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The Simpsons: Tapped Out All This Jazz content update/Prizes and Premium Gameplay

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Prizes gameplay[edit]

Peaceful Groovy Feeling[edit]

Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png So who are these guys?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Never heard of them.
Homer Boys, let's introduce ourselves properly.
Homer Homer!
Lenny Lenny!
Carl Carl!
Lou Anddddddddd Lou!
Homer We're Hip-Hoppin' Homer and the Groovettes!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Okay, uh, welcome to Groovetone Records.
Lou We're here to record our long-awaited sophomore album.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Okay, well I'm Marbles. I'll be the studio musician doing your backup music. If you're ready to get started then—
Homer *gasp* Guys! We forgot the most important thing!
Carl Our big gold chain necklaces?
Homer No, our turtlenecks! We'll never get our sound right without our turtlenecks. Head to the store and pick up four of them.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png What? I'm a musician, not a—
Homer Oh, you thought I was talking to you? No, I was talking to our roadie, Kirk.
Kirk I'm not a roadie, I'm an executive band assistant.
Homer We need three smalls and one XXL.
Kirk I'm on it!
Task: Make Kirk Shop for Turtlenecks (4h, Abercrombie and Rich, Victor's Secret, Gold Navy, The Vast Waistband or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Warm Up His Smooth Vocals (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Tune Instruments (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)
Kirk Sorry it took so long getting those turtlenecks.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Alright, here are your turtlenecks. Can we record your album now?
Lenny The tight fabric on my neck pinches my trachea just right to give me those tight harmonies.
Homer I said XXL, what is this, Kirk?
Kirk It's actually XXXL.
Homer Oh, maybe I have to break it in first.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
Homer No woman, no pie!
Lenny Ooooooh, ooooooooh!
Homer Cut! Cut! It's all wrong. Marbles, that smooth bass needs to be, uh...smoother.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Smoother? Are you wanting funky smooth, groovy smooth, maybe some funky-groovy smooth?
Homer Obviously it needs to be a funky-groovy-light-hip-hoppin-smooth fusion. It's all in the sheet music!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png All right, calm down, James Brown.
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Smooth Bass Uh...Smoother (4h)
Homer Okay, that's sounding better, Marbles. But a bit of feedback...try to make it a little more, uh...shapely.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Shapely?
Homer Yeah, you know, like how the bass strings should sound uh... measured but also...sardonic.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png What are you reading? Is that a thesaurus?
Homer No, I mean... *reads thesaurus* negative.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png *playing the bass* Is this sardonic enough for you?
Homer Oh, that's perfect. *the power goes out*
Carl *in the pitch black* Uh...Homer are you supposed to be at work right now?
Homer Oh, do I have to do everything?! Book the studio, Homer. Don't forget the turtlenecks, Homer. Show up to work so the town doesn't lose power, Homer.
Homer I've done enough. Let's get lunch. Kirk, head to the power plant and fix the problem.
Kirk Okay, but I don't know what to do or where to go or—
Homer It's easy! Here, take this keycard. Just go into my office in Sector 7-G and push the red button. NOT the red button that makes the reactor melt down, the other red button.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png *groans* I'll help him.
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Help Kirk Get the Power Back On (2h, Control Building, Groovetone Record's or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)
Kirk Okay, I'm back. I think I fixed everything — one of the reactors started leaking, but that's normal, right?
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png We fixed it the best we could. Now can we please just finish recording your weird album, Homer?
Homer Hey! This is all part of the creative process! What you need to do is use all that frustration and inject it into the music!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
Homer Alright, Marbles. This next song is gonna need you on the piano. It's a smooth groovin' tune about love, loss, and how much I hate Marge's sisters.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Piano? But I'm a bass player. That's all I know how to play. Well, bass and triangle.
Homer Hmm, triangle might be better. This could be good.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png *triangle trill*
Homer I love it! Now try to keep up with us, we're gonna play at triple-time-divided-by-two.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png *groans*
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Triangle (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Sing About Marge's Stupid Sisters (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)
Lou Homer, I've never met Marge's sisters, but there's so much raw passion in this song that I think I hate them more than anything in the world.
Homer That's the power of music, Lou. The power of music...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
Homer Looks like the album is finally done. Marbles, time to get out there and sell.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png You want me to go sell your albums? But it's your band.
Homer I can't go out and sell the album. I have to think about the music. How do you think I come up with all this? Ooh, that could be a song!
Homer How do you think the music arrives? / Like rain on a desert mountain? / Like the sky falling down and crushing our lives?
Homer It's a work-in-progress.
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Sell Albums on the Corner (1h)
Task: Make Homer Wait for His Huge Payday (1h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)
Homer Well, how many millions of albums did you sell?
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Two.
Homer Two million albums?!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Two albums. To the same person. Marge Simpson. And then she returned them.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Here's an itemized bill for the studio time.
Homer *gasp* This wasn't free? Um, Kirk will take care of it.
Kirk What?
Homer RUN!!!!!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

