The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Springfield Jobs content update/Prizes Gameplay

Cathe-Dull

After unlocking Old Cathedral: I'm so excited! Now that we have a cathedral, the Pope will visit Springfield. He's the cool Pope. He waves his hands over you and suddenly you know how to salsa and free-climb Yosemite's Half Dome. That's not true. I'm not a magician. I just bring you the good news about Jesus. Aww. Oh fine. Hipsteronium Hairicum. He gave me a cool hipster beard! I love you, Super Pope! Task: Make Springfielders Receive a Papal Blessing [x10] (4h, Old Cathedral) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Meal Protection Plan

Meal Protection Plan Pt. 1

After tapping on Primo's exclamation mark: Michael, even though you wear a chef's hat instead of a capo's fedora, I want to be your bodyguard. Primo, tonight you sleep with the fishes. You're going to whack me?! No, I have some fancy fish I'm going to cook tomorrow and I want you to guard them. Task: Make Primo Sleep With the Fishes (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Thieves Try to Steal the Fishes [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Meal Protection Plan Pt. 2

After tapping on Primo's exclamation mark: Michael, I want to prove I'm worthy of your trust. Give me a real challenge. Eat this spaghetti. You insult me with a meaningless challenge? No one has ever eaten such spicy spaghetti. Task: Make Primo Eat Extra Spicy Spaghetti (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Meal Protection Plan Pt. 3

After tapping on Primo's exclamation mark: Michael, now you want me to guard a cake? Piece of cake. Shhh! It's not a cake. It's a soufflé. And if you screw this up, it'll be the spicy meatball again. I have to be quiet? But I'm a mobster! My chief weapons are yelling and gesturing! Task: Make Primo Guard the Soufflé (8h) Phew, the soufflé made it. Here's your cake back kid. Actually, it's for you. You're a great employee. Thanks, kid. But I'm going to go back to bodyguarding things with bodies. I prefer things that bleed to things that feed. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Pisa Cake

After unlocking Leaning Tower: There. I've finally finished building the Upright Tower of Pisa. Hey, I-Beam Brain, the tower is supposed to lean. Easily fixed. I'll get super-drunk. Then EVERYTHING looks to me like it's leaning. If we all push together, I bet we can make the tower lean. That is what the Simpsons are best at... making things worse. Task: Make the Simpsons Lean the Tower [x10] (4h, Leaning Tower) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Corporal Linguistics

Corporal Linguistics Pt. 1

After tapping on Nana Sophie Mussolini's exclamation mark: Good news, Milhouse. Your Italian Nana is coming to visit. How is that good? She thinks I'm an idiot. Aw, just talk to her in Italian. You did learn Italian, right? Rigatoni mortadella? Idiota! Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Teach Milhouse Italian (4h, Milhouse) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Corporal Linguistics Pt. 2

After tapping on Nana Sophie Mussolini's exclamation mark: Nana, I think you should tone down your lessons with Milhouse. Whenever you show up he hides underneath the dryer. As head of the family, I must insist. Idiota! Task: Reach Level 37 and Build Bachelor Arms Apartments Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Slap Kirk Around (8h, Kirk) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Corporal Linguistics Pt. 3

After tapping on Nana Sophie Mussolini's exclamation mark: Oh, thank god, Luann's here. You must help us. Nana's gone rogue. She's totally humiliating us. Can you talk to her? Of course. Nana, you want to stay another week? Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Teach Milhouse Italian (4h, Milhouse) Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Slap Kirk Around (8h, Kirk) Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Can Formerly Known as Prince

After unlocking Prince Albert in a Can: Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Yes. Well let him out! Not until he tells me where the Crown Jewels are. Never! Task: Tap Prince Albert in a Can Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pub Daycare

After unlocking The Boiled Potato: Dad, I'm a kid. You can't take me into this bar. It's a fake English pub, sweetie. American laws don't apply. It's the perfect place to have a drink and babysit. They even have a ball pit! Which is what they call the box where they dump their empties. Task: Make Adults Drink and Babysit [x5] (4h, The Boiled Potato) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chronic Wagering

Chronic Wagering Pt. 1

After tapping on Nigel's exclamation mark: Montgomery Burns, I have a proposal. I suppose it's some kind of extravagant new bet. How many peacocks you can fit in my credenza or something. That's a fabulous idea, but actually I propose something simpler: A best costume contest. I don't have a costume. You don't need one. Just come as yourself: "Death Warmed Over". Task: Make Nigel Wear Fun Costumes (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chronic Wagering Pt. 2

