The Yes-Man Who Would Be King/Quotes

Quotes

Mr. Burns: I couldn't sleep last night, so I watched "The Making of ill take Sweden." That Anita Eknberg is quite a dish. Consequently, I have a yen for Swedish food. Scamper down to Little Stockholm and fetch me some rollmops, herring-mit-brod and aquavit.

Waylon Smithers: I'll be back before you can say "kalhyggen och forbranning," sir!

Waylon Smithers: Can I help you?

Olav Gustavson: Olav Gustavson, master of heraldry for the royal house of Sweden.

Inga Carlsdottir: Inga Carlsdottir, professor genealogy, University of Goteborg.

Gretta Lillquist: Gretta Lillquist, deep-tissue massage, in-call, out-call.

Olav Gustavson: Mr. Smithers, the current King of Sweden is at death's door, making me sad.

Mr. Burns: Heh, heh. Another old foe I've outlived!

Olav Gustavson: You are exactly like the king in both spit and image!

Inga Carlsdottir: The current king has no heir. It is ninety-nine percent certain that, you, Waylon Smithers, are the last in the royal line!

Gretta Lillquist: But we must make sure I'm here to administer a blood test, followed by a full-body massage.

Waylon Smithers: I might be the King of Sweden?

Marge: Homer, I'm not sure pulling the kids out of school so they can be servants is the best idea.

Homer: And I would agree with you, Marge if it wasn't for three little words... "smor-gas-bord!" If we live in Sweden we may not be kings, but we can eat like them!

Dr. Hibbert: Krusty's fence is three feet onto my property. I want to build a tool shed there. He should move that fence.

Krusty: When I build that fence, saw-bones here agreed it was on the property line! I need that space now. I got my in-laws buried there!

Waylon Smithers: Dr. Hibbert build you shed on stilts. That way Krusty's family stays buried. You can have your tool shed, and a lovely view to boot.

Dr. Hibbert: Sounds fair to me.

Krusty: As long as I can keep my mother-in-law where she is. The tomatoes I planted on top of here are coming in like ganbusters!

Kent Brockman: Sweden is in flames tonight, as Palestinians, basque separatists, Irish republicans, Quebecois, hopi Indians, and every other nationalist group seeing a homeland tries to take a claim to this ruler-less land.