Seperance/Quotes
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- Mr. Burns 10 years ago: Simpson, you're brand-new here, but I have a nose for men, and you stink of reliability. I'm putting you in charge of the big red button.
- Homer 10 years ago: I won't let you down, sir.
- Mr. Burns 10 years ago: I smell you won't.
- Homer: I worked all week at the world's most boring job, and now I have to spend time in the natural world that I devoted my life to destroy.
- Marge: You're the one who suggested a family outing.
- Homer: What part of that implied I was coming?
- Marge: Can't you fake a little enthusiasm for five minutes?
- Homer: I can't pretend to like things I don't.
- Marge: You do it all the time. It's called parenting.
- Bart: Dad, there's a creepy guy in a raincoat who wants to talk to you.
- Homer: Well, run him off. What do I pay you for?
- Kent Brockman: We gathered here today in hopes of a miracle, and we got one. A self-balancing unicycle sure to be on everyone's Christmas list.
- Mr. Burns: I should be furious that you're leaving with no notice, but your sincere enthusiasm for taking this job and shoving it has won me over. Consider it shoved.
- Consonance: Eventually, every enthusiaster is called to love a product they simply cannot. You're the unfortunate victim of your personality's likes and dislikes.
- Homer: Stupid personality.
- Farley Lewis: Careful with your hat of gratitude. It's the gift of Enroy.
- Homer: This may just be the hat of gratitude talking, but I love everything about this place. The endless corridors, the apology stool, the distant eerie screams.
- Lisa: Mom is eating potato chips for dinner.
- Bart: Dad's eating potato chips.. slowly.
- The Visionary: Greetings, disciples of Enroy. We toil together with a mighty purpose, to harvest the time and energy of human beings in pursuit of the ultimate prize.
- Duffman: Here comes the awful truth.
- The Visionary: To create a service that can be sold for money.
- [all gasp]
- Lisa: Money? Isn't that what every business does?
- Duffman: Our only chance is to remove the implants like I did.
- Consonance: Implants? There are no implants.
- Duffman: Then what did I drill out of my skull?
