  
Deal With the Deuce
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Deal With the Deuce is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hot Diggity D'oh! content update. It requires Deuce to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Deuce's exclamation mark
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Can I get a Chicago dog with chili on top?
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Sure thing.
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You know, maybe there's more to life than just selling hot dogs, day after day...
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Were you saying that to me or having one of them small existential crises?
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I'm not sure. All I know is when I was a kid—
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Oh, so you're just going to launch into it. Okay, fine. But can I have my hot dog first and then you can go on with your story?
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Here's your Chicago dog with chili on top. Anyway, like I was saying, when I was a kid I was always told to think big and I think I lost sight of that.
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I'm going to stop you right there. You know, this is all sort of depressing. And I know depressing.
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But what I'm really tryin' to say is: maybe you should just quit and do something else with your life.
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Quit? I never thought of quitting.
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Really? It seems like where you were already heading.
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I don't know what I'm going to do for work, but it's not going to be this! *takes off apron*
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Okay, good for you hot dog guy.
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| Task: "Make Deuce Envision a Non-Hot Dog Career". The job takes 4 hours.
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Wow, I guess you need a lot of experience and specific education to get all the cool and high-paying jobs...
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Maybe I should un-quit the hot dog cart?
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Or...I can quickly come up with an idea that will change the food service industry as we know it!
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I've got it!
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Who's going to want a plain old hot dog when they can have...
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...a hot dog within another hot dog! I'll call it the "Hot Dog Dog"!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Deuce's exclamation mark
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Well, every bank closed their doors in my face.
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Hopefully some rich guy is willing to invest in a sure thing like the "Hot Dog Dog".
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No can do, Mister! I know it don't jive with my rootin-tootin' personality, but I'm actually a vegan.
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A hot dog inside another hot dog... It's not really evil, is it? The thing is, Deuce, I only invest in evil.
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I'm the new sponsor of Papa John's. I can't invest in your puny hot dog venture.
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Retail stores like Costington's are getting slaughtered by Amazon! Slaughtered! I'm nearly bankrupt!
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Well, I don't know who else I can ask. But I'll do whatever it takes to secure that seed money.
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Well, boy howdy. Did I hear you say you'se got money for "seeds"? Cuz I could really use a partner for my tomacco crop. Just need those seeds.
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Oh, actually...I'm not talking about real seeds, it's just a term for the initial fundraising money for a business.
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Don't matter. I still want 'em.
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Task: "Make Deuce Follow the Money". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Try to Get "Seed" Money". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 4 hours.
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Sorry, Deuce. Your hot dog idea sounds like a real winner, but my portfolio is tied up in NFTs of Duff memorabilia.
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And I just put a deposit down on a townhouse.
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Moe, will you invest?
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Hey, don't look at me. I'm buried in what they call bury-you-alive-style debt.
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In fact, that's my collector at the door as we speak.
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Good afternoon, Szyslak.
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This time can you break my left knee cap? My right one's still a little tender.
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Not one single interested investor. I'm screwed.
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Did I hear someone in desperate financial straits that is in need of timely aid?!
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Yeah.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Deuce's exclamation mark
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In preparation for our new business partnership, I've had my legal team draw up the necessary documents.
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Whoa, that's a big stack of papers. Couldn't you have just printed them double-sided?
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Sign here...here...here...there. Initial here, here, here, and here. Don't read that part...and sign there.
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Okay, I guess we're partners now.
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*steeples fingers* Yes...partners...
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Why'd you steeple your fingers when you said that?
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*steeples fingers* I didn't...partner.
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Now I definitely have the feeling I've been taken advantage of.
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Task: "Make Deuce Sign His Life Away". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Cooling Towers, Reactor Core, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Point to More Places to Sign". The job takes place at Burns Manor, Cooling Towers, Reactor Core, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I think that's all of them, Mr. Burns. Every contract, signed and initialed.
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Excellent. Here you go, good sir. One American dollar.
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A dollar? That's it? What for?
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If you'll refer to section forty-seven, sub-section three, addendum two, paragraph four, relating to intellectual property...
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...you'll see that you have surrendered all rights to the Hot Dog Dog for the sum of one dollar.
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What?!! I didn't know it said that!
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Enjoy your one dollar, partner...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Deuce's exclamation mark
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My life is a disaster.
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I poured everything I had into prototyping the Hot Dog Dog, and now I've got nothing.
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The Hot Dog Dog name is trademarked. You owe me a hundred dollars just for saying it.
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I'll have to liquidate my hot dog cart just to pay rent this month.
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I own that too.
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Wait a minute... Liquidate! I can sell all my leftover hot dog grease to the grease recycling plant!
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I'm quite sure I own the grease as well. *checking contract*
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Wait, no, it's not here. Smithers! Why is there no clause about me owning his hot dog grease?!
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Uh...we'll sue for it, sir.
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See that you do. I can't have this man thinking he can live a normal life after doing business with Montgomery Burns.
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*gasp* I've got to sell this grease ASAP before some greasy lawyer sues for it to grease Burns' pocketbook!
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| Task: "Make Deuce Sell Off That Rancid Gold". The job takes place at the Grease Recycling Plant and takes 4 hours.
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Woohoo! All that grease sold for more than a thousand bucks!
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And it only took grilling up ten thousand dollars worth of hot dogs to do it!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Deuce's exclamation mark
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Hmm, I don't think this whole hot dog grease venture is as much of a windfall as I thought.
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If'n it costs you ten dollars for hot dogs just ta generate one dollar a grease, that's what mah financial advisor calls un-sus-tain-uh-bul.
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Just like Brandine's brief and unfortunate career as a financial advisor.
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Tell ya what, Deuce. If you need a job, you should join the roadkill clean-up crew with me. The pay ain't great, but your stewpot will be forever ripe with the highway's rich bounty.
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Thank you, but no. With decades of hot dog grilling experience, I'm sure I can find something less...ripe.
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| Task: "Make Deuce Get a Job at the Grease Plant". The job takes place at the Grease Recycling Plant and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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