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The Simpsons: Tapped Out All This Jazz content update/Prizes and Premium Gameplay
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Prizes gameplay[edit]
Peaceful Groovy Feeling[edit]
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
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So who are these guys?
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Never heard of them.
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Boys, let's introduce ourselves properly.
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Homer!
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Lenny!
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Carl!
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Anddddddddd Lou!
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We're Hip-Hoppin' Homer and the Groovettes!
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Okay, uh, welcome to Groovetone Records.
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We're here to record our long-awaited sophomore album.
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Okay, well I'm Marbles. I'll be the studio musician doing your backup music. If you're ready to get started then—
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*gasp* Guys! We forgot the most important thing!
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Our big gold chain necklaces?
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No, our turtlenecks! We'll never get our sound right without our turtlenecks. Head to the store and pick up four of them.
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What? I'm a musician, not a—
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Oh, you thought I was talking to you? No, I was talking to our roadie, Kirk.
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I'm not a roadie, I'm an executive band assistant.
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We need three smalls and one XXL.
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I'm on it!
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Task: Make Kirk Shop for Turtlenecks (4h, Abercrombie and Rich, Victor's Secret, Gold Navy, The Vast Waistband or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Warm Up His Smooth Vocals (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Tune Instruments (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)
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Sorry it took so long getting those turtlenecks.
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Alright, here are your turtlenecks. Can we record your album now?
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The tight fabric on my neck pinches my trachea just right to give me those tight harmonies.
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I said XXL, what is this, Kirk?
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It's actually XXXL.
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Oh, maybe I have to break it in first.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
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No woman, no pie!
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Ooooooh, ooooooooh!
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Cut! Cut! It's all wrong. Marbles, that smooth bass needs to be, uh...smoother.
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Smoother? Are you wanting funky smooth, groovy smooth, maybe some funky-groovy smooth?
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Obviously it needs to be a funky-groovy-light-hip-hoppin-smooth fusion. It's all in the sheet music!
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All right, calm down, James Brown.
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Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Smooth Bass Uh...Smoother (4h)
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Okay, that's sounding better, Marbles. But a bit of feedback...try to make it a little more, uh...shapely.
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Shapely?
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Yeah, you know, like how the bass strings should sound uh... measured but also...sardonic.
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What are you reading? Is that a thesaurus?
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No, I mean... *reads thesaurus* negative.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
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*playing the bass* Is this sardonic enough for you?
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Oh, that's perfect. *the power goes out*
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*in the pitch black* Uh...Homer are you supposed to be at work right now?
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Oh, do I have to do everything?! Book the studio, Homer. Don't forget the turtlenecks, Homer. Show up to work so the town doesn't lose power, Homer.
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I've done enough. Let's get lunch. Kirk, head to the power plant and fix the problem.
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Okay, but I don't know what to do or where to go or—
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It's easy! Here, take this keycard. Just go into my office in Sector 7-G and push the red button. NOT the red button that makes the reactor melt down, the other red button.
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*groans* I'll help him.
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Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Help Kirk Get the Power Back On (2h, Control Building, Groovetone Record's or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House) If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House) If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House) If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Get Lunch (4h, Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House)
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Okay, I'm back. I think I fixed everything — one of the reactors started leaking, but that's normal, right?
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We fixed it the best we could. Now can we please just finish recording your weird album, Homer?
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Hey! This is all part of the creative process! What you need to do is use all that frustration and inject it into the music!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
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Alright, Marbles. This next song is gonna need you on the piano. It's a smooth groovin' tune about love, loss, and how much I hate Marge's sisters.
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Piano? But I'm a bass player. That's all I know how to play. Well, bass and triangle.
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Hmm, triangle might be better. This could be good.
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*triangle trill*
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I love it! Now try to keep up with us, we're gonna play at triple-time-divided-by-two.
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*groans*
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Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Triangle (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Sing About Marge's Stupid Sisters (4h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)
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Homer, I've never met Marge's sisters, but there's so much raw passion in this song that I think I hate them more than anything in the world.
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That's the power of music, Lou. The power of music...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Marbles Le Marquez's exclamation mark:
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Looks like the album is finally done. Marbles, time to get out there and sell.
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You want me to go sell your albums? But it's your band.
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I can't go out and sell the album. I have to think about the music. How do you think I come up with all this? Ooh, that could be a song!
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How do you think the music arrives? / Like rain on a desert mountain? / Like the sky falling down and crushing our lives?
