  
Two Week Bogus
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Two Week Bogus is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cold Turkey content update. It requires Scoey to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Scoey's exclamation mark
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There's the man of the hour. How does it feel to be just two days away from retirement?
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Fantastic. I'm so excited to be able to spend time with my family. And not be dead.
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That's great. Personally, I work unpaid overtime to get away from my family, but to each their own.
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I sure am gonna miss this place though. Lotta memories here.
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Like the time you arrested that celebrity? What was his name again?
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That was this morning, and his name was Magnesium Man.
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I keep telling you, I'm a licensed pilot in this jurisdiction. My wallet is in my metal pants somewhere.
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Task: "Make Scoey Fill Out Paperwork". The job takes place at Police Headquarters, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Reflect Fondly". The job takes place at Police Headquarters, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Magnesium Man is owned: Task: "Make Magnesium Man Show His License". The job takes place at Police Headquarters, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Scoey's exclamation mark
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Chief, seeing as how I won't be around much longer, is it okay if I walk my former beat? Visit my old stomping grounds? I stomped a lot of guys there.
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That depends, are there any donut shops on your old beat?
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You kidding? You can't walk two blocks around here without tripping over one of those.
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Yeah, we really do live in a great town, don't we?
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If by "great town", you mean a city with the state's highest crime rate and lowest life expectancy, then yes.
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There's Captain Buzzkill, right on cue.
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Can I go, or do I need to stick around and help you two keep things civil around here?
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No, you better go. The only thing that's gonna keep things civil around here is a dozen glazed.
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Task: "Make Scoey Walk His Old Beat". The job takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Roll His Eyes". The job takes place at Police Headquarters, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Roll His Eyes". The job takes place at Police Headquarters, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Here ya go, Chief. One dozen glazed, as requested.
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Thanks, Scoey. But where's the donuts for the rest of the department?
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Umm, you're holding them.
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That's hilarious, Scoey. We sure are gonna miss that sense of humor of yours around here.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Scoey's exclamation mark
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So you're finally retiring, eh? Doesn't seem real.
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Yeah, but what is "real", anyway? For all we know, we're just simulations living in someone's computer, tied in to some forty-year old cartoon show — you feel me?
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Sounds to me like someone treated themselves to a few "going away" presents from our evidence locker.
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Sorry, I'm just a little scatterbrained with retirement right around the corner.
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Don't worry about it. Say, you wanna join the rest of us for dinner?
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Thanks, but I've got a date tonight that I can't be late for.
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That's nice. You and the wife celebrating?
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Nope. It's just gonna be me, my calendar and my "marking off the days" pen.
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Task: "Make Scoey Count the Days 'Til Retirement". The job takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Shrug". The job takes place at Police Headquarters, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Chief, I'm here to reapply for my old job.
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You are? But you're just two days away from retirement. Why would you want to keep working?
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Turns out that disability pays way better than my pension, so I'm gonna start volunteering for the most dangerous jobs available to the force.
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In the hopes that you'll get injured on duty?
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Yup! I'm down to be "Officer Down!"
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Fine by me. Your first responsibility is to clear those raccoons out of the armory. Careful though, Lou says they've armed themselves this time.
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On second thought, maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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