| After tapping on the Mob Lawyer's exclamation mark
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Anthony! What a surprise. I haven't been this surprised since my horoscope said I'd have a peaceful day.
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Good, good. You're here. Just like my espresso in the morning — expected but always a relief. Now, you can help us deal with our little...problem.
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What seems to be the issue? Don't tell me someone forgot to recycle their pizza boxes again.
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It appears that some of our associates have been implicated in some activities that the police tend to look at...unfavorably. Like a cat looks at a new sofa.
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I see. I see. And I'm assuming that these implications are as unfounded as my uncle's claim that he invented the question mark?
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Of course, as always. It's all hearsay, rumors, whispers in the wind. Probably just one of my professional associates attempting to gain an advantage in an upcoming negotiation. You know, like when kids claim they have an "invisible friend" who did the mischief.
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I'm quite sure I didn't just hear that, Anthony. My hearing tends to selectively fade, like my enthusiasm for New Year's resolutions.
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Oh. Yes, yes, of course. You heard nothing.
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Well, I'll just head over to the precinct to make sure everything is in order.
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Yes, you...let me know if you need anything else, will you?
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As always. And remember, Anthony, I'm like a good blender — I can mix things up without leaving any trace.
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| Task: "Make Mob Lawyer Go to the Station". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, Wiggum? Lawyer is here.
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Great. Right when I was finally figuring out how to turn on my new body cam.
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It's like they made it impossible to turn on intentionally! I mean, it has like fifteen different "OFF" buttons and only one, super-tiny "ON" button.
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Thank you, officers. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to speak with my client in private now, thanks.
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Oh yeah, of course. We've got tons of policing to do right now.
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No, Chief, it's actually pretty quiet today.
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Shh, Lou. I'm trying to make it seem like we're serious cops with a lot on our plates.
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Oh yeah, we're super serious as cops. Ooh, there's a bank robbery happening right now. Let's go to it.
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*whispering* Nicely done.
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Okay, so we're private now. Can we talk freely?
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Are you out of your mind? We're in a police station. We can only talk semi-freely. Just remember: no names.
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Okay, no names.
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How about we go through what happened? We need to untangle this mess like a pair of earbuds in your pocket.
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Your earbuds aren't wireless?
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I'm scared of exposing myself to too much Bluetooth...now, start from the beginning.
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Yeah, sure. Let's...let's do that. But just a heads up, my memory's not what it used to be. I'm more of a 'forget the details, remember the lunch menu' kind of guy.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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