The Bionic Boy[edit]

The Bionic Boy Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Lisa Skinny Palmer? Marbles Le Marquez? What are you doing here at my house?
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png You're looking slick, Downbeat.
Lisa Ugh, can we rethink my jazz name? I really think I'm more fitting of a name like—
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Nope. Jazz names don't change. You're Downbeat for life.
Lisa *sigh* Okay...Downbeat it is.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Cheer up, Downbeat. Is Tic Tock around?
Lisa Bart! Your jazz friends want you to come out and play!
Bart What's up, Daddy-Os?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Tic Tock, the Skinny Palmer Trio is at a crossroads. We've never drawn crowds like when we had Tic Tock Simpson tappin' the rat-a-tats and the clickety-clacks.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Don't forget the skibbity-scats.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png You see? We're off our game. I even forgot the skibbity-scats. Though more specifically we are out of what I like to call jazz fuel.
Bart Mary Jane?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png No, money!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png I'm picking up shifts disinfecting shoes at the Bowlarama, and let me tell you that place is a jazz funeral — but less fun.
Bart Hmm, it's gonna be tough to fit you guys into my schedule, but being famous was pretty awesome...
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Please, Bart.
Bart Okay, I'll rejoin the band. On one condition, I get to decide where we go to lunch.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png You only ever want Krusty Burger...and I'm a vegetarian.
Bart I keep telling you, fries are a food group.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Sign Autographs for the Ladies (4h)
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png So, I know how Lisa and I got our jazz names, but what about you guys?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Oh, me? They call me "Skinny" because my metabolism is faster than "Jeep's Blues" played double-time on the jump.
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Alright, I'm gonna assume that's fast because I don't want to look it up. What about you, Marbles?
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png I would prefer not to say.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png He accidentally thought a marble was a grape and the rest is history.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png That's why my teeth look like this.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Bionic Boy Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Ugh, guys I'm trying, but ever since I got carpal tunnel playing "Conflict of Enemies", I haven't been able to drum the same.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Oh, you'll be fine — carpal tunnel is no big deal.
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png I played for sixty-three hours straight. Now my arm is blue and stiff enough to crack walnuts. *cracks a walnut*
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Well what about surgery? How much would it cost to fix it?
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png They don't take insurance for videogame-related injuries, so the surgery's $78,000.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png I guess we'll just have to do a benefit concert.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png A benefit concert?! Outta sight!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png *down low* In the pocket!
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png No! Guys, stop. Enough with the benefit concerts. We already did that, remember? And I gave all the money to Lisa.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png So what do we do?
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png It sounds too easy, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to just ask her...
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Ask Lisa for the Money (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Lisa Bart, there is no more money. The bridge has been repaired and I spent the extra on making it do that thing where it lifts up to let boats pass.
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Whoa, I love when bridges do that!
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png I never thought you'd actually use the money to save the bridge. I thought you were going to just put it toward your college fund.
Lisa $50,000 tuition to go to college online? No thanks.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Bionic Boy Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Sorry, guys. I talked to Downbeat, but she already spent the money.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Man, that girl is always bringin' us down.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png But it's okay, because look at this ad I just discovered in the newspaper.
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Bionic prosthetics?
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png And they're free as long as you agree to take part in their medical study and sign a two hundred and sixteen page waiver of liability!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Tic Tock, you'll get your arm back and you'll end up being an even better drummer.
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Never before have I loved a plan as much as this one!
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Well, besides the time we tricked Milhouse into putting his finger in that pencil sharpener.
Milhouse And I didn't even get to get a cool bionic finger out of it.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Get a Bionic Arm (6h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)
Dr. Hibbert And Bart, that's where we'll make a deep incision and attach the bionic arm to the nerve cluster.
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Cool! Can I get a laser on it? Or an attachment that shoots out ninja stars?!
Dr. Hibbert *chuckles* All in due time, Bart. I just need a signature on this form from one of your parents.
Homer Okay, signed.
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Where'd you come from?
Homer Oh, I was just stopping by. Artery got clogged again so they did one of those routine open-heart oil changes on me.
Dr. Hibbert None of that was routine.
Homer Well, good luck with the robo-arm. I'm off to get my routine bucket of chicken and barrel of beer.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Bionic Boy Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png This new bionic arm is awesome! A little hard to control though.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Yeah, you ripped out my car door and nearly killed my cat when you petted him.
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Let's see how this Terminator arm does on the hi-hat.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Real quick though, could you open this jar of pickles for me? These lil' baby dills been callin' my name, but the jar just won't give.
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png *jar shatters*
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png You must have loosened it.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Do Some Bionic Drumming (1h)
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Whoa, Tic Tock. You're rocking those drums harder than that verbally abused kid in "Whiplash"!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png With that bionic arm going, I think I feel a jazz name change comin'. How does "Iron Jam" sound?
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png I have no control over the arm! Help! It won't stop! *drum smashes*
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Run! That arm thinks everything's a drum!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Bionic Boy Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Doc, you gotta get this thing off me. It's got a mind of its own!
Dr. Hibbert *chuckles* Oh, I should hope so. It sure wouldn't be very useful in our study on bionic artificial intelligence if it didn't. You did read the paperwork?
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Ahhhh! My hand keeps trying to steal your syringe off you and kill me with it!
Dr. Hibbert *scribbling notes* Wants to kill patient...knows what a syringe is...fascinating stuff.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Un-Get a Bionic Arm (6h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Well, some things just don't work out. But I think we've learned a good lesson here.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png I don't think I've learned anything.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Always keep yourself at arm's length from a bionic arm.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Physically and figuratively.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Right on.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Indubitably.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png In the pocket.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Boogie Woogie.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png You really need to have the last word don't ya?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Ab-so-lute-ly!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Premium gameplay[edit]

