The Simpsons: Tapped Out Black History content update/Premium Gameplay

Be Original, Dummy!

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 1

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark: Hey, Dad. I came to visit you. How's the Retirement Castle treating you? How do you think, you big dummy? I hate it. It's depressing, the food is bad, and I don't know if you know this, but old people smell weird. Oh, you don't say. I never noticed. Of course you don't. Cuz you're a dang fool. You were born a fool, and you're gonna die a fool. And you're just gonna fool it up all the days in between. Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Clench His Teeth And Be Nice to His Dad (4h, Retirement Castle) Dad, I'm a well-respected doctor. The best one in town. The town of Springfield. That's like being the smartest guy at an ATV dealership. You still a dummy! Alright I've had enough! You need to drop this whole "dummy" thing! What "dummy" thing, dummy? You saw one episode of Sanford and Son forty years ago, and you've been doing this angry old man bit ever since. You're a total rip off of Redd Foxx! Redd who? Redd Foxx! One of the biggest Black comedians of all time! Never heard of him. If you don't think that you're ripping him off, then you're the dummy. Goodbye, Dad! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 2

If the user has Lucius Sweet: After tapping on Lucius Sweet's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Lucius Sweet: After completing Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 1: Mr. Hibbert Sr. What brings you to the gym, old friend? Hey, Lucius. I just wanted to ask you a question. Do you think I'm a derivative rip-off of Redd Foxx? What? Heavens, no! That's an absurdity of the grandest scale! You're as original a character as myself, or Drederick, here. Yes. Super original. Hmmm. Task: Make Hibbert's Father Realize Something He Never Noticed Before (4h, Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym or Brown House) Wait a minute. You two are rip-off's also. Just like me! I am completely unsure to what you are referring to. Your baseless accusation is as big and crazy as my very original hair style. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 3

After tapping on Hibbert's Father's exclamation mark: I can't believe... Could it be? Have I been the... the big dummy... this whole time? Excuse me, sir. Are you okay? You seem to be having a senior moment of some sort, talking incoherently, with the hoyvik and the glayvin, and the surplus of ellipseeees. I'm sorry. I'm just coming to terms with the idea that I'm not an original character. And my friends weren't either. Good glayviiiiiinnn, what a startling realization. With the dawning, and the reckoning, and the eyes going wiiiiide. *Eyes go wide with dawning recognition* Task: Make Hibbert's Father Remember Who Frink Reminds Him Of (4h, Brown House) Oh God. You're one of them too! Your whole look and vocal ticks! It's just a total rip-off of that nerd in the old movie. What was it called? The Legume-like Professor? The Nutty Adjunct? Please! Stop guessing! I can't afford to get sued. Unoriginal characters! They're all over this town! Wolfcastle is the Exterminator! Mayor Quimby is a Kennedy! Homer Simpson used to sound like Walter Matthau! What are you talking about? Take off those glasses and talk different, you! C'mere! Police! Police! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 4

If the user has Professor Frink: After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Professor Frink: After completing Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 3 Oh thank Glayvin you've arrived, officers. This man is accosting me. Accusing me of being some sort of imposter. He is! The whole town's full of them. They're just lazy rip-offs! Rip-off's, eh? Sounds like this fella's off his rocker, see. You're supposed to be Edward G. Robinson! The gangster from the movies. But I'm not a gangster, pal. I'm a copper. N'yeaahh! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Task: Make Wiggum Help the Cops Calm Down Hibbert's Father (4h, Brown House) Whew. Thank you for calming me down, officer. I don't know what went through me. That dang fool son of mine put a crazy idea in my head. The big dummy! Happy to help, sir. Now, while you're calming down, I'm going to finish my crossword puzzle. Hey Lou, I need two more words. Cellist BLANK-Yo Ma, and Entourage star BLANK Grenier. Uh, Yo, and Adrian. Can you say that again, Lou? I couldn't hear you! YO ADRIAN! AHHHHH!!! The black cop talks like Sylvester Stallone for some reason! I'm losing my mind, ahahahahaha!!!! He knows too much. Get the stun gun, Lou. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 5

