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== Trailer == | == Trailer == | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm outside? Where'd inside go? | |
== Game == | == Game == | ||
| − | '''[ | + | :''All the following quotes are from speech bubbles. If the quote is spoken in the character's voice, "[voice]" will be written next to the character's name in the spoken quote.'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hello, anybody here? Huh. I guess it's true what they say about atomic blasts—the safest place to be is ground zero. I wonder where my loving family is...and Bart. Whoa, whoa—if there's one thing I've learned, it's when you open books, bad things happen. | |
:''[Taskbook opens. "Square One - Build the Simpson House"]'' | :''[Taskbook opens. "Square One - Build the Simpson House"]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} See? Now I have to work. Never open a book! | |
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:''[Toolbox opens. Player taps on Simpson house. Then the Simpson house appears in the air.]'' | :''[Toolbox opens. Player taps on Simpson house. Then the Simpson house appears in the air.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} The shaded box looks like a nice place to build a house. Which is lucky, because it's the only place they'll let you build it! | |
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:''[At the bottom of the screen, "Place the Simpson House in the shaded in area." The player drags the Simpson house to the shaded area and taps on the tick logo. A countdown timer begins as the house builds. The toolbox logo appears above the house. The player taps on that and the house falls from the sky. A box appears on the screen telling the player they have unlocked Lisa, and it says "Namaste...by which I mean, thanks for finding me!" The player taps "OK".]'' | :''[At the bottom of the screen, "Place the Simpson House in the shaded in area." The player drags the Simpson house to the shaded area and taps on the tick logo. A countdown timer begins as the house builds. The toolbox logo appears above the house. The player taps on that and the house falls from the sky. A box appears on the screen telling the player they have unlocked Lisa, and it says "Namaste...by which I mean, thanks for finding me!" The player taps "OK".]'' | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Lisa! Thank [[God]] you're here to guide me through this tutorial. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What happened? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Difficult to say, sweetie. The town blew up, I built our [[742 Evergreen Terrace|house]], and you showed up. All we know for sure is, I'm completely blameless... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Hmm. Maybe if we keep building things, [[Marge|Mom]] and [[Bart]] will show up too. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm sure they will. This thing would be way too sad if they didn't. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Then, let's do it. But first, we should clean this place up a bit. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You're joking, right? | |
| − | + | ---- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Cleaning, really? I can't believe that's what passes for fun in games these days. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It's tedious, I know. That's why I want to do some too! | |
| − | + | ---- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, I found a donut! | |
| − | '''Homer''': | + | {{qf|Homer}} It looks like one of the donuts from the break room. |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} It must have been irradiated when the plant blew up. Now it has the power to locally speed up time... as well as to buy things for some reason. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Since we're the only ones here, it's up to us to rebuild Springfield! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Or we could just move to [[Miami]]. Think about it—flamingos, palm trees, T-shirts that say "Miami" on them... | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} We built a road! I feel like Robert Moses in that giant book that took me two years to read. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} The layout of Springfield changes a lot. One time our house was next to a prison so I could make a joke about how we lived next to a prison. Then five minutes later, no more prison. Weird, huh? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Four hours to build the Kwik-E-Mart when it only took seconds to build my house?! Stupid contractors! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Why don't you use that donut we found to speed things up? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart's Grand Re-Opening Sale! Every expiration date is 50% off, and all nutritional information has been removed for your ignorance! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Outta my way! It's snack time. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Apu}} Three robbery attempts today, all botched. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Evergreen Terrace is starting to take shape. Now we need to build the Flanders house. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Okay. Let's start by looking for the spot on the map furthest from any place I'd ever want to go... | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} But Dad, Mr. Flanders is our neighbor, so we'll have to move the Kwik-E-Mart somewhere first. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} *grumbles* Okay, but I better get an achievement for this. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} [voice] Hey, everybody! [speech bubble] We've got to decrease the carbon footprint of our city! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} If you're asking me to turn the lights off when I leave the house, forget it. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} [voice] Years from now you'll be so glad you bought that. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Stupid [[Ned Flanders|Flanders]], getting into the game so early. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I need a break, and to go pee. How about building me a swimming pool, and killing two birds with one stone? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Apu}} What is this? The Kwik-E-Mart is not supposed to have a lawn! Where is the comforting pavement? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I wish Marge was back. A man has needs, you know. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Ewww! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I refer, of course, to the preparation of my dinner. I'm starving! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} I could make you a salad. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Thanks, sweetie, but I'd prefer some food. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I gotta get to Krusty Burger by 10:29 so I can order a Krusty Egg Sandwich, and then a Krusty Burger a minute later. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''This dialogue takes place after the Free 60 Donuts notice.'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} 60 FREE DONUTS?! Woo-hoo! It's Donut Christmas! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Zombies are pouring out of the cemetery! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Think! What kills zombies—silver bullets? Garlic? Me relaxing in my hammock? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} The best method is squishing them with an enormous sky-finger. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Where, oh where, will we ever find one of those???? | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why do zombies do anything? For money, that's why. | |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Erm, I'm pretty sure all zombies care about is eating brains. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You need to hang out with a higher class of zombie. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | ' | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Waylon Smithers? |
| + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} *hick* | ||
| + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses. | ||
| + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Why was I plucked from oblivion just to be rejected? Only a team of monsters could design this cruel fate! | ||
| + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, I don't really need to use my taser, but I just got the latest model. I've been dying to try it out. | ||
| − | + | {{Tapped Out}} | |
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| − | + | [[Category:The Simpsons: Tapped Out|Quotes]] | |
Latest revision as of 16:41, May 14, 2021
Trailer[edit]
- Homer: I'm outside? Where'd inside go?