The Couch Caper[edit]

The Couch Caper Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3 or the event ends.
After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Honey, I'm home! What in the heck are you doing?
Lunchlady Dora Just squeezing these free ketchup packets into our old bottle of ketchup.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Why don't you just buy more?
Lunchlady Dora With the money you make playing jazz? I can only afford the essential condiments: salsa and Dijon.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png *sigh* It won't always be like this. I promise. I'm gonna land that record deal and things will be looking up for—
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Wait, where's Eleanor?
Lunchlady Dora Who?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Eleanor, my trumpet! I left her right here by the couch before I went out, and now she's gone.
Lunchlady Dora Am I your trumpet's keeper?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Well, jazzos and jazzettes, it looks like we've got ourselves a good old-fashioned mystery.
Lunchlady Dora You haven't even started looking yet.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png I will get to the bottom of this.
Task: Make Skinny Palmer Follow the Clues (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)
If the user has Lunchlady Dora: Task: Make Lunchlady Dora Squeeze Ketchup Packets (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)
Lunchlady Dora *groans* What are you doing now?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png If I shine this blacklight, it'll show you where bodily fluids are. I learned it from every CSI that's ever aired.
Lunchlady Dora You really think a robber took the trumpet and then left a trail of fluid everywhere?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png I'm only following the evidence.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Couch Caper Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Hmm, it looks like the trail of clues heads out the door and then goes cold. To crack this case, I must combine all the skills of Sherlock Holmes, Poirot, Bosch, and Veronica Mars.
Lunchlady Dora I used to love that show!
Lunchlady Dora Anyway. If you're going out will you at least swing by Krusty Burger and get me some more ketchup packets?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png The game is afoot! And justice waits for no condiments.
Task: Make Skinny Palmer Stock Up on Detective Supplies (4h, Try-N-Save, Sprawl Mart, CostMo, Herman's Military Antiques, Springfield Grocery Store or Brown House)
Squeaky Voiced Teen One box of gloves. *beep*
Squeaky Voiced Teen One set of night-vision goggles. *beep*
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png And they better be the kind that make everything look green.
Squeaky Voiced Teen One hidden camera. *beep*
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png It's not hidden yet.
Squeaky Voiced Teen Thank you for shopping at Try-N-Save.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Now it's time to catch the thief who stole my instrument!
Squeaky Voiced Teen Before you do that, could you fill out a short customer experience survey?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Couch Caper Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Shoot, I forgot my magnifying glass and I need it to find my trumpet.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png I hear you've got quite a case on your hands...Skinny.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Who are you?
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png My name is Manacek.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png You look like you time-traveled here from the 1979 set of "Big Shamus, Little Shamus".
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png See, the curious thing about your stolen trumpet is...stealing it was an inside job.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png So you think I stole it?
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png No, but I'm going to get to the bottom of this...even if it means leaving no pet rock unturned.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png We have to stock up for the stakeout. I'm thinking a bottle of Cognac and a thick stack of "Paris Match" magazines.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png A stakeout? Who do we need to stake out?
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png There's a little lunchlady who isn't little and isn't telling the truth either.
Task: Make Skinny Palmer Have a Stakeout (4h, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Canyonero, Sterline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Homer's Car, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, La Bicyclette or Brown House)
If the user has Manacek: Task: Make Manacek Have a Stakeout (4h, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Canyonero, Starline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Homer's Car, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, La Bicyclette or Brown House)
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png So why exactly are we staking out my girlfriend? Don't you think the robber is long gone by now?
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png They always come back to the scene of the crime. And in this case, the robber lives at the scene of the crime.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png These night-vision goggles make my head hurt.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png You flip the 8-track and I'll test out this so-called "night-vision".
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Do you see Lunchlady Dora in there?