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark: Thank you so much for bringing my father home, officers. I'll take good care of him. Make sure you do. We can't have him running up and down the street accusing people of being unoriginal. He's not a licensed TV critic, after all. You're right. Come on in, Dad. Let's make you some hot cocoa and go to bed. Task: Make A Shaken Hibbert's Father Come In (4h, Retirement Castle) I'm sorry, I was so mad about you calling me a big dummy, that I lashed out and got you all confused. You're no rip-off. You're my dad and I love you. I love you too, son. Y'know, I may not be sure if I'm some rip-off or not, but one thing's clear. You're a one-of-a-kind original. Uh, yes. One hundred percent. I'm not based on anyone disturbing at all. *chuckles* Quest reward: 200 and 20

Play Musty For Me

Play Musty For Me Pt. 1

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Uh, bad news, Stogie. My latest attempt at upscalin' this jernt has failed. I guess puttin' monocles on the rats was a misguided attempt at class. I'm gonna have to let ya go. That's a shame, Moe. You paid a lot for those tiny monocles. And got so many rat bites for your troubles. Yeah, you live and you learn I guess. Guess I've gotta go out and hustle up a new gig. Before you go, play me that favorite song o' mine. You got it, Moe-sephine Baker. Task: Make Stogie Play Moonglow (12h) *singing*...and now when there's moonglow way up in the blue, look down at your hands, those rats are biting you... Ah. I love that song. Was that last lyric always there? No, I'm telling you the rats are back! Look down! Oh God! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Play Musty For Me Pt. 2

After tapping on Stogie's exclamation mark: Mr. Flanders, I need a regular gig and I was wondering if the church's weekly Bingo game could use a little zazz-a-matazz. Well, I don't know what that is, but it could be nice to hear some solemn, depressing hymns during the game. Oh, I don't really know any hymns, church cat. I'll just groove to the vibe of the place and do my own thang. Um, okely dokely? Task: Make Stogie MC Bingo Night (4h, First Church of Springfield) *sings* ...although they say they don't like sin / they'll still cheat to get a win... Mrs. Skinner hates to lose / She's got a flask that's full of booze. ow dare you! That's medicinal gin! You know, Ned, I'm thinking we don't need a piano player for Bingo Night after all. Amen! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Play Musty For Me Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: A jazzy piano player like you could really class up the Krusty Burger! Maybe bring in some richer, more discerning fatsos. Right on. But I need to get a feel for this place so I can bring it to my work, man. My art is always a reflection of my surroundings. I dig it. You've got artistic integrity. I used to have that. Now I'm obscenely rich instead! Hahaha! *blows cigar smoke at Stogie* Task: Make Stogie Kroon at the Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger) *sings* Though the food, it may be fast / Health Inspection, it won't pass. There's a monkey working fries / and he's scratching his behind... *screech screech* This silver-tongued crooner is right! Let's get outta here! Alright, Snitch Corea, get your enormous piano and scram! Hey, that's a pretty good reference. Did you write that joke? No, I had Mel write me some jazz puns while you were playing. These should count as billable hours! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Play Musty For Me Pt. 4

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark: I am not sure I need a piano player in my comic book shop. It would be like the Dark Knight doing a crossover with Huckleberry Hound. Come on, man. This place needs a little sophistication. We both know the future of sequential art is manga and original graphic novels for the youth market. Hm. You make a fair point. But if you want to play my "scene", you'll need to absorb this vast quanta of source material. I'm on it. Task: Make Stogie Read Piles of Comic Books (8h, Android's Dungeon) *sings* ...plenty of power fantasies for boys / but when women and people of color share the toys... ...the fanboys get all steamed with rage / acting well below their age... Though the melody is jaunty, I will not have such apt criticisms voiced in my store. Begone! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Play Musty For Me Pt. 5

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: I'd prefer a daring harpsichordist, but I suppose a pianiste would add a certain air of dignity to this filthy atom factory. Say no more. But before I begin to play, I need to connect with the soul of your operation so I can express it in song. Connect away, my good man. I once had Anton LaVey come in to do the same thing. Task: Make Mr Burns Hide Nuclear Waste In Stogie's Piano (4h, Control Building) *sings* ...He's a misanthropic mummy, all he cares about is money... ...he'll burn the Earth down to an ash, just to make a little cash... Shall I release the hounds on him, sir? What for? Never has my essence been so grandly expressed through the sultry medium of smooth jazz. ...and he's as ugly as he's rich/ Let's toss him into a ditch/ And cover it with wet cement... On second thought, get the hounds ready. But wait til the end. It is a catchy tune. Yes, sir. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Mega Church Gil Deal

After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark: Ever since I became a church-goer, things are looking up. You can't just come to the breakfasts after service. You have to come to the part where you give money to us as well! Help Ol' Gil pay his tithes and get in good with the deacons. Whaddya say? On offer accepted: That's right! Cast your bread upon the water, and it will return to you threefold. And it will help the Patriarch buy that helicopter that he's had his eye on. On offer declined: I guess Ol' Gil's prayers won't be answered this time. *sigh* Amen.

