| Off to Mexico
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Off to Mexico is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hot Diggity D'oh! content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After completing Release the Grease Pt. 5
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Okay, all we have to do is sell this boatload of grease, and then we're changing our names and moving to Mexico!
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Why Mexico?
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Yeah, I was thinking the Caribbean.
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What about Germany? They love hot dogs over there!
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Well, I was only thinking Mexico because it's where Morgan Freeman and that other guy go at the end of that prison movie...
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Not so fast, Simpson.
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Mr. Burns! How's, uh, things?
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We're onto you, Simpson. We found the security footage.
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*gasp* The one of me stealing your turkey sandwich out of the fridge and then accidentally dropping it into the reactor core which created a fog of deli mustard that enveloped the entire Eastern Seaboard for three months?
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It was you who caused the Great Mustard Mist?!
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No.
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He means the footage of you intentionally causing a blackout so you could capitalize on the skyrocketing price of grease.
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*standing in front of a grease truck* Oh that? That wasn't me. That was Lenny or Carl! Am I fired?
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No, now that we know it was you who caused The Great Mustard Mist, we can't fire you.
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But Mr. Burns, we can't keep him on. He's a walking liability.
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Exactly. Because if anyone ever found out it was our employee who caused the Mustard Mist, we'd be sued to kingdom come. Keep Simpson close. Oh, and make him sign another NDA.
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Ok, sir.
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Suckers. C'mon boy, let's sell this grease.
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Uh, Dad. The power is back on and now the grease prices are tanking.
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Why can't I ever get rich quick?! Please! All I want is for it to happen once!
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Task: "Make Homer Try to Sell the Grease". The job takes place at the Grease Recycling Plant, Springfield Meatball Factory, Acne Grease Co. Truck, a Krusty Burger, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Move to the Caribbean". The job takes place at Springfield Airport or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Short the Grease Stock". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Deuce is owned: Task: "Make Deuce Hide the Heist Evidence". The job takes place at Dumpster 1, Dumpster 2, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Marge! My get-rich-quick scheme actually worked!
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It did? We're rich?
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Oh, no, not even close. I just mean after I auctioned off the restaurant and sold the grease from our heist, we technically didn't lose money on the whole thing.
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We're actually ahead thirty-seven bucks!
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I'm sorry, the grease from your what?
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*whispering* Bart, she's onto us. You still have your bags packed for Mexico?
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Quest reward:  200 and  20
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