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It's a work-in-progress.
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Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Sell Albums on the Corner (1h) Task: Make Homer Wait for His Huge Payday (1h, Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House)
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Well, how many millions of albums did you sell?
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Two.
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Two million albums?!
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Two albums. To the same person. Marge Simpson. And then she returned them.
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Here's an itemized bill for the studio time.
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*gasp* This wasn't free? Um, Kirk will take care of it.
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What?
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RUN!!!!!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Bionic Boy[edit]
The Bionic Boy Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Skinny Palmer? Marbles Le Marquez? What are you doing here at my house?
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You're looking slick, Downbeat.
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Ugh, can we rethink my jazz name? I really think I'm more fitting of a name like—
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Nope. Jazz names don't change. You're Downbeat for life.
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*sigh* Okay...Downbeat it is.
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Cheer up, Downbeat. Is Tic Tock around?
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Bart! Your jazz friends want you to come out and play!
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What's up, Daddy-Os?
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Tic Tock, the Skinny Palmer Trio is at a crossroads. We've never drawn crowds like when we had Tic Tock Simpson tappin' the rat-a-tats and the clickety-clacks.
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Don't forget the skibbity-scats.
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You see? We're off our game. I even forgot the skibbity-scats. Though more specifically we are out of what I like to call jazz fuel.
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Mary Jane?
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No, money!
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I'm picking up shifts disinfecting shoes at the Bowlarama, and let me tell you that place is a jazz funeral — but less fun.
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Hmm, it's gonna be tough to fit you guys into my schedule, but being famous was pretty awesome...
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Please, Bart.
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Okay, I'll rejoin the band. On one condition, I get to decide where we go to lunch.
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You only ever want Krusty Burger...and I'm a vegetarian.
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I keep telling you, fries are a food group.
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Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Sign Autographs for the Ladies (4h)
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So, I know how Lisa and I got our jazz names, but what about you guys?
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Oh, me? They call me "Skinny" because my metabolism is faster than "Jeep's Blues" played double-time on the jump.
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Alright, I'm gonna assume that's fast because I don't want to look it up. What about you, Marbles?
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I would prefer not to say.
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He accidentally thought a marble was a grape and the rest is history.
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That's why my teeth look like this.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bionic Boy Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Ugh, guys I'm trying, but ever since I got carpal tunnel playing "Conflict of Enemies", I haven't been able to drum the same.
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Oh, you'll be fine — carpal tunnel is no big deal.
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I played for sixty-three hours straight. Now my arm is blue and stiff enough to crack walnuts. *cracks a walnut*
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Well what about surgery? How much would it cost to fix it?
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They don't take insurance for videogame-related injuries, so the surgery's $78,000.
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I guess we'll just have to do a benefit concert.
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A benefit concert?! Outta sight!
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*down low* In the pocket!
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No! Guys, stop. Enough with the benefit concerts. We already did that, remember? And I gave all the money to Lisa.
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So what do we do?
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It sounds too easy, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to just ask her...
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Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Ask Lisa for the Money (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)
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Bart, there is no more money. The bridge has been repaired and I spent the extra on making it do that thing where it lifts up to let boats pass.
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Whoa, I love when bridges do that!
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I never thought you'd actually use the money to save the bridge. I thought you were going to just put it toward your college fund.
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$50,000 tuition to go to college online? No thanks.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bionic Boy Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Sorry, guys. I talked to Downbeat, but she already spent the money.
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Man, that girl is always bringin' us down.
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But it's okay, because look at this ad I just discovered in the newspaper.
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Bionic prosthetics?
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And they're free as long as you agree to take part in their medical study and sign a two hundred and sixteen page waiver of liability!
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Tic Tock, you'll get your arm back and you'll end up being an even better drummer.
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Never before have I loved a plan as much as this one!
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Well, besides the time we tricked Milhouse into putting his finger in that pencil sharpener.
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And I didn't even get to get a cool bionic finger out of it.
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Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Get a Bionic Arm (6h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)
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And Bart, that's where we'll make a deep incision and attach the bionic arm to the nerve cluster.
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Cool! Can I get a laser on it? Or an attachment that shoots out ninja stars?!
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*chuckles* All in due time, Bart. I just need a signature on this form from one of your parents.
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Okay, signed.
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Where'd you come from?
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Oh, I was just stopping by. Artery got clogged again so they did one of those routine open-heart oil changes on me.
