Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Twitter

"Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!"

―Homer Simpson

A funny tweet from Homer. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. I like it. We've had quotes and nominations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- Mythigator 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
2. Yeah, I like it. Is it the first Twitter post by "Homer" up for featured quote nomination? --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 08:32, 12 January 2013 (EST)

Neutral (1)

1. It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

Comments

• This is the second tweet up for nomination, Fred. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 14:01, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

"Blood Feud"

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

―Homer

"OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?"

―Post Office worker

"I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)"

―Homer

A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)

Neutral (1)

1. One of those ones which doesn't work too well on its own. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 16:45, 14 March 2013 (EDT)
   Another thing is that you can't really express Homer's voice and feelings in the quote. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:36, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

"Treehouse of Horror IV"

"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."

―Homer Simpson

I like this quote. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 04:20, 18 January 2013 (EST)

Support (2)

1. . :P --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 18:13, 18 January 2013 (EST)
2. OK quote, typical Homer. -- Mythigator 09:35, 15 February 2013 (EST)

The Simpsons: Tapped Out

"We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses."

―Clancy Wiggum, to Waylon Smithers

I don't think we've had a featured Tapped Out quote yet. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 11:07, 25 January 2013 (EST)

Comments

Good one, Wiggum

The Simpsons: Tapped Out

"Wow, the ornate interior and new age looking exterior of Swanky Fish is impressive!"

―Lisa Simpson

"But I thought this was a seafood place. What's with all this rice, avocado, and... yuck! Is this seaweed?!"

―Homer Simpson

"It's called Nori wrap. Sushi really is an art form."

―Lisa Simpson

"But I don't want my food to be an art form. I want it to be food."

―Homer Simpson

Funny Tapped Out quote from the "What Animated Women Want" tie-in. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 13:58, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

"Pulpit Friction"

"The only thing bigger than you is you tomorrow."

―Bart Simpson to Homer

Typical Bart. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:42, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

"Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

―Groundskeeper Willie

"You Scots sure are a contentious people."

―Seymour Skinner

"You just made an enemy for life!"

―Groundskeeper Willie

A funny Willie moment. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 15:49, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. Good, but I think just the first line might be better. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 16:15, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
2.  :P --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 18:49, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

Comments

@Randomno, that's probably because you have no idea what "contentious" means, which is the whole joke of Willie's reply to Skinner. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 16:37, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

XD That's pretty much it. Let's Oogle it! | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 17:00, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

Definiton didn't help. :| | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 17:03, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

Googling "define:contentious" brought up: "Causing or likely to cause an argument; controversial." define: is your friend. ☆The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)}☆ 03:22, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

I said the definition didn't help. :| | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 03:26, 4 May 2013 (EDT)