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The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Springfield Jobs content update/Prizes Gameplay

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Cathe-Dull[edit]

After unlocking Old Cathedral:
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I'm so excited! Now that we have a cathedral, the Pope will visit Springfield.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png He's the cool Pope. He waves his hands over you and suddenly you know how to salsa and free-climb Yosemite's Half Dome.
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png That's not true. I'm not a magician. I just bring you the good news about Jesus.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Aww.
Tapped Out Pope Icon.png Oh fine. Hipsteronium Hairicum.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon - HipsterBeard.png He gave me a cool hipster beard! I love you, Super Pope!
Task: Make Springfielders Receive a Papal Blessing [x10] (4h, Old Cathedral)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Meal Protection Plan[edit]

Meal Protection Plan Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Primo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png Michael, even though you wear a chef's hat instead of a capo's fedora, I want to be your bodyguard.
Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon.png Primo, tonight you sleep with the fishes.
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png You're going to whack me?!
Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon.png No, I have some fancy fish I'm going to cook tomorrow and I want you to guard them.
Task: Make Primo Sleep With the Fishes (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Thieves Try to Steal the Fishes [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Meal Protection Plan Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Primo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png Michael, I want to prove I'm worthy of your trust.
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png Give me a real challenge.
Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon.png Eat this spaghetti.
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png You insult me with a meaningless challenge?
Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon.png No one has ever eaten such spicy spaghetti.
Task: Make Primo Eat Extra Spicy Spaghetti (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Meal Protection Plan Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Primo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png Michael, now you want me to guard a cake? Piece of cake.
Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon.png Shhh! It's not a cake. It's a soufflé. And if you screw this up, it'll be the spicy meatball again.
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png I have to be quiet? But I'm a mobster! My chief weapons are yelling and gesturing!
Task: Make Primo Guard the Soufflé (8h)
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png Phew, the soufflé made it. Here's your cake back kid.
Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon.png Actually, it's for you. You're a great employee.
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png Thanks, kid. But I'm going to go back to bodyguarding things with bodies.
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png I prefer things that bleed to things that feed.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Pisa Cake[edit]

After unlocking Leaning Tower:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There. I've finally finished building the Upright Tower of Pisa.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, I-Beam Brain, the tower is supposed to lean.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Easily fixed. I'll get super-drunk. Then EVERYTHING looks to me like it's leaning.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png If we all push together, I bet we can make the tower lean.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That is what the Simpsons are best at... making things worse.
Task: Make the Simpsons Lean the Tower [x10] (4h, Leaning Tower)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Corporal Linguistics[edit]

Corporal Linguistics Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Nana Sophie Mussolini's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Good news, Milhouse. Your Italian Nana is coming to visit.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png How is that good? She thinks I'm an idiot.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Aw, just talk to her in Italian. You did learn Italian, right?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Rigatoni mortadella?
Tapped Out Nana Sophie Mussolini Icon.png Idiota!
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Teach Milhouse Italian (4h, Milhouse)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Corporal Linguistics Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Nana Sophie Mussolini's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Nana, I think you should tone down your lessons with Milhouse.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Whenever you show up he hides underneath the dryer.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png As head of the family, I must insist.
Tapped Out Nana Sophie Mussolini Icon.png Idiota!
Task: Reach Level 37 and Build Bachelor Arms Apartments
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Slap Kirk Around (8h, Kirk)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Corporal Linguistics Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Nana Sophie Mussolini's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Oh, thank god, Luann's here. You must help us.
Tapped Out Milhouse Scared Icon.png Nana's gone rogue. She's totally humiliating us. Can you talk to her?
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Of course.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Nana, you want to stay another week?
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Teach Milhouse Italian (4h, Milhouse)
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Slap Kirk Around (8h, Kirk)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

The Can Formerly Known as Prince[edit]

After unlocking Prince Albert in a Can:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yes.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well let him out!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Not until he tells me where the Crown Jewels are.
Tapped Out Prince Albert in a Can Icon.png Never!
Task: Tap Prince Albert in a Can
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pub Daycare[edit]

After unlocking The Boiled Potato:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I'm a kid. You can't take me into this bar.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's a fake English pub, sweetie. American laws don't apply.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png It's the perfect place to have a drink and babysit. They even have a ball pit!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Which is what they call the box where they dump their empties.
Task: Make Adults Drink and Babysit [x5] (4h, The Boiled Potato)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chronic Wagering[edit]