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None of that was routine.
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Well, good luck with the robo-arm. I'm off to get my routine bucket of chicken and barrel of beer.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bionic Boy Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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This new bionic arm is awesome! A little hard to control though.
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Yeah, you ripped out my car door and nearly killed my cat when you petted him.
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Let's see how this Terminator arm does on the hi-hat.
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Real quick though, could you open this jar of pickles for me? These lil' baby dills been callin' my name, but the jar just won't give.
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*jar shatters*
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You must have loosened it.
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Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Do Some Bionic Drumming (1h)
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Whoa, Tic Tock. You're rocking those drums harder than that verbally abused kid in "Whiplash"!
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With that bionic arm going, I think I feel a jazz name change comin'. How does "Iron Jam" sound?
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I have no control over the arm! Help! It won't stop! *drum smashes*
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Run! That arm thinks everything's a drum!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bionic Boy Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Doc, you gotta get this thing off me. It's got a mind of its own!
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*chuckles* Oh, I should hope so. It sure wouldn't be very useful in our study on bionic artificial intelligence if it didn't. You did read the paperwork?
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Ahhhh! My hand keeps trying to steal your syringe off you and kill me with it!
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*scribbling notes* Wants to kill patient...knows what a syringe is...fascinating stuff.
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Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Un-Get a Bionic Arm (6h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House)
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Well, some things just don't work out. But I think we've learned a good lesson here.
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I don't think I've learned anything.
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Always keep yourself at arm's length from a bionic arm.
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Physically and figuratively.
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Right on.
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Indubitably.
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In the pocket.
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Boogie Woogie.
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You really need to have the last word don't ya?
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Ab-so-lute-ly!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Premium gameplay[edit]
The Couch Caper[edit]
The Couch Caper Pt. 1[edit]
After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3 or the event ends. After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
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Honey, I'm home! What in the heck are you doing?
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Just squeezing these free ketchup packets into our old bottle of ketchup.
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Why don't you just buy more?
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With the money you make playing jazz? I can only afford the essential condiments: salsa and Dijon.
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*sigh* It won't always be like this. I promise. I'm gonna land that record deal and things will be looking up for—
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Wait, where's Eleanor?
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Who?
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Eleanor, my trumpet! I left her right here by the couch before I went out, and now she's gone.
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Am I your trumpet's keeper?
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Well, jazzos and jazzettes, it looks like we've got ourselves a good old-fashioned mystery.
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You haven't even started looking yet.
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I will get to the bottom of this.
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Task: Make Skinny Palmer Follow the Clues (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House) If the user has Lunchlady Dora: Task: Make Lunchlady Dora Squeeze Ketchup Packets (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)
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*groans* What are you doing now?
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If I shine this blacklight, it'll show you where bodily fluids are. I learned it from every CSI that's ever aired.
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You really think a robber took the trumpet and then left a trail of fluid everywhere?
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I'm only following the evidence.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Couch Caper Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
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Hmm, it looks like the trail of clues heads out the door and then goes cold. To crack this case, I must combine all the skills of Sherlock Holmes, Poirot, Bosch, and Veronica Mars.
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I used to love that show!
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Anyway. If you're going out will you at least swing by Krusty Burger and get me some more ketchup packets?
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The game is afoot! And justice waits for no condiments.
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Task: Make Skinny Palmer Stock Up on Detective Supplies (4h, Try-N-Save, Sprawl Mart, CostMo, Herman's Military Antiques, Springfield Grocery Store or Brown House)
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One box of gloves. *beep*
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One set of night-vision goggles. *beep*
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And they better be the kind that make everything look green.
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One hidden camera. *beep*
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It's not hidden yet.
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Thank you for shopping at Try-N-Save.
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Now it's time to catch the thief who stole my instrument!
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Before you do that, could you fill out a short customer experience survey?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Couch Caper Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
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Shoot, I forgot my magnifying glass and I need it to find my trumpet.
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I hear you've got quite a case on your hands...Skinny.
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Who are you?
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My name is Manacek.
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You look like you time-traveled here from the 1979 set of "Big Shamus, Little Shamus".
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See, the curious thing about your stolen trumpet is...stealing it was an inside job.
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So you think I stole it?
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No, but I'm going to get to the bottom of this...even if it means leaving no pet rock unturned.
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We have to stock up for the stakeout. I'm thinking a bottle of Cognac and a thick stack of "Paris Match" magazines.
