Wikisimpsons:Previously featured comic quotes

All previously featured comic quotes.

March 6, 2013 - April 1, 2013

"Kid cops? Now I've seen everything!"

―Michael D'Amico

"Have you ever seen a flying puppy sneeze rainbows?"

―Ralph Wiggum

"What? No!'"

―Michael

"Then I guess you haven't seen everything!"

―Ralph

"Huh? What's wrong with you?"

―Michael

February 1, 2013 - March 6, 2013

"Calm, mes amis. Let's solve this in a judicious way."

―Martin

"I'll bash your head in a jupuci ... jucidip ... judidici ... whatever you said way!"

―Kearney

January 3, 2013 - February 1, 2013

"Bart, you are denser than osmium."

―Lisa

"Meh. I can't be offended by what I don't understand."

―Bart

December 1, 2012 - January 3, 2013

"I'm worried about how aggressive he's getting. We may have to kennel him until we find out what's wrong."

―Marge

"Which one? Homer or Santa's Little Helper?"

―Bart

November 2, 2012 - December 1, 2012

"Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?"

―Carol Jones

"Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too."

―Jimbo Jones

October 5, 2012 - November 2, 2012

"Chief Wiggum, you've failed the city you swore to protect!"

―Sideshow Bob, masquerading as Bartman from the future

"Now see here! I didn't swear to any such thing. And if I did, it was just an empty promise!"

―Chief Wiggum

September 1, 2012 - October 5, 2012

"Know that these "rolling freeze-outs" are largely the result of a power plant mismanagement..."

―Mr. Burns

"This won't stand! My dad works at that plant, and he'll do something!"

―Bart

"...caused by an employee in Sector 7G who hasn't been to work because he didn't want to get out of bed this week."

―Mr. Burns

"Never mind."

―Bart

August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012

"Mom, can I be a Ninja Assassin when I grow up?"

―Bart Simpson

July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012

"Help, Bart! Help! I'm stuck, and I have to go to the little boys' room!"

―Homer Simpson