Keepin' the Faith

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 1

After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark: Tim, your parishioner numbers are down again, and your flock just isn't as fulsome as we're looking for. There's a lot of competition these days, Patriarch, what with all the new streaming services. I haven't even started the new season of "Marvelous Mrs. Manson". It's not easy to motivate the masses. Not so, Tim. You just need to bring your A Game – watch and learn! Task: Make the Patriarch Give Powerful Sermon (12h, Mega Church) And that's how it's done! *mic drop* Careful! I'm still making payments on that thing! You just have to fire 'em up with the word of God. And toss a couple of lit firecrackers to wake em up. It's easy to come in and do a rousing guest spot, but I'm a recurring character in these people's lives. You know, Tim, maybe it's time I found a Springfielder who can really inspire the supplicants of this suburb. Ha! Good luck with that! There's no one in this town as committed to the word of the Lord, who also fits my vestments. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 2

After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark: Marge Simpson, I hear you're a pious woman who likes to plant it in the pew every Sunday. Would you be interested in answering a higher calling? Selling medicinal marijuana? I'm doing that late in season 31. No, I mean taking over as Pastor. Hm. Let me consider that while I bake some cookies. Let me give you a hand with that while we chat... Task: Make the Patriarch Bake Religious Martyr Cookies (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Marge Bake Delicious Non-Religious Cookies (4h, Simpson House) Those are some...interesting cookies, Patriarch. This Saint Bartholomew cookie is awesome! Is the pink frosting supposed to be his flayed skin? Heh heh! Yes it is, young man! Good eye! So Marge, have you considered my offer? Are there any perks to joining the ministry? You get to hear a lot of juicy deathbed confessions. Did you know Bleeding Gums Murphy killed a hobo in a hit and run? Yikes. Um... I think I'll pass. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 3

After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark: I see that you are popular with the youth of Springfield. We could use that in the Church. Have you ever considered becoming a minister? Hmm...I have always felt that I was destined for a larger emporium. My counter has been feeling a little tight lately. Literally. There's lots of room behind a podium. And in a nice purple robe. I do like the idea of not wearing pants to work. You already deal in books about magical powers. Just come do it for our team. Hmm. Tell me about your main characters, their special powers, and their one weakness. Task: Make The Patriarch Struggle to Draw Similarities Between Superheroes and the Bible (4h, Android's Dungeon) If the user Comic Book Guy: Task: Make Comic Book Guy Skeptically Read the Bible (4h, Android's Dungeon) Well, what do you think of all that, young man? Fairly ridiculous. What kind of a father doesn't avenge his own son's death. John Wick, he is not. And while your "Satan" has some potential as a villain, he lacks the nuance and pathos of a Dr. Crab. Well, if you ever change your mind, come by the church. I will continue to worship at the altar of Fat Thor, thank you very much. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 4

If the user has Herman: After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Herman: After completing Keepin' the Faith Pt. 3 Hey Padre, I hear you've been nosin' around town quite a bit lately. Something is up, isn't it? Biblical plague coming? Frogs? Locusts? No, nothing like that. I'm seeking a newly energized evangelical to help elevate Springfield's righteousness in these troubled times. Say no more -- I'm your man! I've been preparing for this day for a long time. Um, really? Why, that's good news for the Good News! Let's head over to the church. Sure thing, boss. But first, I need your help with a couple things... Task: Make the Patriarch Bless Doomsday Supplies (4h, Mega Church) You know, Herman, I feel like maybe we're not on the same page here. Sure we are. We're both itching for the end of the world. Except you're expecting a savior, and I'm expecting a fortune. People are gonna need guns and canned beans aplenty. And toilet paper. *leaves* Where you goin'? I have a whole room full of MRB's! MRB's? Meals Ready to Bless. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Keepin' the Faith Pt. 5

