Ball allow for the pummelling of your fellow man's stupid face? I'm sorry, but the rules are very clear: you can only punch people who aren't me. Oh, and Lisa. No hitting my daughter. Not to worry. I am the one and only boxer on the face of the earth who restricts his violence to men. Task: "Make Boxer Tatum Shadowbox". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the sports drama Million Dollar Baby.