Chronic Wagering Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Nigel's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Nigel Icon.png Montgomery Burns, I have a proposal.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I suppose it's some kind of extravagant new bet. How many peacocks you can fit in my credenza or something.
Tapped Out Nigel Icon.png That's a fabulous idea, but actually I propose something simpler: A best costume contest.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I don't have a costume.
Tapped Out Nigel Icon.png You don't need one. Just come as yourself: “Death Warmed Over”.
Task: Make Nigel Wear Fun Costumes (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chronic Wagering Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Nigel's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Nigel Icon.png It was quite a costume contest, Monty, but obviously I am the champion.
Tapped Out Nigel Icon.png By the way, frowning and saying “Bah”, isn't actually a costume.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Bah!
Tapped Out Nigel Icon.png And as my prize, I demand your most prized possession.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Winston Churchill's skull?!
Tapped Out Nigel Icon.png No, you idiot, Smithers.
Task: Make Nigel Long for a Personal Assistant (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chronic Wagering Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Nigel's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Nigel, I'm flattered that you want me as a personal assistant, but I would never leave Mr. Burns.
Tapped Out Nigel Icon.png What a shame. With your help I could get so much done.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png What do you want to get done?
Tapped Out Nigel Icon.png Mainly drinking cocktails.
Task: Make Nigel Enjoy a Cocktail (8h, Moho House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Big $[edit]

After unlocking $ Casino:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Another casino?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I bet they'll say I can't lose because they have the “loosest slots in town”.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No, you can't lose because they hired Barney as a blackjack dealer.
Tapped Out Barney Icon - Drunk.png Ace plus ten? What does that mean?
Tapped Out Barney Icon - Drunk.png Aw, who cares? Everybody wins! *Belch*
Task: Make Adults Try to Win at Blackjack [x3] (4h, $ Casino)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

New Age Murdr[edit]

New Age Murdr Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Fernando Vidal's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png Times are hard for hired killers.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png Although not as hard as for our victims.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png So much competition -- everyone who's seen John Wick thinks he can be a hitman.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png So I've decided to retire. Tonight, I shall stay home and order take-out lasagna.
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Relax With His Pet (12h, Fernando Vidal's Villa)
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png Delivery boy, where is my lasagna?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png I was mugged on the way. Someone stole it.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png Then that person must die. So ends my retirement.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png So you don't want the grated cheese and pepper packets?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

New Age Murdr Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Fernando Vidal's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png What fool would steal my lasagna? There is no food more important to me.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png It was the very last meal my wife made for me before she died.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png Died onstage. She was a terrible standup comic.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png To find out who stole my lasagna, I will need a disguise.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png Someone no one will be surprised to see hunting for food.
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Wear Convincing Disguise (8h)
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png What can you tell me about the missing lasagna?
Tapped Out Luigi Icon.png It was impounded by the authorities... some very hungry authorities.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

New Age Murdr Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Fernando Vidal's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png So, my lasagna was stolen by Chief Wiggum and the police.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png It will take every ounce of training and experience I have to make them pay.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png But pay they must. My watchword will be: subtlety.
Task: Reach Level 17 and Build Police Station
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Murder With Precision (4h)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Mr. Vidal, you are under arrest!
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png So stealing my lasagna was just a way to lure me into coming here.
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png It would seem I underestimated you.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No, we “impound” every lasagna.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png If a criminal shows up, great. If not, better.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

International People's Court[edit]

After unlocking International Court of Justice:
Tapped Out Homer Icon - Ooh.png Ooh, “International Court”! Is this an international food court?
Tapped Out Homer Icon - Happy.png Pierogis please!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png No, we hold tribunals for international criminals.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How come only criminals get “tribunals”? They sound delicious.
Tapped Out Homer Icon - Drool.png Three buns have got to be good no matter what's in them.
If the user has Judge Snyder: Task: Make Judge Snyder Hear International Parking Violations (4h, International Court of Justice)
Task: Make Adults Challenge International Parking Violations [x3] (4h, International Court of Justice)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stress Mafia-Ing[edit]

Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Fit Tony's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Legs Icon.png Woah, Fat Tony, great job losing weight!
Tapped Out Fit Tony Icon.png I'm not Fat Tony. I'm his cousin, Fit Tony.
Tapped Out Legs Icon.png Fat Tony is having a triple bypass. His arteries were totally clogged with cannoli cheese.
Tapped Out Fit Tony Icon.png Meanwhile, I'm in charge. Now, who's getting whacked today?
Tapped Out Fit Tony Icon.png A giant bowl of spaghetti followed by fifteen cannolis.
Tapped Out Johnny Tightlips Icon.png I need to exercise!
Task: Make Fit Tony Keep Cycling Carbs (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Fit Tony's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fit Tony Icon.png All right, Krusty, hand over the two hundred dollars in protection money.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Not dollars. Fat Tony always takes two hundred Krusty Burgers.
Tapped Out Fit Tony Icon.png Fine. Can you at least make them low-carb? No buns, and wrap the burgers in lettuce.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Ruin my burgers?! I'm broke, not desperate.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Well, I am desperate, but not pathetic.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Well, how much lettuce you want?
Task: Make Fit Tony Take Krusty's Payments in Krusty Burgers (1h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Fit Tony's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Legs Icon.png C'mon, Fit Tony. That stoolie is getting away. We need to run him down.
Tapped Out Fit Tony Icon.png *heavy breathing* Sorry, boys, I'm out of energy. Being Fat Tony has made Fit Tony fat..
Task: Make Fit Tony Let It Go (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20