Them's the Breaks

Them's the Breaks

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Cold Turkey Internal name(s): ThemsTheBreaks ID(s): 274006 Previous quest(s): Talking Turkey Pt. 5

Them's the Breaks is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cold Turkey content update.

Dialogue

After completing Talking Turkey Pt. 5 What happened? You walked right into the ambulance and broke nearly every bone in your body. You always were such a prankster, Scoey. Heh heh — anything for a laugh. That's terrible. I was only two days away from retirement. Don't worry, I've got some good news to cheer you up! Really? You were in a coma for three days, so you've officially reached retirement. Congratulations! And today marks the first day of the rest of your life. Of which the next five years will be spent in grueling physical therapy. *chuckles* Can this day get any worse? Cheer up, buddy. You're a hero! I put some champagne in your IV bag. The air bubbles!!!! Man, the glass is always half-empty with this guy. Quest reward: 200 and 20