After tapping on Nigel's exclamation mark: It was quite a costume contest, Monty, but obviously I am the champion. By the way, frowning and saying "Bah", isn't actually a costume. Bah! And as my prize, I demand your most prized possession. Winston Churchill's skull?! No, you idiot, Smithers. Task: Make Nigel Long for a Personal Assistant (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chronic Wagering Pt. 3

After tapping on Nigel's exclamation mark: Nigel, I'm flattered that you want me as a personal assistant, but I would never leave Mr. Burns. What a shame. With your help I could get so much done. What do you want to get done? Mainly drinking cocktails. Task: Make Nigel Enjoy a Cocktail (8h, Moho House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Big $

After unlocking $ Casino: Another casino?! I bet they'll say I can't lose because they have the "loosest slots in town". No, you can't lose because they hired Barney as a blackjack dealer. Ace plus ten? What does that mean? Aw, who cares? Everybody wins! *Belch* Task: Make Adults Try to Win at Blackjack [x3] (4h, $ Casino) Quest reward: 100 and 10

New Age Murdr

New Age Murdr Pt. 1

After tapping on Fernando Vidal's exclamation mark: Times are hard for hired killers. Although not as hard as for our victims. So much competition -- everyone who's seen John Wick thinks he can be a hitman. So I've decided to retire. Tonight, I shall stay home and order take-out lasagna. Task: Make Fernando Vidal Relax With His Pet (12h, Fernando Vidal's Villa) Delivery boy, where is my lasagna? I was mugged on the way. Someone stole it. Then that person must die. So ends my retirement. So you don't want the grated cheese and pepper packets? Quest reward: 100 and 10

New Age Murdr Pt. 2

After tapping on Fernando Vidal's exclamation mark: What fool would steal my lasagna? There is no food more important to me. It was the very last meal my wife made for me before she died. Died onstage. She was a terrible standup comic. To find out who stole my lasagna, I will need a disguise. Someone no one will be surprised to see hunting for food. Task: Make Fernando Vidal Wear Convincing Disguise (8h) What can you tell me about the missing lasagna? It was impounded by the authorities... some very hungry authorities. Quest reward: 100 and 10

New Age Murdr Pt. 3

After tapping on Fernando Vidal's exclamation mark: So, my lasagna was stolen by Chief Wiggum and the police. It will take every ounce of training and experience I have to make them pay. But pay they must. My watchword will be: subtlety. Task: Reach Level 17 and Build Police Station Task: Make Fernando Vidal Murder With Precision (4h) Mr. Vidal, you are under arrest! So stealing my lasagna was just a way to lure me into coming here. It would seem I underestimated you. No, we "impound" every lasagna. If a criminal shows up, great. If not, better. Quest reward: 200 and 20

International People's Court

After unlocking International Court of Justice: Ooh, "International Court"! Is this an international food court? Pierogis please! No, we hold tribunals for international criminals. How come only criminals get "tribunals"? They sound delicious. Three buns have got to be good no matter what's in them. If the user has Judge Snyder: Task: Make Judge Snyder Hear International Parking Violations (4h, International Court of Justice) Task: Make Adults Challenge International Parking Violations [x3] (4h, International Court of Justice) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Stress Mafia-Ing

Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 1

After tapping on Fit Tony's exclamation mark: Woah, Fat Tony, great job losing weight! I'm not Fat Tony. I'm his cousin, Fit Tony. Fat Tony is having a triple bypass. His arteries were totally clogged with cannoli cheese. Meanwhile, I'm in charge. Now, who's getting whacked today? A giant bowl of spaghetti followed by fifteen cannolis. I need to exercise! Task: Make Fit Tony Keep Cycling Carbs (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 2

After tapping on Fit Tony's exclamation mark: All right, Krusty, hand over the two hundred dollars in protection money. Not dollars. Fat Tony always takes two hundred Krusty Burgers. Fine. Can you at least make them low-carb? No buns, and wrap the burgers in lettuce. Ruin my burgers?! I'm broke, not desperate. Well, I am desperate, but not pathetic. Well, how much lettuce you want? Task: Make Fit Tony Take Krusty's Payments in Krusty Burgers (1h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 3

After tapping on Fit Tony's exclamation mark: C'mon, Fit Tony. That stoolie is getting away. We need to run him down. *heavy breathing* Sorry, boys, I'm out of energy. Being Fat Tony has made Fit Tony fat.. Task: Make Fit Tony Let It Go (8h) Quest reward: 200 and 20