If the user has Sideshow Bob: After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Sideshow Bob: After completing Keepin' the Faith Pt. 4 Hello, my good man! I hear you're in the market for a motivated maven to move this town's citizenry into a more moral state. Hmmm. No offense, Mr. Sideshow, but I'm not sure you're the type of Pastor we're looking for. Ah, but who better than one who has fallen low and risen again. Hm. Perhaps you're right. Who better to lead a congregation than a prodigal son. Like the mighty rake that whacks me, no one has fallen and risen more than I! Task: Make the Patriarch Watch Crazy Christian Cavalcades (4h, Mega Church) If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Step on Seventeen Rakes (4h, Mega Church) So, your Patriarch-ness, how soon would I be able to reach out to troubled families to offer one-on-one counseling. Well... One family in particular, the Simpson family, could benefit from a visit. I hear they have a wayward son that needs to be... DEALT with. Why are you sharpening those enormous knives? Where did they even come from? An ankle holster. My brother got it for me for the holidays and I can't live without it. The HOLIDAYS? No pastor of mine is going to refer to Christmas as the holidays. Don't you know there's a war going on, according to one dubious cable news channel? Get lost, pal. How goes the quest to find my replacement, sir? Looks like you're still in business...for now. I told you I'm not easily replaceable. This town has got more nuts than a squirrel's digestive tract. I agree, Reverend. I agree. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Dinner for Two

Dinner for Two Pt. 1

After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark: Virgil, let's make a wager. Alright, whatcha got? If you can beat me at games of my choosing then I'll cook dinner, but if I win you make us some of your famous wheel cakes. I like those odds. You're on. Don't be so confident. The first game is helping Abraham with his schooling. How is that a game? Task: Make Mabel Simpson Home School Abraham (8h, Brown House) If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Fail at Teaching Math (8h, Brown House) *laughing* Looks like I win. He only knew the answers because you bribed him with my wheel cakes! I'll win the next one. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dinner for Two Pt. 2

After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark: The second game is hide and seek. That'll be easy for us both. We both stand out like a jackrabbit in a gopher field. *putting on a stove pipe hat* Speak for yourself. You're it! Task: Make Mabel Simpson Hide in Plain Sight (24h) If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Hide in Wagon (8h, Mabel's Wagon) Ha! I found you. You almost fooled me for a second. I thought you were Abraham Lincoln. *groans* Women love to be compared to him. Hey, you're the one who put the hat on! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dinner for Two Pt. 3

If the user has Virgil Simpson: After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Virgil Simpson: After completing Dinner for Two Pt. 2: Looks like we're even. Seems that way. But we won't be after the logrolling contest! I hope you're in the mood for a swim, there's no way I'm losing. Task: Make Mabel Simpson Have Logrolling Contest (4h, Springfield Lake) If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Have Logrolling Contest (4h, Springfield Lake) *climbing out of the river* Ew some water got in my mouth. *laughing* I did warn you, I'm a professional at this. Okay, Mr. Professional. Let's see how you like the taste of river water. *pulls Virgil into river* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dinner for Two Pt. 4

If the user has Virgil Simpson: After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Virgil Simpson:After completing Dinner for Two Pt. 3: That was fun, we should do stuff like that more often. It's not over yet. We have two more games to play. *sigh* Don't be a sore loser. It's over. We have to go hunting for food either way. May as well keep the contest going. Fine. Task: Make Mabel Go Hunting (12h) If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Go Hunting (12h) Since your basket is empty do you think you can carry two of mine? *laughing* Anything for you. I guess hunting isn't my calling. Probably not, but you're still the logrolling king. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dinner for Two Pt. 5

After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark: We need a challenge that is the ultimate tie breaker. I have an idea, how about something easy... I got it! We'll race to the border and back. Loser cooks up the dinner I hunted. Mabel, wait. I need to ask you something. *grabbing coat* Ask me after I beat you! Mabel, will you marry me? *gets on one knee* Oh, Virgil. I'm so happy. Happy that you won our little contest, or that we're getting married? What do you think? *kisses Virgil* Task: Make Mabel Simpson Race to Canadian Border (1h, Canadian Border) If the user has Virgil Simpson: Task: Make Virgil Simpson Propose (24h, Canadian Border, Mabel Simpson) Quest reward: 200 and 20