Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

Past Nominations: 1

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

3

"I call the big one Bitey"

―Homer Simpson

Neutral (3)

1. Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
3. Agreed with both of you. Duncan Crook

Comments

One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — ^TheHomer ^{(Talk • Contributions)} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

6

"I like men now"

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (1)

1. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

8

"The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."

―Marge Simpson

Support (1)

1. Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

• A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

9

"I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off."

―Homer Simpson singing

Oppose (1)

1. Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

10

"But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you"

―Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson

Oppose (1)

1. This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

11

"Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!"

―Moe Szyslak

Oppose (1)

1. Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

12

"English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"

―Homer Simpson

Support (2)

1. A great quote from a great episode. Josegiraffio 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
2. Love this scene. So funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

• Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

13

"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

―Ralph Wiggum after being pushed into a bush

Support (2)

1. Ralph quotes are always hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
2. I like this quote. Ralph's great. Brassbandplayer 13:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

15

"I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."

―Queen Elizabeth II

"Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

―Prince Charles

Support (1)

I LOVE IT! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 173.24.145.219 (talk) 03:14, 1 September 2010

16

"I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!"

―Milhouse Van Houten

Neutral (1)

1. I don't know, it just doesn't really stand out to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 06:22, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

19

"You made me bleed my own blood."

―Nelson Muntz

Oppose (1)

1. ----- It's Magic - Kingcjc 21:18, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

20

"I'd hate to be a Nervous Pervis, but if he falls couldn't that make him a paraplegerino?"

―Ned Flanders

"Shut up Flanders."

―Homer and Bart Simpson

Support (2)

1. Really like this quote. Ned is a funny character at times and has his moments. Josegiraffio ^{Want to talk} 19:55, 2 December 2010 (UTC)
2. Yeah, good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:57, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

21

"I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

―Homer Simpson

Support (1)

1. Think this quotes pretty good. Josegiraffio ^{Want to talk} 20:18, 20 December 2010 (UTC)