Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three)

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three)

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 20 Update: Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Required characters: Homer, Mr. Burns, Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Smithers, Maggie Optional characters: See Currency-earning jobs Previous quest(s): Dave Shutton Plug Next quest(s): Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four) Pt. 1

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Dave Shutton Plug Let's see what hot new currency I should dump my paycheck into today... Wait a minute... my paycheck is already made out in a cryptocurrency called Burnscoins. That's right, loyal employee. I've decided to make a currency of my own, and share it with all of Springfield. And all proceeds will be reinvested back into Springfield. Starting with the school. Hm, that's good. Lisa goes there every day. And Bart goes there sometimes too. Task: "Make Homer Convert Everything to Burnscoins". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Burns Invest in the School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 3 hours. Task: "Mine Burnscoins" (x200). After sending each of the following characters on their jobs I'm using fake money to buy fake money. Now that's investing! This is the first time I've put money in a market that wasn't the food kind. This currency is more unstable than my unstable uncle's unstable stable. If this goes down, I'll kill myself. Probably do that if it goes up too. I have no idea if trading this stuff is legal. I should really know that. Ugh, this is awful. I haven't seen a fluctuating market like this since the Pog days. This story will make my career. But if I make of bunch of money with this trade, who needs a career? Whoever invented cryptocurrencies is an even eviler genius than me! After finishing the tasks Sir, if you're going to lie about your plans with the money, at least make it more believable than "donating to the school". When have I ever lied? Well, you promised the EPA you'd stop dumping untreated nuclear waste in the river-- Pshaw! Watch me deliver this check to the school myself. He's donating money? Oh God, this is terrible! Mr. Burns must be... dying! Quest reward: 500 and 10 Springfield Elementary Crypto-farm

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 I have to say, Mr. Burns, when you gave us that donation, I was afraid there would be some strings attached. Literally. I thought a string was going to rip my fingers off. Like the last time you handed me a check. Jeez, you spend your whole life screwing over every person in a whole city, and suddenly they're suspicious when you're charitable. Task: "Make Skinner Buy Computers for the School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Skinner Buy Gloves to Cover His Finger Scars". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 3 hours. Task: "Mine Burnscoins" (x400). These Burnscoins are everywhere! I was just doing my math homework and accidentally mined a few Burnsies with my calculator. Seems strange that Burns is being so generous. Lis', doesn't it seem strange? Lis'? Why do you always look to me to be the buzzkill? The school has state of the art computers, and I just bought a solid gold sax! It's too heavy to play, but it's so shiny! Quest reward: 500 and 10 Springfield Scale Model

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Dr. Hibbert, you've got to tell me what's wrong with Mr. Burns. He's acting crazy. He's being... generous. You know I can't talk about a patient's condition. Unless it's a hilarious illness. Maybe a little Burnscoin would make your Hippocratic Oath more of a Hippocratic Shrug? I've already got more B-coin than I know what to do with! You're into cryptocurrency now too? Of course! A random guy at the gas station told me how foolproof it was, so I dumped my life savings into it! I've even been using these new MRI machines that Burns donated to mine more Burnscoin! Task: "Make Hibbert Deny Patients MRIs to Mine Burnscoins". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Smithers Snoop Around". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice and takes 3 hours. Task: "Mine Burnscoins" (x400). Oh no, I'm broke again. The stupid market is being flooded with Burnscoins. Here, take this brand new myPad. You're sure to be able to mine some more Burnscoins. I'm rich again! Message You've been awarded Burns' "Destroy Springfield" animated job! Quest reward: 500 and 10 Burns' "Destroy Springfield" animated job

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Sir, please, you've gotta tell me what's wrong with you! Are you sick? Dying? ALREADY DEAD?! There's got to be a reason you're being so generous with your Burnscoins earnings. Dying? I'm fit as some sort of fiddled instrument. And to prove it, watch this! Task: "Make Burns Destroy Springfield". The job takes place at the Springfield Scale Model and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Mine Burnscoins" (x400). So you're going to wreck the town -- yet again -- by being... overly generous? Do you feel that, Smithers? Everyone's mining on my donated devices, generating heat. And what fixes heat? Your old sun blocker? My old... sun... bah! It's a different, better sun blocker! You'll see! Quest reward: 500 and 10 Sun Blocker 2

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Ah, 24/7 shade. Now that song "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night" is true during the day, too! Doesn't this bother anyone? Yes! The vegetation is going to wither and-- I'm not talking about the stupid plants, I'm talking about the Sun Blocker. If Mr. Burns was gonna go to all the trouble of coming up with this cockamamie cryptocurrency scheme, why have such a lazy, un-original payoff-- Uh, Smithers...you're blocking my shade. Task: "Make Burns Absorb Solar Power With the Sun Blocker". The job takes place at the Sun Blocker 2 and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Homer Try Not to Bump Into Things While Wearing Sunglasses". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Mine Burnscoins" (x400). I don't know what Smithers' deal is, but he'd better not ruin this for everyone by screwing with Burns. I hate to say it, but I agree with you, Dad. Maybe Burns has changed for real. Speaking of change, I think it's time to change Maggie. *giggle* Have a lolly, Maggie, while I get your diaper bag. Message You've been awarded Burns' "Pilfer Sweets From Infant" animated job! Quest reward: 500 and 10 Burns' "Pilfer Sweets From Infant" animated job

Pt. 6

After completing Pt. 5 Mr. Burns, this has to stop: the charity, the niceness, the free solar power from the Sun Blocker. Oh, I get it. You've heard everyone talking about blockchains like they understand them when they clearly don't, and thought their success was undeserved. So now you've got sour grapes because you didn't invest. I don't care about Burnscoins. I just care about Burns! Is that a gun?! Go back to being the old Burns and steal candy from that baby... *sniffs* That baby who needs to be changed. Uh, right, it's definitely the baby who needs changing... Reward: Maggie Task: "Make Burns Pilfer Sweets From Infant". The job requires Maggie and takes 4 hours. Task: "Mine Burnscoins" (x400). So bright! How come no one turned on the Sun Blocker to block out that terrible, picturesque sunrise this morning? And how come the school didn't get its daily delivery of brand new computers? And has anyone seen Burns? Or Maggie for that matter? Quest reward: 1,000 and 20 Sundial & Burns "Get Shot" Animation

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Mine Cryptocurrency Frivolously Homer 3h Springfield Elementary or Brown House 10, 35 Get Cryptocurrency Advice From Nerds Marge Syphon Cryptocurrency Willie Seize Burnscoins Wiggum Hoard Cryptocurrencies for Collection Comic Book Guy Buy and Sell Burnscoins Moe Jay G 15, 55 Mine Currency for Research Dave Shutton Mine With Reverse Thermal Cooling Hank Scorpio Volcano Lair

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) quests
Crypto-Cool • Crypto-Crap • Dave Shutton Plug • Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) • Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four)
Dave Shutton	Crypto-Collusion
Chez Guevara	Señor Burns