Game[edit]
- All the following quotes are from speech bubbles. If the quote is spoken in the character's voice, "[voice]" will be written next to the character's name in the spoken quote.
- Homer: Hello, anybody here? Huh. I guess it's true what they say about atomic blasts—the safest place to be is ground zero. I wonder where my loving family is...and Bart. Whoa, whoa—if there's one thing I've learned, it's when you open books, bad things happen.
- [Taskbook opens. "Square One - Build the Simpson House"]
- Homer: See? Now I have to work. Never open a book!
- [Toolbox opens. Player taps on Simpson house. Then the Simpson house appears in the air.]
- Homer: The shaded box looks like a nice place to build a house. Which is lucky, because it's the only place they'll let you build it!
- [At the bottom of the screen, "Place the Simpson House in the shaded in area." The player drags the Simpson house to the shaded area and taps on the tick logo. A countdown timer begins as the house builds. The toolbox logo appears above the house. The player taps on that and the house falls from the sky. A box appears on the screen telling the player they have unlocked Lisa, and it says "Namaste...by which I mean, thanks for finding me!" The player taps "OK".]
- Homer: Lisa! Thank God you're here to guide me through this tutorial.
- Lisa: What happened?
- Homer: Difficult to say, sweetie. The town blew up, I built our house, and you showed up. All we know for sure is, I'm completely blameless...
- Lisa: Hmm. Maybe if we keep building things, Mom and Bart will show up too.
- Homer: I'm sure they will. This thing would be way too sad if they didn't.
- Lisa: Then, let's do it. But first, we should clean this place up a bit.
- Homer: You're joking, right?
- Homer: Cleaning, really? I can't believe that's what passes for fun in games these days.
- Lisa: It's tedious, I know. That's why I want to do some too!
- Lisa: Hey, I found a donut!
- Homer: It looks like one of the donuts from the break room.
- Lisa: It must have been irradiated when the plant blew up. Now it has the power to locally speed up time... as well as to buy things for some reason.
- Lisa: Since we're the only ones here, it's up to us to rebuild Springfield!
- Homer: Or we could just move to Miami. Think about it—flamingos, palm trees, T-shirts that say "Miami" on them...
- Lisa: We built a road! I feel like Robert Moses in that giant book that took me two years to read.
- Homer: The layout of Springfield changes a lot. One time our house was next to a prison so I could make a joke about how we lived next to a prison. Then five minutes later, no more prison. Weird, huh?
- Homer: Four hours to build the Kwik-E-Mart when it only took seconds to build my house?! Stupid contractors!
- Lisa: Why don't you use that donut we found to speed things up?
- Apu: Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart's Grand Re-Opening Sale! Every expiration date is 50% off, and all nutritional information has been removed for your ignorance!
- Homer: Outta my way! It's snack time.
- Apu: Three robbery attempts today, all botched.
- Lisa: Evergreen Terrace is starting to take shape. Now we need to build the Flanders house.
- Homer: Okay. Let's start by looking for the spot on the map furthest from any place I'd ever want to go...
- Lisa: But Dad, Mr. Flanders is our neighbor, so we'll have to move the Kwik-E-Mart somewhere first.
- Homer: *grumbles* Okay, but I better get an achievement for this.
- Lisa: [voice] Hey, everybody! [speech bubble] We've got to decrease the carbon footprint of our city!
- Homer: If you're asking me to turn the lights off when I leave the house, forget it.
- Homer: [voice] Years from now you'll be so glad you bought that.
- Homer: Stupid Flanders, getting into the game so early.
- Homer: I need a break, and to go pee. How about building me a swimming pool, and killing two birds with one stone?
- Apu: What is this? The Kwik-E-Mart is not supposed to have a lawn! Where is the comforting pavement?
- Homer: I wish Marge was back. A man has needs, you know.
- Lisa: Ewww!
- Homer: I refer, of course, to the preparation of my dinner. I'm starving!
- Lisa: I could make you a salad.
- Homer: Thanks, sweetie, but I'd prefer some food.
- Homer: I gotta get to Krusty Burger by 10:29 so I can order a Krusty Egg Sandwich, and then a Krusty Burger a minute later.
- This dialogue takes place after the Free 60 Donuts notice.
- Homer: 60 FREE DONUTS?! Woo-hoo! It's Donut Christmas!
- Lisa: Zombies are pouring out of the cemetery!
- Homer: Think! What kills zombies—silver bullets? Garlic? Me relaxing in my hammock?
- Lisa: The best method is squishing them with an enormous sky-finger.
- Homer: Where, oh where, will we ever find one of those????
- Homer: Why do zombies do anything? For money, that's why.
- Lisa: Erm, I'm pretty sure all zombies care about is eating brains.
- Homer: You need to hang out with a higher class of zombie.
- Chief Wiggum: Waylon Smithers?
- Waylon Smithers: *hick*
- Chief Wiggum: We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses.
- Waylon Smithers: Why was I plucked from oblivion just to be rejected? Only a team of monsters could design this cruel fate!
- Chief Wiggum: Well, I don't really need to use my taser, but I just got the latest model. I've been dying to try it out.