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Yeah, she's cooking up some tater-tots...in her birthday suit.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png You're not creeping on her, are you?
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Sorry, falling in love with a mysterious woman is the first step to solving a crime. Luckily for you, your lunchlady repulses me.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png You haven't helped at all in finding my trumpet.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Haven't I?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png No.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Well, for what it's worth — and it is worth quite a bit — your trumpet isn't at your house. It's at Lunchlady Dora's second boyfriend's house.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png She stole my trumpet and she's two-timing me?
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png You really have a knack for this, Skinny.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Couch Caper Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png *grumbling* That 1970s detective thinks he knows so much about my personal life just because his entire job is finding stuff out.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png I need to clear my head, get a good night's rest, and pick up the clues in the morning after some waffles and—
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Wait, what's this? A trail of footprints leading away from my front door?
Task: Make Skinny Palmer Follow the Footprints (4h)
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png It looks like these footprints lead right to the Municipal House of Pancakes.
Otto Can I get a short stack of pancakes?
Lunchlady Dora And did you want those pancakes American, Swedish, or Scooty Hooty Sweet and Fruity?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Dora? Since when were you working night shifts at MHOP?
Lunchlady Dora I need — I mean, we need the money.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png But I provide for you, right baby?
Lunchlady Dora Not really, no. I make more as a lunchlady, and that's really saying something.
Otto Actually, scratch that. Lemme have the Ham Slam with cheese and a side of Don't Go Bacon My Heart.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Otto, can you give us a minute here? Also, you should really try the French toast. It's delicious.
Otto Right on, amigo!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Are you not telling me something?
Lunchlady Dora I'm not not telling you something.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Couch Caper Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png You're right, Dora. Losing my trumpet is probably a sign that I need to get my life together and try to provide for you more.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png So I guess my days of jazz are over.
Lunchlady Dora I'm sorry, Skinny.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png First thing Monday morning I'm going to get me a job that'll make me the man you first decided to casually date.
Lunchlady Dora Oh, thank you.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png But first things first, let's scrounge up what money we do have so we can find a new place and get out of this dump.
Task: Make Skinny Palmer Search the Couch Cushions for Coins (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)
If the user has Lunchlady Dora: Task: Make Lunchlady Dora Search the Couch Cushions for Coins (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png *searching the couch cushions* There's got to be money in here somewhere! Hold on, what's this? *gasps* My trumpet!
Lunchlady Dora *gasps*
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Don't pretend to be surprised, Dora.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png No, Manacek. You haven't solved anything. My trumpet was right here in the couch cushions the whole time!
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png But was it? *flashback* It was a simple matter of Lunchlady Dora pretending to look for your trumpet when in reality she was hiding it right under your caboose.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png But then why would she leave it in the couch?
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Because that's not your trumpet. It's a perfect replica — examine the polish.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png It tastes unlacquered! It's a silver varnish instead of brass.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Once you left to pick up your dry cleaning, Lunchlady Dora went straight to King Toot's to sell your trumpet to the highest bidder.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png And after selling that trumpet's weight in brass, Lunchlady Dora thought she was in the clear. But then...you ran into me.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png So, panicking, she made a perfect replica of the trumpet, then stuffed that replica back into the couch.
Lunchlady Dora Nothing you say makes any sense!
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Oh, and one more thing. She's having an affair with King Toot.
Lunchlady Dora Okay, it's all true! I admit it! I needed the money! And I needed King Toot! He's the one I love!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png I'm sorry, Manacek. I should have never doubted you.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Solving a crime has many fathers, but no sons.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png *chuckles* I like you, Manacek.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20