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A stakeout? Who do we need to stake out?
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There's a little lunchlady who isn't little and isn't telling the truth either.
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Task: Make Skinny Palmer Have a Stakeout (4h, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Canyonero, Sterline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Homer's Car, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, La Bicyclette or Brown House) If the user has Manacek: Task: Make Manacek Have a Stakeout (4h, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Canyonero, Starline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Homer's Car, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, La Bicyclette or Brown House)
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So why exactly are we staking out my girlfriend? Don't you think the robber is long gone by now?
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They always come back to the scene of the crime. And in this case, the robber lives at the scene of the crime.
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These night-vision goggles make my head hurt.
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You flip the 8-track and I'll test out this so-called "night-vision".
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Do you see Lunchlady Dora in there?
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Yeah, she's cooking up some tater-tots...in her birthday suit.
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You're not creeping on her, are you?
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Sorry, falling in love with a mysterious woman is the first step to solving a crime. Luckily for you, your lunchlady repulses me.
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You haven't helped at all in finding my trumpet.
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Haven't I?
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No.
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Well, for what it's worth — and it is worth quite a bit — your trumpet isn't at your house. It's at Lunchlady Dora's second boyfriend's house.
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She stole my trumpet and she's two-timing me?
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You really have a knack for this, Skinny.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Couch Caper Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
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*grumbling* That 1970s detective thinks he knows so much about my personal life just because his entire job is finding stuff out.
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I need to clear my head, get a good night's rest, and pick up the clues in the morning after some waffles and—
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Wait, what's this? A trail of footprints leading away from my front door?
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Task: Make Skinny Palmer Follow the Footprints (4h)
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It looks like these footprints lead right to the Municipal House of Pancakes.
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Can I get a short stack of pancakes?
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And did you want those pancakes American, Swedish, or Scooty Hooty Sweet and Fruity?
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Dora? Since when were you working night shifts at MHOP?
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I need — I mean, we need the money.
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But I provide for you, right baby?
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Not really, no. I make more as a lunchlady, and that's really saying something.
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Actually, scratch that. Lemme have the Ham Slam with cheese and a side of Don't Go Bacon My Heart.
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Otto, can you give us a minute here? Also, you should really try the French toast. It's delicious.
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Right on, amigo!
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Are you not telling me something?
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I'm not not telling you something.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Couch Caper Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Skinny Palmer's exclamation mark:
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You're right, Dora. Losing my trumpet is probably a sign that I need to get my life together and try to provide for you more.
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So I guess my days of jazz are over.
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I'm sorry, Skinny.
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First thing Monday morning I'm going to get me a job that'll make me the man you first decided to casually date.
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Oh, thank you.
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But first things first, let's scrounge up what money we do have so we can find a new place and get out of this dump.
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Task: Make Skinny Palmer Search the Couch Cushions for Coins (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House) If the user has Lunchlady Dora: Task: Make Lunchlady Dora Search the Couch Cushions for Coins (2h, Bachelor Arms, Krabappel Apartment, Spinster City Apartments, Apu's Apartment, Village Apartments or Brown House)
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*searching the couch cushions* There's got to be money in here somewhere! Hold on, what's this? *gasps* My trumpet!
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*gasps*
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Don't pretend to be surprised, Dora.
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No, Manacek. You haven't solved anything. My trumpet was right here in the couch cushions the whole time!
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But was it? *flashback* It was a simple matter of Lunchlady Dora pretending to look for your trumpet when in reality she was hiding it right under your caboose.
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But then why would she leave it in the couch?
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Because that's not your trumpet. It's a perfect replica — examine the polish.
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It tastes unlacquered! It's a silver varnish instead of brass.
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Once you left to pick up your dry cleaning, Lunchlady Dora went straight to King Toot's to sell your trumpet to the highest bidder.
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And after selling that trumpet's weight in brass, Lunchlady Dora thought she was in the clear. But then...you ran into me.
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So, panicking, she made a perfect replica of the trumpet, then stuffed that replica back into the couch.
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Nothing you say makes any sense!
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Oh, and one more thing. She's having an affair with King Toot.
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Okay, it's all true! I admit it! I needed the money! And I needed King Toot! He's the one I love!
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I'm sorry, Manacek. I should have never doubted you.
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Solving a crime has many fathers, but no sons.
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*chuckles* I like you, Manacek.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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